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SBBC: The New GOAT

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faustian said:
lol so basically this guy's gf bangs a new dude at least once every 18 mos while he's busy striking out trying to be a one true playa
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I don't think she's banging any dudes but who knows. You slam any strippers last night or what?
 
ya, i noticed a convenient lack of stripper story from devil bargainer over here, what happened my dude
 
There's got to be some champagne room stories
 
Faust is spending his vacation in key west in his room face timing with mark derp lmao
 
somehow, i have like zero good american strip club stories. then again, haven't gone too many, but the ones in mexico and europe are uh egregious to say the least
 
Corona said:
You sound pretty upset playa, I would be too if I lost my own tournament lol!!!
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I spent some quality time with the stripper this afternoon before she had to go back to work

I actually went back to the strip club a few hours ago to pay my tab from last night. Apparently they would've taken it out of her pay if it didn't get paid. She's supposed to be coming over here once she gets off work at 4 lol
 
that's what i'm talking about. when in doubt, get grimy (situationally of course, you're assumingly single, so why not)
 
HunterSdVa29 said:
somehow, i have like zero good american strip club stories. then again, haven't gone too many, but the ones in mexico and europe are uh egregious to say the least
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I've only been to two strip clubs and neither story is too crazy but here they are.

First time in vegas(just turned 21), me and two of my buddies are up around $500 each and don't know what we wanna do next. So we just hop in a cab and have him take us to a strip club. Dude drops us off there and it's $50 to get in, then a two drink minimum and they didn't even serve alcohol. Spent another $50 or so on a coke and a water. Some stripper tried to get me to fuck her for like $700 but i said fuck that. We ended up leaving shortly and walked back to the strip, fuck vegas cab drivers.

Second time I was absolutely lit in Arizona for spring training. We got smashed at mill street(Asu's big bar scene). We jump in a cab to go back to my buddies at like 230am and my buddy in the back seat who lives there is like "fuck that take us to blah blah gentlemens club" we end up at some strip club completely belligerent, my buddy pulls out a grand in ones and gave us wads of cash(dudes fam is pretty wealthy). Got a bunch of lap dances and shit, it was pretty dope. One of my buddies almost got kicked out for continuously groping the strippers lol. Hangover the next day was one of the worst of my life.
 
Corona said:
You sound pretty upset playa, I would be too if I lost my own tournament lol!!!
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he must be upset, that's the only explanation for him hating on madden team, i need greg robinson! I honestly don't even know what team he's currently on but combine robinson is a 99, so yea
 
german strippers (well they were never german, but fairly certain human trafficked chicks from slovakie, romania, eastern bloc nations) love to fuck people up w/ their own belts. no bueno
 
HunterSdVa29 said:
german strippers (well they were never german, but fairly certain human trafficked chicks from slovakie, romania, eastern bloc nations) love to fuck people up w/ their own belts. no bueno
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Ok.
 
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