Riff Raff is a Legend

[eighterumg5]

Time is

Spoiler

Fleeting

Madness takes its toll

 

[zapataxiv]

When it comes to hateful words, I got skin like a rhinoceros
Diamonds on my binder, fourth grade I was immaculate
Reading, writing, arithmetic; my favorite? Mathematics
Marked my paper more than average
You bastard rappers, you should go play in traffic
The way I ball, I could've played for Toronto Raptors
Olympic swimmers from Nigeria, emeralds in my ears
So far from clear 'cause they resemble frozen lettuce
91 degrees out in Belgium, you ever seen melted lime jello?
Did I confuse you losers? I pull up in the candy relish
Rap game Peppermint Patty and the lavender bumble bee jackets
Your girlfriend's vagina smells like Bumble Bee tuna
She duct-taped me to the dumpster
Otherwise I woulda left sooner
Riff


Ffs lol

big L taking notes

 

[TardStrong]

One of my favorite Riff Raff videos

 

[evergreenrider]

His Slimer chain was awesome.

I actually owned it for a spell lol.
Also, worst live performance I've ever seen. My buddy booked him for a show and said he was a prick.

 

[helax]

Riff Raff slide like m bison

 

[Brampton_Boy]

He's surprisingly entertaining - his music is pretty bad, but I would characterize him as a parody rapper (akin to Weird Al). He doesn't look like he takes himself too seriously.

He had a Youtube series where he chronicled his efforts in becoming a professional wrestler - it was hilarious, because he was so fixated on getting big, but didn't know how (at least not effectively). He would go to the gym and workout arms for an hour, then hit up a buffet and eat ludicrious amounts of food. He ballooned up to 220lbs and thought he was getting swoll, when he was really just getting fat.

I much prefer a character like Riff Raff vs. someone like Tekashi 69 or Stitches - the latter two are deluded and think they are hardcore rappers/gangsters. Riff Raff seems like a guy who just wants to have fun.

 

[Madmick]

I don't care how much of a joke Riff Raff or the White Girl Mob is among rap enthusiasts, this one is a banger...

 

[YEET]

Dude is a character and it reinforces that you can get famous that way. My favorite songs by him are Time, Brain Freeze, and Super Bowl Rings.

 

[SilvaLegacy]

When it comes to hateful words, I got skin like a rhinoceros
Diamonds on my binder, fourth grade I was immaculate
Reading, writing, arithmetic; my favorite? Mathematics
Marked my paper more than average
You bastard rappers, you should go play in traffic
The way I ball, I could've played for Toronto Raptors
Olympic swimmers from Nigeria, emeralds in my ears
So far from clear 'cause they resemble frozen lettuce
91 degrees out in Belgium, you ever seen melted lime jello?
Did I confuse you losers? I pull up in the candy relish
Rap game Peppermint Patty and the lavender bumble bee jackets
Your girlfriend's vagina smells like Bumble Bee tuna
She duct-taped me to the dumpster
Otherwise I woulda left sooner
Riff


Ffs lol

Compare that to what Big L was doing in 96....

Yo, I got slugs for snitches
No love for bitches
Puttin thugs in ditches
When my trigger finger itches
I got a rep that make police jet
Known to get a priest wet
I never beg for pussy like Keith Sweat
Is Big L slow? Hell no
Bitches get fucked on the roof when I ain't got no hotel dough
I'm known for yoking jacks
And beatin them with smoking gats
Leavin token blacks with broken backs and open caps
So with that bullshit, step to the rear son
The last thing you want with Big L is a fair one
Cause in a street brawl, I strike men like lightning
You see what happened in my last fight friend?
Aight then
I beat kids with lead pipes
I leave a trail of dead mic's
Where I'm from, z jewels get ran like red lights
Old folks get mugged and raided
Crimes are drug related
And we live by the street rules that thugs created
Clowns get smoked about a thousand volts
For selling pounds of coke
Front in this town and get a tech stuck down your throat
I'm tellin you shit is about to get drastic soon
I'm quick to blast a goon
And break a motherfucker like a plastic spoon
I got the looks that make your hotty stare
I keep a shotty near
It's the with notty hair who Gotti fear
Tracks I'm know to roast
Until the microphone is ghost
Props I own the most
I'm leaving z comatose
Front and get your brain pinched
Big L will have your whole gang lynched
I started smoking dust and been insane since
This rap shit was a great gift
The other night some snake riffed
And got a hot lead face lift
All through high school I had braids
I kept mad blades
Stabbing teachers to death that gave me bad grades
I cook the mic like a beef steak
Cause my techniques great
And I'm the police hate in each state
Cause I'm the neighborhood lamper
Punk brother vamper
Fuck around you'll find my silk boxers in your mother's hamper
Cops drop when my glock makes a pow sound
I'm from a whyle town
You know my style clown, so bow down

