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SBBC: The New GOAT

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INeedARemedy said:
Went hiking yesterday, started the day with 40's of High Life. Got druuuuunk. Woke up sideways on my couch, must have passed out at around 7pm. Don't even remember falling asleep, just happened

Up way too early
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There's nothing wrong with living the High Life every once in a while.
 
High life is the GOAT poor person beer. Used to drink to get kegs of that shit when I was 18-19.
 
just deployed some DDL level acting to fake food poisoning to get out of work. i never actually get sick, and have over 100 hours of sick leave, gotta use it somehow

didn't even call in, went the extra mile and went into work, so they could witness how sick i looked hahahah
 
Why would you go in to work to tell them that you're sick? LOL.

I'm sure having 100 hours of sick time has built you a certain amount of credit that you can withdraw from.
 
well i tried to call, but the old dude that gets there first had already called out, evident by nobody answering the phone. simply calling was too risky, i had to make it look like i was trying to not leave them hanging
 
lol, can't you just leave a message or send an email? They're not going to question it regardless.
 
I think I have 280 hours of sick leave right now. Cant acquire any more, whatever the number is.
 
how do you accumulate sick hours? if you have zero sick hours and have explosive diarrhea are you forced to go to work?
 
i'm a federal employee, so it's on a set scale. i earn 6 hours of regular leave per pay period, and 4 hours of sick leave. people start off on a lower scale, but they counted my military service, so i came in a step above
 
DSOTM said:
how do you accumulate sick hours? if you have zero sick hours and have explosive diarrhea are you forced to go to work?
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We get sick leave hours and vacation hours, they are separate.
 
Still in Key West. Ended up going to a strip club last night and long story short one of the strippers is on her way over to this grimy motel I checked into this morning lmao
 
I still have like a $300 tab at the strip club cause fraud protection kicked in on my debit card and it got declined lol. So they took my driver's license and told me to come back today to settle the bill and get my DL back. Pretty sure I can get a new driver's license for less than $300 lol
 
Really doubt a strip club is going to go after you for $300, but that's pretty fucking low. Lmao
 
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