Rory's new nickname = Derek Zoolander

It looks like his hairline is in a very early stage recede and he has terrible acne, more of a wannabe Zoolander than a natural like Roger Huerta.
 
They look like the same person. I don't see how you can find one attractive and not like the other one.

Did you even read the rest of my post? I went into detail answering your question. Hotness is more than just looks.
 
It looks like his hairline is in a very early stage recede and he has terrible acne, more of a wannabe Zoolander than a natural like Roger Huerta.

Good point, he's a little bit of a wannabe
 
theres alot more to life than being really really really really ridiculously good looking .......like beatin bj penns ass

or like....

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1st gay champ? I wonder if other dudes will be scared to fight him?
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What the fuck is wrong with dressing well and getting loads of pussy meanwhile? For your information, girls prefer guys who dress well. At least if you want to bang some classier girls and not every drunken bitch u can find from your corner pub. I can tell you that your chance of tappin some fine ass doubles as soon as you change your wall mart jeans and tapout shirt into sone nicer clothing.

Although these guys are both ripped professional MMA fighters so they would probably get loads of girls even without being fashionable.

And for you who argue that you don't need to dress well to get laid:

Yes you don't, but it adds up to your chances to get some smoking hot chicks since you got more things they are attracted to..if you're funny and good looking you might get laid with 75% chance, but if on top of that u don't wear socks and sandals you further increase your chance to get laid!
 
that apartment scene was really awkward to watch.
 
It looks like his hairline is in a very early stage recede and he has terrible acne, more of a wannabe Zoolander than a natural like Roger Huerta.

Looks like we have an expert ********* in the house.
 
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What the fuck is wrong with dressing well and getting loads of pussy meanwhile? For your information, girls prefer guys who dress well. At least if you want to bang some classier girls and not every drunken bitch u can find from your corner pub. I can tell you that your chance of tappin some fine ass doubles as soon as you change your wall mart jeans and tapout shirt into sone nicer clothing.

Although these guys are both ripped professional MMA fighters so they would probably get loads of girls even without being fashionable.

And for you who argue that you don't need to dress well to get laid:

Yes you don't, but it adds up to your chances to get some smoking hot chicks since you got more things they are attracted to..if you're funny and good looking you might get laid with 75% chance, but if on top of that u don't wear socks and sandals you further increase your chance to get laid!

Sounds like somebody's got a crush on Rory
 
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What the fuck is wrong with dressing well and getting loads of pussy meanwhile? For your information, girls prefer guys who dress well. At least if you want to bang some classier girls and not every drunken bitch u can find from your corner pub. I can tell you that your chance of tappin some fine ass doubles as soon as you change your wall mart jeans and tapout shirt into sone nicer clothing.

Although these guys are both ripped professional MMA fighters so they would probably get loads of girls even without being fashionable.

And for you who argue that you don't need to dress well to get laid:

Yes you don't, but it adds up to your chances to get some smoking hot chicks since you got more things they are attracted to..if you're funny and good looking you might get laid with 75% chance, but if on top of that u don't wear socks and sandals you further increase your chance to get laid!

But if you fight over red pants you greatly increase your chance of sucking a ****.
 
I know this is off topic but if you are rolling with a hot chick during class how hard do you have to try not to get, ahem aroused. BJJ positions are kinky as hell when taken out of its proper, sporting context.

I've been there. I feels...strange. In one instance she ended up with her tits literally pressed into my face. Luckily I have a vivid imagination and managed to conjure a mental picture of my grandparents in advanced stages of undress just in time.
 
I've been there. I feels...strange. In one instance she ended up with her tits literally pressed into my face. Luckily I have a vivid imagination and managed to conjure a mental picture of my grandparents in advanced stages of undress just in time.

Gi is the only thing protecting you. If you are in a no gi class you have no chance.
 
Rory and Ricci should make a reality TV show.
 
He's a bromosexual not a metrosexual. A metrosexual tweezes his eyebrows, gets manicures/pedicures, shaves his legs and arms, has a personal shopper, picks out dresses for his female friends, yet remains to be attracted to women not men. A bromosexual dresses well, styles his hair, gets vag easy, and beats the fuck out of people in a cage.
 
Gi is the only thing protecting you. If you are in a no gi class you have no chance.

It was no-gi. She was wearing basically hot pants and a sportsbra. It was so mortifying and exhilarating at the same time
 
He's a bromosexual not a metrosexual. A metrosexual tweezes his eyebrows, gets manicures/pedicures, shaves his legs and arms, has a personal shopper, picks out dresses for his female friends, yet remains to be attracted to women not men. A bromosexual dresses well, styles his hair, gets vag easy, and beats the fuck out of people in a cage.

Truth right there.
 
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