Riff Raff is a Legend

I listened to him on theo von podcast the other day. He was more likable than I thought
 
I listened to him on theo von podcast the other day. He was more likable than I thought

He’s a character. I don’t know anything about his music, but he’s a pretty likable personality. Him and Theo make for some pretty entertaining banter.
 
He's actually a super nice guy from what I've heard about him
 
His Slimer chain was awesome.

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When it comes to hateful words, I got skin like a rhinoceros
Diamonds on my binder, fourth grade I was immaculate
Reading, writing, arithmetic; my favorite? Mathematics
Marked my paper more than average
You bastard rappers, you should go play in traffic
The way I ball, I could've played for Toronto Raptors
Olympic swimmers from Nigeria, emeralds in my ears
So far from clear 'cause they resemble frozen lettuce
91 degrees out in Belgium, you ever seen melted lime jello?
Did I confuse you losers? I pull up in the candy relish
Rap game Peppermint Patty and the lavender bumble bee jackets
Your girlfriend's vagina smells like Bumble Bee tuna
She duct-taped me to the dumpster
Otherwise I woulda left sooner
Riff


Ffs lol
 
Figured I'd hate the bastard but saw him on theo vons podcasts and the guys hilarious and oddly insightful
 
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