SBBC : The Talented Mr. Gunther

[El Chimpo]

we are truly in the presence of greatness

no doubts in my mind

the future is upon us

 

[faustian]

I guess the last option cause Gunther's way too over-qualified to ever be hired as a janitor

 

[ChillyPalmer]

Not even Gunther can wear three watches on one wrist.

 

[Prime Ang]

Should make it so you can choose multiple options.

 

[El Chimpo]

Should make it so you can choose multiple options.

done

 

[HunterSdVa29]

i know for a fact i can't bench more than like 210, even at my strongest. so ya, that's not happening.

 

[Luminaire]

Re: Hunter's gf... It's over bro, cut your losses. No need for such a highly educated, supreme athlete like you to settle for some snoopy ass desert breezy...

 

[El Chimpo]

keeping old pics of ya ex is a terrible mistake

 

[FLYOVER BOSSMAN]

I think we need Palp's screenplay of Good Will Hunter itt

 

[faustian]

keeping old pics of ya ex is a terrible mistake

No Chimp. Just no.

 

[Prime Ang]

Gunther's gotten this speech 1000 times

 

[MarkyMcFly]

Angus, got a new one for you...

First name "Shardonay"

 

[wlu29]

don't think gunther can ever become a tax advisor

 

[Prime Ang]

Angus, got a new one for you...

First name "Shardonay"

 

[MarkyMcFly]

Only bubbles could perfect emulate the look on my face when I seen that..

"Jeeeesus Murphy"

 

[HunterSdVa29]

Re: Hunter's gf... It's over bro, cut your losses. No need for such a highly educated, supreme athlete like you to settle for some snoopy ass desert breezy...

i tried to break up w/ her two nights ago, but she pulled a never before seen move. Even though we clearly have tension lately, dome ain't getting dropped, etc.... she just flatout denied that she knew what the hell i was talking about.....despite recent texts and complaints to the contrary.

I just sat there awestruck, the sheer audacity of that statement. Then she threw the uh misses on me and i capitulated like a bitch.

Today is pissing me off tho. i've already told her to 'pump the brakes' w/ the accusations twice. a playa can only restrain himself so much

 

[HunterSdVa29]

don't think gunther can ever become a tax advisor

sure, b/c filing personal income taxes is totally the same as entrepreneurial or corporate taxes.....

good call

 

[Breakitdown]

Don't give these sloots any power in relationships, hunt. Show her who the boss is/who wears the pants.

 

[Prime Ang]

You just wonder wtf some people are thinking, you had 9 fucking months to figure this shit out.

 

[El Chimpo]

Don't give these sloots any power in relationships, hunt. Show her who the boss is/who wears the pants.

sound advice from a sound man