Round bowl toilets are sexist!

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

 

[Osculater]

I hadn’t thought about this, but now I know dicks are even dirtier than I had previously thought. SIGH.

That's why I wash it

 

[GSP_37]

I suspect there are specialty toilets for those with very long dongs so they don't dip into the shit water.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

I put a condom on when I take a duece so my dick doesn't get wet

I've never done this, wow

 

[Osculater]

I've never done this, wow

Well, you should so you don't get prostatitis

 

[Osculater]

I suspect there are specialty toilets for those with very long dongs so they don't dip into the shit water.

TripleX toilets?

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

Well, you should so you don't get prostatitis

I mean my dick never gets near the water anyway

 

[Osculater]

I mean my dick never gets near the water anyway

It's okay bruh

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

Agreed.

I'm sick of my dick getting stuck in the U-bend.

 

[Osculater]

Agreed.

I'm sick of my dick getting stuck in the U-bend.

Next time put on a Magnum XL

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

Next time put on a Magnum XL

I'll have to get them custom made.

 

[whocares]

Nothing worse than your dickhole smooching the inside of the bowl. It's like dammit now I got them germs all in my dick

 

[Contempt]

I hear you. My downstairs bathroom has this shitty over the toilet counter top. You cant put a full size toilet because of this. The shortest one i could find still doesnt fit as i cant get the lid under it. View attachment 1082661

The previous owner thought it was perfect...

 

[Contempt]

TripleX toilets?

I believe they are marketed as "The Magnum Pooper".

 

[WelcometoHell]

Brah, just spent 3 weeks in rural Cambodia.
Often did my business in shit like this
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Would have gladly took one of those sexist toilet.

These mfs don't know how entitled they sound when they say shit like OP is saying

 

[Osculater]

I believe they are marketed as "The Magnum Pooper".

 

[Osculater]

I'll have to get them custom made.

Put two on or three

 

[Crazy Source]

True story---My ex GF worked for a urologist. She warned me small round toilets can cause men to get prostatitis. Thats when your junk touches the bowl, toilet water, or gets hit with backspash when shitting. Bacteria can get in your junk and hits prostate causing a bacterial infection. This infection causes painful and frequent urination and can last months. I avoid those small toilets unless it is an absolute taco bell type emergency.

That why I keep doxycycline around. Fucking rookie.

 

[Crazy Source]

I remember a "restroom" in India. It had:

A hole in the floor.

A sink (I think)

And a bar of soap.


It did not have toilet paper because they apparently wipe their shit with their bare hands.

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It's rude to eat with your left hand in India because of this. Some form of that etiquette is probably pretty common in 3rd world shitholes.

 

[jeff7b9]

It's rude to eat with your left hand in India because of this. Some form of that etiquette is probably pretty common in 3rd world shitholes.

Yeah. I heard that.

My move was eat nothing touch no one.

I wasn't fucking around with that shit.