SBBC: *Poverty Bowl* Sponsored By RR

[Prime Ang]

i got really fucked up on popov one night and shit myself in a fit of rage

I drank a bottle the day before Thanksgiving when I was 17, slept thru Thanksgiving

 

[Prime Ang]

Time to watch the Lightning lose

 

[El Chimpo]

I drank a bottle the day before Thanksgiving when I was 17, slept thru Thanksgiving

im convinced its rubbing alcohol with a terrible label

 

[HunterSdVa29]

Presenting my resume to Poverty Bowl LLC

As of pretty recently I'm unemployed. I currently live with my parents again in an effort to save a little bit so I can find another place this summer

I have a degree in something that I have absolutely zero interest in, will probably have to go back to school and waste more money on that, or pray that i can get something out of my comedy classes professionally (which I've spent like $400 on classes so currently at a loss money wise)

I have $6 in terms of bills in my wallet, at the time writing this I had 1 but found a 5 rolled up inside it behind a voucher that's gets me free admission into a ghetto run down strip club that I found on the ground as a joke while drunk and then forgot about it until now. Don't really want to discuss my bank account right now but we'll just say it's nothing to brag about regardless

I have 4 pairs of shoes

While I didn't grow up poor, nor rich, I feel like my location, Milwaukee, home of beer and segregation, and having lived here my entire life should help earn me some poverty points as opposed to people who live in more desirable areas/warmer climates. Latrell Spreewell, who grew up here, still lives here. That should sum it up for you.

Last time I went out my final tab at the bar was $4, this shocked me at first because I was drunk until I realized that I was subconsciously mooching off of people all night, from friends to randoms

I drive a 10 year old Kia with some smoke stains in the back seat and I don't even smoke, well at least cigarettes which those are from

I didn't shower yesterday and I went to a Walmart which is a stones throw distance from a trailer park so you can guess what kind of people frequent it. For a brief moment it felt like I was amongst equals as I checked out my new $5 phone charger from the black guy with a lisp

My username probably has more money than I do

Why am I the most qualified? I have zero shame and my self deprecation knows no bounds, but my confidence is high, truly a deadly combo

what size you wear, shoe wise?

cuz i have like 50 pairs, and i don't wear most of them no more. i got you haha

 

[HunterSdVa29]

Its even worse that popov lol

wait, what?

that's possible?

 

[Deleted member 484047]

I was gonna enter the contest, especially after my vacation 0'd out my bank account. But honestly, Pratlow has it I think. Sure I'm 100 grand in the hole and barely catching up on bills, but at least I don't have to resort to living with my parents.

Also, if you want to talk about getting boozed up on the cheap, try Schlitz Ice and Durango tequila for boilermaker ingredients once. Just make sure you don't have to work the next few days, because you won't be able to do much.

 

[HunterSdVa29]

it sucks where i live, but i have a spare room. not even joking, if any of yall need a place to stay/get your shit together feel free....

no charge

edit: besides if i fill the room, that dispells my gf from eventually asking to move in. fool me once....

 

[El Chimpo]

i live with my friends mother lol

but shes like my second mom so its cool

 

[Dizzy]

@PUO3

I'll get something together soon.

 

[Partlow]

what size you wear, shoe wise?

cuz i have like 50 pairs, and i don't wear most of them no more. i got you haha

12. I actually was wrong I have 5 pairs, forgot the shoes I use for working out/running. I don't have a lot of them but they're all good quality

 

[HunterSdVa29]

12. I actually was wrong I have 5 pairs, forgot the shoes I use for working out/running. I don't have a lot of them but they're all good quality

i have some 12s, they're all 11, 11.5 or 12 and many haven't been warned. i need to get rid of them they take up too much space in my crib and i'm too lazy to post them online, even though i know i could get at least 3gs easy...

 

[wlu29]

@RR

the infamous 512 MB (literally 0.5 gig), sansa mp3 player that i bought in 2005

the mp3 is connected to one of these things

so i can bang screw from my one good speaker. the non-functional speaker in question (note the manual windows):

and here's my tv stand - a fkin box for a chicken rotisserie pan

Can attest only poor people buy LG

 

[Dem Bones]

Must be nice to be able to walk into a store and find shoes your size

Fuck you guys

 

[El Chimpo]

lol at all you freak footed monsters

 

[PUO3]

Partlow literally running away with the competition. Bologna and ketchup lmao.

 

[Prime Ang]

im convinced its rubbing alcohol with a terrible label

Pretty much lol

 

[Prime Ang]

I've worn a size 15/16 since I was 14, I buy most my shoes online

 

[HunterSdVa29]

I have a LG tv and phone, there's nothing poor about either of them. not sure what you're getting at there, it's not a Hisense or Insignia ffs

 

[Prime Ang]

I squeezed into 13s recently because my Spertook a dump and when I took them off my feet were swolen

 

[Graves The Elder]

lol at popov.
c'mon dudes, that shit will give you brain damage.