Rory's new nickname = Derek Zoolander

[oxyjon]

This was my first thought of Rory/Ricci

awesome reference holy shit thats perfect

 

[mister who]

I think it's a bit weird how much people are focusing on his personal life.

Because gossiping and speculating about famous people's lives is fun. Women do it with Hollywood actors. Men do it with athletes.

 

[tdluxon]

I know this is off topic but if you are rolling with a hot chick during class how hard do you have to try not to get, ahem aroused. BJJ positions are kinky as hell when taken out of its proper, sporting context.

True but I've never really seen a hot chick doing jiu jitsu classes... It's mostly dudes and the girls that do go are usually beasts

 

[Omaplata]

Ricci looks like Toby McGuire in SpiderMan

 

[bub**]

They probably double team all the chicks they get. Example of what I mean : Ricci brings a girl in the bedroom after arosing her and then Rory comes out of the bathroom, she says no, but Rory and Ricci say yes.

So, you are suggesting that they gave double rape sessions? Odd. Rooting for Penn now.

 

[Mikeyz]

Neither is Rory. You can't tell from the pic but there is a mysterious leg on the very left. They show a split second of what appears to be a man but it is a mystery who this fifth person is. This fifth person who Rory is eyeballing with great intensity. Sherdog is good at coming up with conspiracy theories. Who is the man hiding behind the grassy knoll?

I have no idea

 

[Tigerknee]

Yeah it was really strange. They were shopping together and checking each other out in the mirror. The only thing missing was giant posters of naked guys in sporty poses in the background like abercrombie.

Don't forget they also argued over red pants

 

[Da Speeit]

Everyone's moving to Metro

 

[MitMcl]

MMA already has a Derek Zoolander and his name is Kenny Florian.

 

[Psychojoe86]

Kenny florian already got that name.

Rory can be hansel.

 

[mister who]

So, you are suggesting that they gave double rape sessions? Odd. Rooting for Penn now.

You'd figure the girl would be into it. She's already aroused and presumably wants to get laid if she follows you to the bedroom. But bam, there is an identical twin wanting to get in on the action too. The equivalent would be banging hot twins when you were only expecting to have sex with one. This is where the term surprise sex must come from.

 

[tdluxon]

So, you are suggesting that they gave double rape sessions? Odd. Rooting for Penn now.

Exactly

 

[tdluxon]

Don't forget they also argued over red pants

That was so weird... they act like total chicks. What guy is that excited about a pair of red pants?

 

[tdluxon]

I called it, rory will come out when he is champ.

1st gay champ? I wonder if other dudes will be scared to fight him?

 

[mister who]

Don't forget they also argued over red pants

the whole segment is ripe for captioning

 

[Soul On Ice]

The real Zoolander of MMA

 

[tdluxon]

The real Zoolander of MMA

Closer resemblance but Rory acts way more like a male model. His personality and creepy metro behavior takes the cake

 

[2O9ESE]

Ricci is more attractive imo. Even though he has tattoos which im not a fan of, his personality takes it over rory imo. Something about rory I dont like

 

[fractal]

That was so g_y

You are supposed to say "ghey" so it doesn't offend the gay community.

 

[mister who]

Ricci is more attractive imo.

They look like the same person. I don't see how you can find one attractive and not like the other one.