SBBC: Of midgets and manlets.

[PUO3]

Jabs make great alarm clocks. Set one for him every morning.

Or smack him with a stack of job applications.

 

[RR]

Give him the bottle.gif treatment.

Imo

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Tea bag his ass while he sleeps and record it. Show to daughter. Tell her teabagging will happen every time he's asleep until he clears the fuck out.

 

[El Chimpo]

my homie said to apply at my job and i fucking laughed


like this old homeless alcoholic is suddenly going to get his life together and pick up heavy glass


lmao

 

[Sexy]

this is electric radio, imagine listening to this live @therealdope @Frank23

 

[Sexy]

@Frank23 @therealdope

 

[HunterSdVa29]

just start enforcing rules around the house, i.e. change the Netflix password (gotta pay if you wanna watch mooch), don't let shit slide that you normally would out of respect/kindness, etc...

dude will get the pt. beggars can't be choosers

 

[Luminaire]

Lol one of my co workers is dealing with a similar situation. Her roommates boyfriend basically lives there now without permission. So her and her other roommate confronted the girl and her boyfriend about the situation and the one with the boyfriend threatened to get the other roommate deported(I guess she's from croatia) lmao. I told her I'd go kick his ass if she lets me slam. She has some lame ass boyfriend who lives in Oregon though. Just biding my time until that falls apart.

Lol Rona, people with problems like that always have problems like that. That chick is a train wreck.

Go slam someone else is my point.

 

[El Chimpo]

just start enforcing rules around the house, i.e. change the Netflix password (gotta pay if you wanna watch mooch), don't let shit slide that you normally would out of respect/kindness, etc...

dude will get the pt. beggars can't be choosers

i have my own acct...hes using his daughters on my homies xbox lol

 

[faustian]

unfortunately yes...she said shed take care of it before we got home...but yet hes still here


hate ppl like that

Question: you said this bish is your roommate but she's actually the gf of a roommate, does she pay anything?

I remember when I was at UM my roommate's gf essentially unofficially moved in with us. It started off just weekends, then F-Sa-Su, then F-Sa-Su-M and ultimately it became 7 days/wk. I was like hell no and we agreed she'd pay utilities.

 

[El Chimpo]

Question: you said this bish is your roommate but she's actually the gf of a roommate, does she pay anything?

I remember when I was at UM my roommate's gf essentially unofficially moved in with us. It started off just weekends, then F-Sa-Su, then F-Sa-Su-M and ultimately it became 7 days/wk. I was like hell no and we agreed she'd pay utilities.

yeah she pays rent and all that jazz..just happens only my homie and I are on the lease

 

[Corona]

Lol Rona, people with problems like that always have problems like that. That chick is a train wreck.

Go slam someone else is my point.

She's pretty hot tho fam. Just trying to get it in ya feel me.

 

[Luminaire]

Cool. Cool.

But yea, flophouse level fair is a recipe for disaster, don't Gunther yourself.

 

[Corona]

There's this other tatted up British bird I was talking too a couple weeks ago but then her step mom passed away so I took a step back for about ten days. About to make my move back in. Never been with an English broad.

 

[Luminaire]

There's this other tatted up British bird I was talking too a couple weeks ago but then her step mom passed away so I took a step back for about ten days. About to make my move back in. Never been with an English broad.

Just go get really drunk with her and every time she talks interrupt her with "You sound like you're from Looondoonn!!"

They love that.

 

[Revolver]

how fucked up are her teeth, canrona?

 

[FLYOVER BOSSMAN]

There's this other tatted up British bird I was talking too a couple weeks ago but then her step mom passed away so I took a step back for about ten days. About to make my move back in. Never been with an English broad.

What about an Englishman?

 

[Corona]

how fucked up are her teeth, canrona?

She got braces when she moved to the states a while back. Im good to go my dude.

 

[HunterSdVa29]

Cool. Cool.

But yea, flophouse level fair is a recipe for disaster, don't Gunther yourself.

Im not that grimy, smuts i smash at least have perminent residences. With their parents maybe, but still...

 

[Almighty Angus]

Lol one of my co workers is dealing with a similar situation. Her roommates boyfriend basically lives there now without permission. So her and her other roommate confronted the girl and her boyfriend about the situation and the one with the boyfriend threatened to get the other roommate deported(I guess she's from croatia) lmao. I told her I'd go kick his ass if she lets me slam. She has some lame ass boyfriend who lives in Oregon though. Just biding my time until that falls apart.

This happens a lot more than people realize, you move in with someone and they have a girlfriend/boyfriend and they basically live their rent free mooching off your appliances while paying no money.

Then when you confront the roommate, you're the asshole, never fails.