SBBC: Maincan Contemplating Beta Marriage

[Corona]

Making copies and watering plants

Hey if I'm making 50k to water plants in an air conditioned building I won't complain.

 

[Revolver]

Working in the marketing department, merchandise manager interviewed me and liked me. I gotta go back next week.

What did you guys discuss? hipster bands and craft beers?

 

[Corona]

Making coffee.

Probably score himself a UFC fight along the way.

I almost got a job with anheuser busch as a sales rep but those guys work slave hours and get paid UFC wages. Not worth it.

 

[Revolver]

http://blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/2013/09/oc_dodgers_fans.php?page=2

Angels induct nice guys into their Hall of Fame instead of, you know, actual Hall of Famers reflects each organization's expectations of winning.

there have actually been more killings at Angels Stadium (3) since 2002 than at Dodgers Stadium (1).

Dodgers: Vin Scully for English; Jaime Jarr

 

[Corona]

What did you guys discuss? hipster bands and craft beers?

Naw but I'm hoping they have a ticket hook up with the cangels.

 

[PUO3]

Making copies and watering plants

Fuck you just had a relapse of PTSD.

 

[INeedARemedy]

Make sure you do one thing of note while there. So many interns just get hired to do can labor. Future company that they'll apply to will ask, so what did go do?, and they'll have a blank look on their face. The ability to say "well I worked on this! and did this! And the outcome of said project was this!" Looks fucking great in future interviews

 

[Revolver]

Naw but I'm hoping they have a ticket hook up with the cangels.

You can get tickets to their games for cheap on stub hub since no one goes to their games.

 

[Corona]

Well one of my buddies works for them and he didn't get put in some bogus position so I'm pretty optimistic.

 

[PUO3]

Make sure you do one thing of note while there. So many interns just get hired to do can labor. Future company that they'll apply to will ask, so what did go do?, and they'll have a blank look on their face. The ability to say "well I worked on this! and did this! And the outcome of said project was this!" Looks fucking great in future interviews

Yup, no one gives a shit about what skills you say you have anymore. Employers want to know what you have accomplished now.

 

[Revolver]

Just don't be a can and you'll be fine.

 

[Corona]

Man I hate this trend of girls doing crossfit and getting all ripped. That shit is gross, it's one thing to be in shape, it's another to look like a man.

 

[PUO3]

They def dont all look like that but there are some bull dyke bitches in there for sure.

 

[Corona]

Some girl was doing pull ups in front of me earlier and her back looked like Sean sherks.

 

[Revolver]

Some girl was doing pull ups in front of me earlier and her back looked like Sean sherks.

she probably had no boobs. that's usually the trade off.

 

[iwhoopedbatman]

Can't believe that Cormier can really threw his shoe.

 

[RR]

Hey if I'm making 50k to water plants in an air conditioned building I won't complain.

Work hard and you'll be all good. Be personable around the office and don't can it up. Too many new employees act like fucking zombies once they hit a corporate office.

 

[El Chimpo]

theres some buff girls at my gym


beyond the sexy point and into the steroid user look

 

[Corona]

she probably had no boobs. that's usually the trade off.

She had bs for sure. She has a really cute face though, shame she wants to look like a man.

 

[iwhoopedbatman]

Making copies and watering plants

All I can think about is that old SNL skit.

Congrats to Canrona for taking the first step towards moving out of his parents' home.