My crew be deliverin hot lead when gats are clenched
Rappers I jack and lynch
Nobody can fuck with the way I be killing the shit in rap events
Big L is the you expect
To catch wreck in any cassette deck
I'm so ahead of my time, my parents haven't met yet
I'm feeling like Billy Bathgate
My rap style is past great
I love to fuck a bitch from the back and watch her ass shake
I probably got your mommy strung
z hear me and take more notes than Connie Chung
My clan plans to get Guillianni hung
Never had a gassed head
Got loot cause I stash bread
Try to tax and I'ma beat your ot ass half-dead
I stomp white cops till the life stops
For a low price hops
Cause my blood is colder than an ice box
On 1-3-9 you don't want a block war
Cause my crew will kill a from the lobby to the top floor
And every time a mack eleven bucks
I'm killing at least seven ducks
I never was a follower of Reverend Butts
The bitch type I dislike, I'm rougher than a fist fight
All chicks ain't shit, ain't no such thing as Miss Right
So we can never be a couple hun
Fuck love, all I got for ho's is hard dick and bubble gum
And clown emcee's I be attacking quick
I'm on some rappin shit and some car jackin shit
I ran up on this name Mac in a black ac
And put the gat to his cap, click-clack
Sorry jack but get up out of that
My 38 works great, so make a mistake and hesitate
I can't wait to demonstrate this nickel plate
He didn't listen to what I was speakin
He started reaching
So I left him sleepin with his temple leaking

Nothing even close to what L was doing many years before.




If a mod sees this and i broke a rule, please tell me and ill delete before getting yellow. I only posted lyrics, just saw they got transcribed as faces

 

[Night Owl]

 

[Long Dark Blues]

When it comes to hateful words, I got skin like a rhinoceros
Diamonds on my binder, fourth grade I was immaculate
Reading, writing, arithmetic; my favorite? Mathematics
Marked my paper more than average
You bastard rappers, you should go play in traffic
The way I ball, I could've played for Toronto Raptors
Olympic swimmers from Nigeria, emeralds in my ears
So far from clear 'cause they resemble frozen lettuce
91 degrees out in Belgium, you ever seen melted lime jello?
Did I confuse you losers? I pull up in the candy relish
Rap game Peppermint Patty and the lavender bumble bee jackets
Your girlfriend's vagina smells like Bumble Bee tuna
She duct-taped me to the dumpster
Otherwise I woulda left sooner
Riff


Ffs lol

 

[BearGrounds]

This shit was actually pretty funny:

 

[zapataxiv]

Compare that to what Big L was doing in 96....

