SBBC: Thank god I'm not a poor person

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I got a hair cut that lasted over an hour last night. Girl probably wanted to get slammed so she took her time. P4P top five haircut in my experience.

When I was a younger man I used to go to the barber college to get cheap/sometimes free haircuts from the people in training. They always did a great job, but they were so cautious it always took forever.

If she was looking to slam though and gave a P4P haircut, you might have fucked up.
 
You can tell Alexis Texas doesn't do drugs since she pretty much looks the same since she started and her ass hasn't shrunk.

But damn, her vag has taken a beating and it shows.
 
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lulz
 
lol aren't you like 5'8'' with a 20'' reach

im sure you on the court would look like this

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Lol at that f level gif. That's probably what Alex looks like when he tries to dunk.
 
When I was a younger man I used to go to the barber college to get cheap/sometimes free haircuts from the people in training. They always did a great job, but they were so cautious it always took forever.

If she was looking to slam though and gave a P4P haircut, you might have fucked up.

As long as your not getting some crazy looking explosive haircut than the college haircuts are typically fine. One of my buddies cuts my hair for free now since I always went to his school when he was training to be a barber. An hour for a haircut is a long ass time though. That girl definitely wanted to get slammed by pony.
 
Either that or she fucked up and it took her that long to fix it.
 
She gave me two head massages that lasted like ten minutes each.

Not going to lie, my nipples could cut glass.
 
They have one of those sports clips places around here where the girls massage you and then cut your hair and give you a shave. Shits like $30 though. Jordan.gif at that.
 
I've grown past slamming skanks. lol at cheating on my wife with some girl that cuts hair and gives free head rubs.
 
Smoke cigarettes, drink whiskey, bang the barber chick.

Live the "Mad Men" experience.
 
You'd instantly become Alex's favorite poster.
 
I dunno, Pony doesn't seem Joisey enough.

How many Italia tracksuits do you have Pony?
 
I bet Alex was devastated at Italy and Spain being kod in the first round of the wc.
 
Shouldve told her your nuts and shaft needed a trim
 
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