Semen retention

[BadMoneySlim]

Your post history has clearly stated I have two more balls than you, sunshine.

Get em

 

[Hatorade]

Not busting a nut a few times a week is actually bad for you.

People believe weird shit though. I had a short 3 month fling years ago with some skinny hippy chick that believed Semen had all these massive health benefits. She was insane and had absolutely no body, but she was all about giving ridiculous amounts of head, which made her hard to break up with.

 

[Legumes]

Semen retention? I thought your mom looked like she put on some weight.

 

[eighterumg5]

Bless and sex thankfully have never appeared in any of the great sex I've had. Ugh.

Trying sneezing in bed next time

 

[fingercuffs]

Trying sneezing in bed next time

I have the decency to get out when that happens. I'm not a dainty sneezer.

 

[Oregonmma]

Yes, I don't advocate it long term. It's a tool like fasting or working out. Build up those stores until you're ready for a good release. I like to store for about a week and I notice a difference in the response from the opposite sex and in the gym when I have a huge load I'm carrying.

Fucking lol dude

 

[Alphaboy]

Idunno which is worse, the guys who believe in this mystical "semen gives you powers" b.s. or the dudes getting pissed that another guy isn't jerking off.

 

[Robocok]

Get em

 

[Cole train]

Idunno which is worse, the guys who believe in this mystical "semen gives you powers" b.s. or the dudes getting pissed that another guy isn't jerking off.

Yea this topic is one of those random ones thats gets to people

 

[Alphaboy]

If you think about nature, what other animal cums that often

A lion who is the head of its pride.

If you think about nature, what other animal cums that often and why would a human need to unless they are impregnating a ton of different women lol.

If we're gonna go by that standard, why have sex at all if it isn't for procreation, they don't use condoms in nature.

Tons of reasons: Stress relief, mood elevation, it can serve as a "sleeping pill", and overall just pleasure.

 

[Oregonmma]

Idunno which is worse, the guys who believe in this mystical "semen gives you powers" b.s. or the dudes getting pissed that another guy isn't jerking off.

I'm not at all pissed I just think it's hilarious how some think that by not masturbating you get magical powers that give you success in life.

 

[Oregonmma]

You a bitch though bro we all know that

 

[Robocok]

You a bitch though bro we all know that

Na, you a bitch

 

[Oregonmma]

Na, you a bitch

You're known on this site for being attracted to a 16 year old and bitching out about hanging with a girl cause she wouldn't fuck you in like 6 hours when she said she would do other stuff. I have my own issues but you are a straight up bitch.

 

[Robocok]

You're known on this site for being attracted to a 16 year old and bitching out about hanging with a girl cause she wouldn't fuck you in like 6 hours when she said she would do other stuff. I have my own issues but you are a straight up bitch.

I just share my experiences on the dog. You are probably reading my post in your own whiny, bitch ass voice.

Ya, I thought a 16 year old girl was hot. I didn't break the law or do anything about it except post about it here.

The way I handled the other lady was regrettable but I sent her an apology text and moved on. Why don't you?

 

[eighterumg5]

Crock of rubbish, a decent session is a pretty decent aid to combat insomnia.

good way to kill 2 minutes too

 

[GergreG]

Upon first arriving in this thread I was stunned to see that Robo isn't the TS. But there he comes, pun intended, just adding his two bobs worth to a weird thread.

 

[Oregonmma]

I just share my experiences on the dog. You are probably reading my post in your own whiny, bitch ass voice.

Ya, I thought a 16 year old girl was hot. I didn't break the law or do anything about it except post about it here.

The way I handled the other lady was regrettable but I sent her an apology text and moved on. Why don't you?

Lol don't talk shit about me cause you're on some no fap shit when you've made posts like that. You aren't hard bro you would get melted in my city in one night. Just take the L and move on. Only one other shitty poster is on the no fap shit so just take your weird beliefs and move on.

 

[eighterumg5]

I just share my experiences on the dog. You are probably reading my post in your own whiny, bitch ass voice.

Ya, I thought a 16 year old girl was hot. I didn't break the law or do anything about it except post about it here.

The way I handled the other lady was regrettable but I sent her an apology text and moved on. Why don't you?

Oh you gotta tell us man, what did she say to the text?

 

[Robocok]

Lol don't talk shit about me cause you're on some no fap shit when you've made posts like that. You aren't hard bro you would get melted in my city in one night. Just take the L and move on. Only one other shitty poster is on the no fap shit so just take your weird beliefs and move on.

Don't talk shit about you? What are you even talking about you sensitive little flower? What is your city?