SBBC: RIP n00b Sport Chat Threads

[senri]

this is the part of the joke where the dude says, "help me find my keys and we can DRIVE out of here...."
yuks

It's calming the fog, you don't even need to run...

 

[Graves The Elder]

never heard the joke, have you

its pretty funny

 

[senri]

never heard the joke, have you

its pretty funny

No because i wasn't joking about my experiences in the fog...

 

[Graves The Elder]

that's what she said

 

[wlu.29]

You can never say it like you mean it because you speak of the Ennui. Empty words Mr Streets, i want all the meaning to secrete out of you or the masses will not masticate with fervor otherwise.

Secrete is such a vulgar word

 

[Graves The Elder]

ok fine heres the joke.
dude fucks a bitch with a grand canyon sized pussy, you know sammich size.
he decides to tie a board to his ass to keep from falling in but after a few thrusts,
the board slips and he falls deep into the cavernous cooch.

after stumbling around for a while he pulls out his lighter and flicks it on.
standing there is another guy. the first guy asks him, 'how the hell are going to climb out of here?'

the second guy says, 'help me find my car keys and we'll DRIVE out of here.'
boom

 

[Almighty Angus]

@Kahl Drogo

You're welcome

PM me

 

[faustian]

ok fine heres the joke.
dude fucks a bitch with a grand canyon sized pussy, you know sammich size.
he decides to tie a board to his ass to keep from falling in but after a few thrusts,
the board slips and he falls deep into the cavernous cooch.

after stumbling around for a while he pulls out his lighter and flicks it on.
standing there is another guy. the first guy asks him, 'how the hell are going to climb out of here?'

the second guy says, 'help me find my car keys and we'll DRIVE out of here.'
boom

 

[senri]

Secrete is such a vulgar word

You have to emit your essence Mr Wlu, it is imperative in the ascension of your lifeforce towards The Nexus.

 

[senri]

ok fine heres the joke.
dude fucks a bitch with a grand canyon sized pussy, you know sammich size.
he decides to tie a board to his ass to keep from falling in but after a few thrusts,
the board slips and he falls deep into the cavernous cooch.

after stumbling around for a while he pulls out his lighter and flicks it on.
standing there is another guy. the first guy asks him, 'how the hell are going to climb out of here?'

the second guy says, 'help me find my car keys and we'll DRIVE out of here.'
boom

Interesting structured poetry despite the blasphemous theme.

 

[wlu.29]

You have to emit your essence Mr Wlu, it is imperative in the ascension of your lifeforce towards The Nexus.

Emit is a solid word much better than secrete

 

[Graves The Elder]

Interesting structured poetry despite the blasphemous theme.

sammich's cooch is almost as big as stout's forehead.
and that's damn big.
they faked the moon landing on stout's forehead.
the bermuda triangle disappeared on stout's forehead.
I could go on.

 

[Poon Goon]

Interesting structured poetry despite the blasphemous theme.

Says the guy that constantly talks about secretions and gaping.

 

[Graves The Elder]

werd

 

[senri]

Says the guy that constantly talks about secretions and gaping.

You better get your mind out of the gutter Mr Moon. Be better, i need you to shed and swell to your true calling...

 

[senri]

sammich's cooch is almost as big as stout's forehead.
and that's damn big.
they faked the moon landing on stout's forehead.
the bermuda triangle disappeared on stout's forehead.
I could go on.

I know you can, your succulent mind is marinating nicely. You are displaying spectrum of your glorious juices Mr Graves.

 

[Graves The Elder]

oh I'm marinating like a son of a bitch.
shots of cazadores with a backup of lagunitas/sierra nevada

 

[Poon Goon]

You better get your mind out of the gutter Mr Moon. Be better, i need you to shed and swell to your true calling...

My friend JO is leading me to my true calling!

 

[senri]

You are going to step into your own true calling Mr Moon. You yearn for it, i can sense your curiosity quiver as you anticipate the inevitable nature of your dendrites. You will throb and receive your narrative within time. Time will show you the way, there is no avoiding it. Just relax and allow it to happen.

 

[PUO3]

@Graverobber you see Oroville? Place is being evacuated, spillway is supposed to collapse any time.

News said that lake has never been full before so the spillway has never been tested apparently.