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Media Rockhold Fake Chokes Perry After Face Off

And Perry has been sparring with Lyoto Machida.
RYOTO used him as a kicking bag <6>


Luke rockhold is the type of douche to wear a beanie when its 80 degrees out. Mike already beat MVP, Id say thats probably a bigger accomplishment then beating old ass Rocksalt.

I was screaming me head off when Platinum got the victory over MVP because I hate that bloke, but it was more of a weird draw than a real win.

If Platinum KTFO of Luke, it will be much bigger IMHO, even if Perry is a -190 favorite... Luke was the UFC champion while MVP was wasting his prime crushing absolute cans in Bellator and taking on 3-18 & 2-13 dudes in pro boxing
(Page has been fighting much better competition in the last couple years, but too late, waaaay too late to ever make it to the top of the sport <{hughesimpress}> )
After thinking it over, I guess MVP is still a better win under this ruleset, but I don't wanna delete my post...

WAR LUUUUUUUUUUUKE <{JustBleed}>





Let's just hope he has improved his boxing since the David Branch fight (which Luke won via finish, and Branch was on an impressive streak of 11 wins, his last loss before that being to Rumble)
Despite Luke being a huge favorite, he tried to do the Anderson Silva against the very dangerous Branch and got boxed up in the first round
Thankfully Luke wised up and careful sniped his opponent in the second round, finishing him with strikes.
 
Lol at Mike Perry’s half-hearted “Rahh!!”

how far has he fallen since thought you had a friend boy?

This is prime “Rahh!!”

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Why? We all know (perry included) that Rockhold would stomp his shit in an MMA fighter or streetfight but this is specifically boxing
Like Ben askren could hold down Jake Paul and give him kisses if he wanted on the street, but got dusted when they boxed cause he can't fucking box lol
But this is just one martial art. Luke is the worse boxer of the two
I wouldn't be so sure...Luke has suspect chin and is about to get TKO'd by a WW in BK which is not a good look.
 
looks like luke is starting to like him in spite of himself, like he doesn't want to but can't help it. interesting stuff. didn't think he liked anyone on earth.
 
looks like luke is starting to like him in spite of himself, like he doesn't want to but can't help it. interesting stuff. didn't think he liked anyone on earth.
When this crazy bare-knuckle hootenany is behind them, I can totally see Luke and Mike do a buddy movie together, maybe hit the road in an old station wagon with like a really charming dog, get in adventures along the way, jam to some tunes, but most importantly - realize the true meaning of friendship.

P.S. Never forget that Luke is a f-cking gangsta:

 
When this crazy bare-knuckle hootenany is behind them, I can totally see Luke and Mike do a buddy movie together, maybe hit the road in an old station wagon with like a really charming dog, get in adventures along the way, jam to some tunes, but most importantly - realize the true meaning of friendship.
this is a curiously irresistible idea. someone get hollywood on the phone.
 
this is a curiously irresistible idea. someone get hollywood on the phone.
It sounds just crazy enough to work - Luke has the boyish good looks, and Perry can totally pull of the "tough guy with a heart of gold" character, if given the right script. Even if it was like a limited run TV series (or even a reality TV show), it would be so much better than the usual "Never Back Down"-type movies that MMA fighters get typecast for. I would watch 10/10.
 
My view is this (bit of psychology here):

Rocktard pretending to do an RNC at the face-off is in fact essentially an actual Freudian Slip.

He subconsciously knows he is going to lose this as bare-knuckle boxing is not his thing, cannot use kicks / wrestling /BJJ in the fight so he realizes he will lose, so by doing a pretend RNC at the face-off he is simply demonstrating that he would win in MMA, or a street fight.

So...confirmed Perry wins this fight, and Rocktard knows it.

and Yes I am being serious.
 
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