O'Reilly needs to start writing erotic novels imo.
O’Reilly then allegedly launched into a lengthy fantasy featuring a loofah mitt.
“…you’d definitely get two wines in you, as quickly as I could get into you I would get ’em into you, maybe intravenously, get those glasses of wine into you,” the complaint quotes O’Reilly as saying to Mackris. “You would basically be in the shower and then I would come in and you would have your back to me and I would take that loofah thing and kinda’ soap up your back…rub it all over you, get you to relax, hot water…and um, you know, you’d feel the tension drain out of you and uh you would still be with your back to me then I would kinda’ put my arm — it’s one of those mitts, those loofah mitts you know, so I got my hands in it…and I would put it around front, kinda’ rub your tummy a little bit with it, and then with my other hand I would start to massage your boobs, get your nipples really hard…’cuz I like that and you have really spectacular boobs…
“So anyway I’d be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda’ kissing your neck from behind…and then I would take the other hand with the falafel (sic) thing and I’d just put it on your pussy but you’d have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business…”
“During the course of Defendant Bill O’Reilly’s sexual rant, it became clear that he was using a vibrator upon himself, and that he ejaculated. Plaintiff was repulsed.”
The complaint then asserts that “immediately after climaxing,” O’Reilly began boasting about how good he was during a recent appearance on “The Tonight Show.” He allegedly concluded the phone call by saying, “You know Mackris, in these days of your celibacy and your hibernation this is good for you to have a little fantasy outlet…I’m trying to tell you, this is good for your mental health.”
http://www.salon.com/2004/10/14/o_reilly_4/