SBBC Vol 1 - Corona is a can

[El Chimpo]

I expect to hear from her again in the future

She is a diagnosed bipolar and multiple personality
Might be off her meds right now lmao

 

[Jonathan Utah]

I expect to hear from her again in the future

She is a diagnosed bipolar and multiple personality
Might be off her meds right now lmao

With girls like that, you’re always gonna have great sex.

 

[El Chimpo]

With girls like that, you’re always gonna have great sex.

You're telling me
She took dick like a champion
And sucked me down to the root and kissed my damn pelvis

I miss her already lmfao

 

[therealdope]

I expect to hear from her again in the future

She is a diagnosed bipolar and multiple personality
Might be off her meds right now lmao

 

[therealdope]

I've only dated on one semi-crazy chick. I was 23 and she was 30. I met her at closing time at an off-campus student bar.

I think I knew she was bad news the first time I met up with her for 'a date'. Just before going out the door I gave my housemate the quick backstory and the dude said, "take a toothbrush with you".

He was not wrong.

 

[Yorick]

Sounds like a keeper, bruh

 

[Yorick]

I must be a freak magnet because every bitch I’ve been with has been certifiable including my ex-wife.
Can’t live with em, can’t kill em.

 

[therealdope]

I must be a freak magnet because every bitch I’ve been with has been certifiable including my ex-wife.

 

[Shaz]

I've dated an abundance of loopy broads, crazy attracts crazy

 

[El Chimpo]

Well she was eyeballing me at work all damn day with desperation eyes

 

[Jonathan Utah]

Well she was eyeballing me at work all damn day with desperation eyes

Were you greeted by temptation?

 

[El Chimpo]

Were you greeted by temptation?

Yes I'm dancing with the devil in the pale moon light currently

 

[Roman Reigns GF]

Did her husband find out? When you said you were having an affair and it all blew up, I expected to read her husband was threatening you

 

[Yorick]

From 78 to 48 in three hours.
Gotta love those micro climates.
NorCal rules.

 

[therealdope]

Chimp, you still alive or did crazy do you dirty?

 

[El Chimpo]

Chimp, you still alive or did crazy do you dirty?

Just got off a 2 week suspension at work lmao

She lied about some BS and HR did an investigation

SHE got fired lmfao

 

[El Chimpo]

Did her husband find out? When you said you were having an affair and it all blew up, I expected to read her husband was threatening you

Yeah he knows everything now cuz she ran her mouth
But he won't even look at me now

 

[therealdope]

Yeah he knows everything now cuz she ran her mouth
But he won't even look at me now

Wait -- the husband works at the same place you and the 'ho work at?

Just want to make sure I've got that right.

 

[El Chimpo]

Wait -- the husband works at the same place you and the 'ho work at?

Just want to make sure I've got that right.

Si

 

[Jonathan Utah]