Yo, I got slugs for snitches
No love for bitches
Puttin thugs in ditches
When my trigger finger itches
I got a rep that make police jet
Known to get a priest wet
I never beg for pussy like Keith Sweat
Is Big L slow? Hell no
Bitches get fucked on the roof when I ain't got no hotel dough
I'm known for yoking jacks
And beatin them with smoking gats
Leavin token blacks with broken backs and open caps
So with that bullshit, step to the rear son
The last thing you want with Big L is a fair one
Cause in a street brawl, I strike men like lightning
You see what happened in my last fight friend?
Aight then
I beat kids with lead pipes
I leave a trail of dead mic's
Where I'm from, z jewels get ran like red lights
Old folks get mugged and raided
Crimes are drug related
And we live by the street rules that thugs created
Clowns get smoked about a thousand volts
For selling pounds of coke
Front in this town and get a tech stuck down your throat
I'm tellin you shit is about to get drastic soon
I'm quick to blast a goon
And break a motherfucker like a plastic spoon
I got the looks that make your hotty stare
I keep a shotty near
It's the with notty hair who Gotti fear
Tracks I'm know to roast
Until the microphone is ghost
Props I own the most
I'm leaving z comatose
Front and get your brain pinched
Big L will have your whole gang lynched
I started smoking dust and been insane since
This rap shit was a great gift
The other night some snake riffed
And got a hot lead face lift
All through high school I had braids
I kept mad blades
Stabbing teachers to death that gave me bad grades
I cook the mic like a beef steak
Cause my techniques great
And I'm the police hate in each state
Cause I'm the neighborhood lamper
Punk brother vamper
Fuck around you'll find my silk boxers in your mother's hamper
Cops drop when my glock makes a pow sound
I'm from a whyle town
You know my style clown, so bow down

My crew be deliverin hot lead when gats are clenched
Rappers I jack and lynch
Nobody can fuck with the way I be killing the shit in rap events
Big L is the you expect
To catch wreck in any cassette deck
I'm so ahead of my time, my parents haven't met yet
I'm feeling like Billy Bathgate
My rap style is past great
I love to fuck a bitch from the back and watch her ass shake
I probably got your mommy strung
z hear me and take more notes than Connie Chung
My clan plans to get Guillianni hung
Never had a gassed head
Got loot cause I stash bread
Try to tax and I'ma beat your ot ass half-dead
I stomp white cops till the life stops
For a low price hops
Cause my blood is colder than an ice box
On 1-3-9 you don't want a block war
Cause my crew will kill a from the lobby to the top floor
And every time a mack eleven bucks
I'm killing at least seven ducks
I never was a follower of Reverend Butts
The bitch type I dislike, I'm rougher than a fist fight
All chicks ain't shit, ain't no such thing as Miss Right
So we can never be a couple hun
Fuck love, all I got for ho's is hard dick and bubble gum
And clown emcee's I be attacking quick
I'm on some rappin shit and some car jackin shit
I ran up on this name Mac in a black ac
And put the gat to his cap, click-clack
Sorry jack but get up out of that
My 38 works great, so make a mistake and hesitate
I can't wait to demonstrate this nickel plate
He didn't listen to what I was speakin
He started reaching
So I left him sleepin with his temple leaking

Nothing even close to what L was doing many years before.




If a mod sees this and i broke a rule, please tell me and ill delete before getting yellow. I only posted lyrics, just saw they got transcribed as faces

raff ghost wrote that
L's big homie had to hold hand when they met
raff was to deep in the streets

 

[Tone C]

What the fuck is this shit? I only know 2 Riff Raffs, and this dude ain’t either of em.

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Top one was my first thought too.

No idea who the original post is.

Gonna have to rewatch RHPS now.

 

[Ogata]

Is the movie, Malibus most wanted based on this dude!????

 

[I Am Legion]

Riff Raff is a very committed character. All in. Borat but lives it. Props to him. Lifestyle, tattoos, etc. But all he really did was show how ridiculous the culture is. From the stupid jewelry and grills, to the terrible beats and lyrics in todays game. And people go all in and take it serious, when most of the acts are clowns like Riff Raff. Watching him is no different than watching Migos, 69, Lil (add 100 rappers names), 21 Savage, it is laughable.
Is he really different than:

 

[tuckermaclain]

It’s just a jump to the left…

 

[evergreenrider]

My buddy that booked him ended up with Riffs Kool-aid man piece. Shits just bedazzled lol

 

[greygoose]

 

[DoomPatrol]

Straight up Gangster. Born on the rough streets and still behaves like a gentleman and a intellect when need be.

It's funny because I know a lot of white guys who grew up living inside black culture so they act like that. White people and black people who don't know them tend to look down on them as culture stealers, but they were literally raised like that. It's not a color thing it's a culture thing.

It's one thing to grow up in white suburbia and then adopt lifestyles and cultures that you don't really understand. It's another if you're just a white dude who grew up in black culture.

Either way, literally every artist is playing a character to some degree