SBBC Vol 1 - Corona is a can

[Jonathan Utah]

Taking a bird out for steak Thursday

If she orders it well done I'm leaving her there

What side do you order?

 

[El Chimpo]

What side do you order?

I get my steak bloody

With asparagus and a fully loaded tater

 

[Corona]

Chump about to tear up that black angus well done steak with a1 sauce

 

[El Chimpo]

Chump about to tear up that black angus well done steak with a1 sauce

 

[Revolver]

Taking a bird out for steak Thursday

If she orders it well done I'm leaving her there

You're supposed to get laid before you ghost them.

 

[El Chimpo]

You're supposed to get laid before you ghost them.

I guess I'm a little rusty after all this time

 

[FLYOVER BOSSMAN]

Good luck, Champ. Don’t overplay your hand if you’re looking for something casual.

i.e. a steak dinner sends the message that you’re interested in her. You don’t have to go to that length if you’re just looking to bang, bro

 

[Roman Reigns GF]

black angus

 

[Michaelangelo]

Take her for an Applebee’s steak and smash her behind the dumpster

 

[Corona]

Take her for an Applebee’s steak and smash her behind the dumpster

do it in honor of his new QB Baker GOATfield

 

[Michaelangelo]

do it in honor of his new QB Baker GOATfield

JaBaker is the type of guy to reuse his underwear by wearing them inside out

 

[Vogg]

Good luck, Champ. Don’t overplay your hand if you’re looking for something casual.

i.e. a steak dinner sends the message that you’re interested in her. You don’t have to go to that length if you’re just looking to bang, bro

Best thing to do is go to a steak dinner, eat, tell her you'll use the bathroom and dip imo

 

[Jonathan Utah]

Best thing to do is go to a steak dinner, eat, tell her you'll use the bathroom and dip imo

He should order expensive appetizers too. Have her spend a whole weeks paycheck on the dinner.

 

[Corona]

Pro tip for a nice steakhouse or seafood restaurant is to bring your own bottle of wine and pay the corkage which is usually like $20. A $50 bottle at the grocery store goes for like 150 at the restaurant.

I sound poor.

 

[Revolver]

Pro tip for a nice steakhouse or seafood restaurant is to bring your own bottle of wine and pay the corkage which is usually like $20. A $50 bottle at the grocery store goes for like 150 at the restaurant.

I sound poor.

Just bring your own beer while you're at it. lmao

 

[El Chimpo]

Me taking all this advice in

 

[Jonathan Utah]

Just bring your own beer while you're at it. lmao

Rich people slam natty lights with IG models. Rona is a cultured individual.

 

[El Chimpo]

Prepping myself in the bathroom of the Longhorn

 

[Corona]

Just bring your own beer while you're at it. lmao

I typically won’t drink beer at a steakhouse. Beer fucks up your palette. Wines way better with a good steak or seafood, I’ll drink beer afterwards when getting crunk. Only time I go to steakhouses is in vegas anyways. So plenty of time to crush 12 modelos and gamble after.

 

[Revolver]

I typically won’t drink beer at a steakhouse. Beer fucks up your palette. Wines way better with a good steak or seafood, I’ll drink beer afterwards when getting crunk. Only time I go to steakhouses is in vegas anyways. So plenty of time to crush 12 modelos and gamble after.

Sounds gay (nttawwt). Do you do this before or after waking up next to a dude?