SBBC Vol 1 - Corona is a can

[El Chimpo]

You would be fucked if you lived up here. Piss your pants cold: 4 inches of clothing but only 3 inches of dick.
Connecticut rolling in the titles this year.

That's why I stay in the south where the humidity and heat sags the bawls giving off the appearance of an larger package

 

[volodya]

LMAO @ dana going full trump/Florida at the postfight preaser

 

[therealdope]

Not drunk enough appears to be the only correct answer here.

You're probably better off with the way it went. Workplace fuckery rarely ends well.

 

[El Chimpo]

You're probably better off with the way it went. Workplace fuckery rarely ends well.

I am currently dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight with 2 coworkers ... one on my shift and one on the opposite day shift

 

[therealdope]

I am currently dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight with 2 coworkers ... one on my shift and one on the opposite day shift

 

[El Chimpo]

Boy did it

They're both married

 

[therealdope]

Boy did it

They're both married

Hence the reason for the CCW. I got 'ya.

 

[El Chimpo]

Hence the reason for the CCW. I got 'ya.

I have gotten myself into a pickle and I tell you what...I relish it

 

[therealdope]

I have gotten myself into a pickle and I tell you what...I relish it

LMAO!

 

[Roman Reigns GF]

Happy Easter boys

 

[Vogg]

Happy Easter boys

Easter bunny was good today

 

[El Chimpo]

Can jam

 

[Corona]

CJ

 

[El Chimpo]

Actual can jam

 

[El Chimpo]

Touch crowd huh

 

[El Chimpo]

Certified slapper of a jam

 

[Bunk Moreland]

 

[El Chimpo]

Jam of Cans

 

[Vogg]

Went into a liquor store yesterday for my lady and her friend. Chick behind the counter was ranting to her coworkers about how some guy who comes in and buys bud light won't buy it anymore. She said "normal customers" like "this gentleman" (acknowledging me) don't care about that and it's embarrassing if you don't buy something because of a trans person on a can. Little did this bitch know I'm a bigot/homophobe and the dude behind the counter who was completing the sale was trying to look like an ugly broad. So she tried putting me on the spot and asked me what I thought. I told her I think it's terrible to talk anything political in front of customer and you should be aware of your consumer base and how to properly market towards them and paid for my shit and walked out.

probably the least professional encounter I've had in quite some time, maybe ever.

Jam of Cans

Hell yeah brother

 

[El Chimpo]

Lol at drinking bud light in the first place tho

Lady boys or not