Rewatching Dexter

SamSchmidt said:
Man, I just got done with season 4, episode 11. When,
Arthur walks up to Dex in his own office
has to be one of the finest non season finale episodes ever.

He had so many chances to off Trinity. Ridiculous he never took any. And we all know how that ends.
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Hated that season. For me, that's where it started getting shit. Someone so methodical as dexter, was dumbed down for the sake of the plot. It made no sense and he basically got beaten by his own new found stupidity. It went against his character. He was almost genius level, yet he made stupid mistakes that were just forced so the viewer could see some sort of challenge in what was going on. Lazy ass scriptwriting, only slightly redeemed by the shock value of the bathtub scene.
Everything after that was just dog shit.
 
SamSchmidt said:
I still liked the season's after 4 I'm not sure where all the hate comes from, except the one with the battlestar galactic guy i straight up new he wasn't real.
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Season 5 was decent. 6, 7 and 8 were just atrocious television. I barely enjoyed maybe half an hour of all three seasons put together.

The problems were massive. Dexter wouldn't shut the fuck up. He would narrate getting groceries and taking a piss, and all he said was the same shit over and over again...I wonder if they're onto me, I have to look out for Deb, yadda yadda yadda.

A friggin' origins story where he was "created" by some random psychiatrist that wasn't even mentioned in the first five seasons at all, like he was the Wolverine or some shit? Carefully managed by professionals to grow into a serial killer superhero? Fuck off man.

And how many serial killers does this guy randomly cross paths with? I'm not talking about the ones he finds through his police work. I'm talking about bumping into them at the store and shit. It's like if you throw a rock in Miami, you hit a serial killer. Dexter senses them with Spider sense from a mile away, then meets them, then becomes friends for a year or so, and then serial kills them. Over and over.

Dexter mentoring young serial killers?

They ran out of sensible ideas at the end of season 5.

Just shut up, Dexter!
 
First 2 seasons an season 4 were great everything else not so much. As fucking hot as the chick was the last 2 seasons it just was total shit
 
JabToucher said:
For some reason I took an instant dislike to Debra Morgan right away. But then she grew on me and I ended up really liking her lol



Also the "pardon my tits" scene was awesome!
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That girl did have awesome tits:)
 
KnightTemplar said:
That girl did have awesome tits:)
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Jennifer Carpenter has awesome tits? Maybe if you use a microscope. She's skinny as fuck in Dexter.
Of the regular cast Aimee Garcia is much better.

Ah I watched the video, Jaime Murray she's the worst of the love interests for me anyway but if she's your thing then Spartacus is the show to watch.

Of the other Dexter love interests it's trickier. Julie Benz was Darla from Angel/Buffy (and if you're talking great tits, she had some in Dexter) she wasn't quite as hot by Dexter but still. Julia Stiles, I had a thing for since 10 Things I Hate About You. So clearly the best of the lot is Yvonne Strahovski.

With this lock in and no sport to watch I'm running out of things to watch. I'm just rewatching Wallander (the BBC version not the original Swedish one) so maybe I will rewatch all of Dexter next.
 
CI said:
why rewatch dexter? This is the only clip you need:



doakes was the peak of dexter. went downhill ever since for me.
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Doakes was my favorite character next to Dexter.

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jennifer carpenter is milfy. just watched dragged across concrete which was fucking awesome, think it’s the newest thing she’s been in
 
Damn, I thought I had posted in this thread before.

Eitherway, been slowly rewatching it for a few months with the wife, who has not seen it. Half way through the last season. This season, 6, and 7 have been a chore to get through.

I had to laugh how after 1 session with Vogal, Deb went from a mess and hating Dexter to then being guilt tripped and in love with him again almost instantly.

Season 5 was more entertaining than I remember, but Julia Stiles is a terrible actress.
 
Pardon my tits has topless beach paparazzi pics.

Girls named Jamie tend to be very good looking.
 
Yoel Bromero said:
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Do you say this everytime dexter is on screen like i do?
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No joke, back in 2011 I had a friend who looked sooooo much like Dokes. He surprised me one day and I blurted out Sahprise motherfucka! just like Dokes. He lost his shit.

It's the racism we all need.
 
Alright, I just watched 1-4 again. Going to watch the rest too.

Season 4 was never my favourite (although Lithgow was awesome) but it was much better than I remember. In the end 1,2,3 & 4 are equally good imo.

Favourite characters were Lila West and Miguel Prado. Loved the dynamic between them and Dexter.

Least favourite was Lundy, Yuki Amado and Deb. I do like Deb at times but she’s a fucking nightmare. Nothing but drama. And I know she swears a lot in the books but it just doesn’t come off as believable to me.
 
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