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Sage Northcutt long neck

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Lions are cats, cats are bitches, it is known.
 
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So beta right?



WRONG! LOOK AT THOSE BICEPS AND BALLS!
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Would you call these guys beta to their face?

Even their mating strategy is superior to ours.

Chimps -> Evolved to fuck as many bitches as possible and spreading as many seeds as they can. Not concerned with raising kids. Let the women handle that shit.
Humans -> Evolved to.. fucking monogamy of all options in nature.

Did you actually just post picture of Chimpanzee testicles and tell everyone to look at it ?
 
Agreed that is the only thing holding him back - not that he got out wrestled by a frenchman.
 
I used to think that but cerrone has a long ass neck and has a great chin
 
Rockhold and Sage have model jawlines and long necks. While you want to suck their dick you just know that you could maybe a land a lucky shot on one of them in a street fight.
Knock them out and then suck it
 
Long necks look fucking terrible. He does have a pencil neck...

It won’t make much of a difference because sage will always be a C level fighter who is able to just get by the lowest level guys in the division
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he's 20..
 
Good to see we're discussing the important things in MMA here.
 
Maybe he could choke someone with his neck from side control
 
I know it sounds funny to talk about, but his Northcutt's neck going to limit his upside?

Yes, particularly if he keeps his chin way up in the air as he does in most fights.

Short-Neck Sage = GOAT (along with Sea-Level Cain, etc).

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Think the problem is he keeps it in one spot. He is gonna get kod brutally with his current style of zero head movement.
 
I feel sorry for this kid

He is legitimately nice and has a dad who forced him into this career and is now acting as a negative factor. There is no fucking reason for his dad to be in his corner.

His stand up still has many holes and he is taking many shots, he is going to deteriorate his chin at a young age and ruin his career

I cant see Faber staying around long under those cirucmstances

I'm confused what his dad knows about MMA, I thought he was just a religious athlete nut who use to sell steroids and cocaine back in the day ?
 
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