There are a few serious questions I have about this:
1. If this reverses entropy, does this mean we can create energy. Thus violating the law that energy cannot be created or destroyed.
2. If this can reverse the states of molecular matter to its previous state, does that mean it can be used to to reverse chemical processes?
3. I am asking for a friend but hypothetically, could my friend use this machine to de-age his wife? If that is not possible, maybe just turn back the clock on her boobs and butt like 20 years? Seriously, science. How about you give me something I want for once? I don't really want or need an IPhone 12 or whatever we are on. I can't have sex with a phone. I tried. Seriously science, how about something I want for once, you dick. You know what science, you are a real asshole. I go around telling everyone how science is so cool and awesome and but you're just a fucking asshole. I am not saying this to be mean and I have been your bud for a longtime but I don't think we can't hangout anymore. Don't call me anymore to hangout or to hit the bars. Go hangout with your iPhone whatever. While we are laying down some truth, I never liked you. I have only been trying to get with your hot sister. Yeah, why do you think I always invited her to come with to the bars with the promise I would buy her some shots. In closing, fuck you science. I never liked you. I never fucking liked you. I got a handy from your sister. Go get fucked.