Revenge on a prank caller.

[CatchOmega]

So some old drunk bitch has been prank calling my house for a year. Today she fucked up and forgot to block her number.

Short of tracking her down and killing her, does anyone have any suggestions on what I should do? I've played around a bit with prankdial.com, but I need something bigger. I need to have some auto dialers fuck her sleep up or something. I'm stumped.

Help me out sherbros.

 

[Matt4786]

rig your phone to auto-dial her until she's forced to pull the plug. I had a phone like that in my college dorm and abused the fuck out of it.

 

[CatchOmega]

rig your phone to auto-dial her until she's forced to pull the plug. I had a phone like that in my college dorm and abused the fuck out of it.

I'm all for that. How do I do it?

 

[j123]

-steal some 'for sale' signs and plant them onto her lawn
-find a way to ask her out, and flake when it comes to meet #wastehertime2016

 

[RetiredSlave]

What was she saying when she crank called ya?

 

[CatchOmega]

-steal some 'for sale' signs and plant them onto her lawn
-find a way to ask her out, and flake when it comes to meet #wastehertime2016

None of this is possible .

 

[CatchOmega]

What was she saying when she crank called ya?

She says "who's this?" Then says "fuck off". It's genius. Gets me everytime.

 

[Primitivo]

Do the store walk up on that bitch's hall at midnight.

 

[Hogey]

Go to a truck stop bathroom and write for a good time call #. old school foo.

 

[Hogey]

Go downtown and handout fliers with trump 2016 and her number.

 

[GearSolidMetal]

Make a profile on backpage and post fake ads under the 'escort' section with pics of a very hot chick for $50/hour.

And include her number, with instructions for customers to say when she picks up 'I have a 8 inch black cock and want to nail you in the backdoor without lube.'

EDIT - Better Idea!

Nevermind about backpage. Post a personal ad in Craigslist, under 'casual encounters,' with hot pics, her number, and say 'I only talk to guys that first send me a dick pic.'

Her phone will have dozens and dozens of dick pics within a hour, and more and more after that, and she won't be able to block them.

Everyone, LIKE this post if you agree.

 

[CatchOmega]

Make a profile on backpage and post fake ads under the 'escort' section with pics of a very hot chick for $50/hour.

And include her number, with instructions for customers to say when she picks up 'I have a 8 inch black cock and want to nail you in the backdoor without lube.'

Hey that's actually not a bad idea. It'll take some work, but creating a bunch of fake ads in general is probably worth doing.

 

[RetiredSlave]

She says "who's this?" Then says "fuck off". It's genius. Gets me everytime.

Hm the best justice is poetic. Keep cranking her saying remember me? Im not fucking off. Do this for a bit and let it go after you get bored. Dont do anything too extreme, if shes a drunkard its possibly a legit mistake. Is any takeout similar to your telephone number?

 

[Fedorgasm]

Call her, strike up a conversation, ask her out, date her for a while, ask her to marry you, have children, wait till the children are grown, by this time, her looks should be fading while you look relatively the same, then you leave her.

On your way out the door say, "you prank call my house, I take the best years of your life"

 

[GearSolidMetal]

Hey that's actually not a bad idea. It'll take some work, but creating a bunch of fake ads in general is probably worth doing.

Make sure they're of a sexual nature.

And if you're really want to dig deep, find out her name and facebook, copy the online pics and include them in the ads.

Just call her number from another number, disguise your voice, and most girls are dumb enough to say their full name if you ask them. Say you're from the radio station and giving away free tickets to a concert of their choosing.

 

[CatchOmega]

Hm the best justice is poetic. Keep cranking her saying remember me? Im not fucking off. Do this for a bit and let it go after you get bored. Dont do anything too extreme, if shes a drunkard its possibly a legit mistake. Is any takeout similar to your telephone number?

I think she feeds off the response though. I've flipped out a few times and she just calls more. My number is a is basically all 9's and 6's.. it's a prime target for an idiot making prank calls. It's definitely not accidental though.

 

[carlos cadona]

Call her with a blocked number/pay phone and make a bunch of threatening and violent phone calls to her at all hours of the day until she has a breakdown. It'll be hilarious!

 

[RetiredSlave]

I think she feeds off the response though. I've flipped out a few times and she just calls more. My number is a is basically all 9's and 6's.. it's a prime target for an idiot making prank calls. It's definitely not accidental though.

Ah maybe try blasting the song "Ventolin" by Aphex Twin everytime you can catch her. I dunno Im not very good at revenge. Good luck.

 

[Hankooks]

Good idea on posting ads with her number. She'll probably return the favor unless she's a serial type pranker though. I'd tread lightly tbh.

 

[GearSolidMetal]

Do you know what would the ultimate revenge would be?

Post her number on Sherdog.