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Normally, seeing a girl get socked by a guy might put me into hero mode, especially a really cute one like this girl; however, if I had a video of this, it would be an Internet classic for sure.
Long story short, this cute little college aged girl that was tailgating me and trying to weave her way through traffic hit some homeless dude on a bike. It wasn't bad, but enough to knock him off the bike onto the street. She was trying to get around me as I was turning into a parking lot on a two lane one way, but this guy on a bike was in the other lane. She tried to squeeze between us and bumped him hard enough to cause him to wreck.
She ended up pulling into the same parking lot as me on the next entrance about a hundered feet down the road. She got out of her car and yelled "un-fucking-believable" as she was examining the corner of her new model Toyota Land Cruiser. The guy on the bike had gotten back to his feet by this point and was walking his bike toward her, as another driver who had also pulled over was asking him if he was alright. As he got closer the girl yelled out at him "what's the matter, no fucking brain this morning," and I thought to myself how funny it would be if this older athletic and explosive gentleman wearing a Lendale White jersey and slippers went all hood on her. Well, my wish came true. He walked right up to her while still pushing his bike and popped her with a strait right in mid stride that sent her crumbling to the ground. He then said "It's OK, I still love ya bitch." I instantly jogged over to make sure she wasn't seriously hurt , but by the time I got over there he was already riding off and more people had got out of their cars to help this poor damsel in distress.
I played it off like I was concerned, but since she was already getting back to her feet, I was laughing on the inside. Just the image of her looking in shock at her hand when she saw her own blood made my day.
I guess I'm a bad person for thinking this was so funny, but she didn't appear to be in too bad of shape, and I bet she ate a nice piece of humble pie.
What a thing to see to end the year LOL
Long story short, this cute little college aged girl that was tailgating me and trying to weave her way through traffic hit some homeless dude on a bike. It wasn't bad, but enough to knock him off the bike onto the street. She was trying to get around me as I was turning into a parking lot on a two lane one way, but this guy on a bike was in the other lane. She tried to squeeze between us and bumped him hard enough to cause him to wreck.
She ended up pulling into the same parking lot as me on the next entrance about a hundered feet down the road. She got out of her car and yelled "un-fucking-believable" as she was examining the corner of her new model Toyota Land Cruiser. The guy on the bike had gotten back to his feet by this point and was walking his bike toward her, as another driver who had also pulled over was asking him if he was alright. As he got closer the girl yelled out at him "what's the matter, no fucking brain this morning," and I thought to myself how funny it would be if this older athletic and explosive gentleman wearing a Lendale White jersey and slippers went all hood on her. Well, my wish came true. He walked right up to her while still pushing his bike and popped her with a strait right in mid stride that sent her crumbling to the ground. He then said "It's OK, I still love ya bitch." I instantly jogged over to make sure she wasn't seriously hurt , but by the time I got over there he was already riding off and more people had got out of their cars to help this poor damsel in distress.
I played it off like I was concerned, but since she was already getting back to her feet, I was laughing on the inside. Just the image of her looking in shock at her hand when she saw her own blood made my day.
I guess I'm a bad person for thinking this was so funny, but she didn't appear to be in too bad of shape, and I bet she ate a nice piece of humble pie.
What a thing to see to end the year LOL