Reviewing Purchases

[Dream Evil]

If i want to buy something i always look up just the negative reviews. If a theme repeats steer clear.

I usually look at the 3's and 4's out of 5. Those people are generally the most realistic.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

My buds said it was a steak house! I didnt know the waitress would be naked women!

How did you unknowingly find yourself in a strip club

I was majorly drunk and high last year at a conference here in Houston and we were being ubered or taxid to a 'bar'. I became conscious again when we walked in and I was greeted to an empty strip joint with all the girls standing bare breasted as we walked in.

 

[ThaiSexPills]

I remember this one for hair removal cream doing the rounds on the internet years ago. I’m glad I saw it because I passively thought of doing it too.

 

[elreece]

Does any one else get a kick out of funny reviews left by consumers or leaving your own funny/weird reviews for items you purchased online?

My wife's Amazon Prime account is filled with reviews I've left on her behalf. So far we haven't had our account suspended.

I left these on Unde Armours site recently.

Got a good chuckle out of me well done sherbro

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

I was majorly drunk and high last year at a conference here in Houston and we were being ubered or taxid to a 'bar'. I became conscious again when we walked in and I was greeted to an empty strip joint with all the girls standing bare breasted as we walked in.

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

@Clippy ?

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

I did one on catnip balls today

 

[TheTickG]

Does any one else get a kick out of funny reviews left by consumers or leaving your own funny/weird reviews for items you purchased online?

My wife's Amazon Prime account is filled with reviews I've left on her behalf. So far we haven't had our account suspended.

I left these on Unde Armours site recently.

That Under Armor review reminded me of a question I have. Why did companies start making boxers without the piss hole? And what's the official name for the piss hole?

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

That Under Armor review reminded me of a question I have. Why did companies start making boxers without the piss hole? And what's the official name for the piss hole?

i refused to partake in the lack of piss hole shenanigans - to me it was a legit plot to force guys to sit down and pee. I will not bow down (sit down) for the matriarchy

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

maybe not as funny but one review i left for a reagan/bush tshirt I got for 4th of July

 

[Clippy]

@Clippy ?

High

 

[Jack Reacheround]

A dentist’s office once tried to scam me out of thousands of dollars.
Years later, when Yelp came out, I found their Yelp page and left a review so scathing that they felt the need to contact me and tell me they were under new ownership. I replied, “Maybe you should think about changing the name then.”

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

did this one for naked glutamine

 

[IDGETKTFO]

If i want to buy something i always look up just the negative reviews. If a theme repeats steer clear.

You can't always go by a theme. Some people are idiots and dont know how to read. For example I recently bought a stainless steel skimmer for my wok. Its huge, and heavy duty. This paticular skimmer is commercial quality and doesn't come with a wooden handle Its already 12 inch with a solid 4 inch metal handle ( one piece ) that you can attach a handle if you really need to but why i don't know. Anyway it clearly shows it without a wooden handle and states optional handle are sold seperately. But that doesn't stop a good 500 reviews out of 2000 compalining about it not coming with a handle, and even complaing its heavy. I magine complaing about good quality.