Rent free Rogan inside your head?

[lsa]

You guys have plenty of unused space too!

 

[fjodor]

Goldies phrases are more iconic to me and they live rent free in my head. I try to ignore Rogan as good as I can.

 

[rustyshacklefer]

LOL rent free? I'm a slum lord, and that guy is paying way too much rent. He has roaches and mouse, neighbors coming over to borrow sugar. The biggest mistake he ever made was signing that lease. That place is falling apart, paper thin walls, leaky ceilings, if Rogan asked for the a plumber to come in I'm waiting at least a week. That guy is paying the ultimate price. It's his biggest regret trying to live in my head.

 

[Uber_Noober]

Talking about Karo Parsnipianish, said he’s strong like a chimpanzee.

 

[Johnnny]

"He was ouuut of it. He's lifting his head up, he's looking at Martins, not exactly sure what's going on. I mean he got cuh-racked. There you see his legs give out, his head falls back. The referee recognized the glazed look in his eyes and said "that's about it." Man, what a right hook by Martins."

 

[JBJ was here]

Mostly, thinking of Rogan just makes me think of Aaron Rodgers. I'm a traumatized Jets fan.

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

@BroRogan @HI SCOTT NEWMAN @BFoe @Sixstring Remember when Houston Alexander was for real

Great time in MMA, he was violent, thats when the cards were super fun and exciting, buzz!

I thought he could topple the Himalayas mountains with a hook

 

[jeskola]

His leg is done
His leg is destroyed
One more leg kick and this fight is over
Look at his leg, it's mangled

That leg is already compromised

 

[humdizzle]

the classic "he's hurt! he's hurt!"

But its also funny to see him go nuts anytime there is a good kicker. Like when zabit would fight. "omg the speed of that kick, his technique is good, i've never seen it thrown that fast, oh thats a saenchai kick DC"

 

[VinceArch]

Rogan's an idiot and he's devolved so much it's actually easy to tune him out these days.

 

[PeterGriffin]

To this day, I don't understand why people actually like Joe Rogan. He's a shitty colour-commentator, and he's always been biased towards certain fighters. Turn the volume off if he's calling a Diaz fight. Joe wasn't even the funniest character or actor on a comedy show. I've seen his standup before, and it's very meh. You can even tell when he's stoned as shit during an event.

Whoever said Goldie sticks in their memory more... I get it. I liked him. I never had to wonder if he was going to say something stupid, you knew that gem was going to come at some point during the broadcast and you'd get a laugh out of it.



As soon as Joe started shilling Alpha Brain, you knew exactly what that guy was all about.

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

“Topuria is in BIG TROUBLE!!” - seconds before Ilia got out of Ryan Hall’s limp-wristed heel hook setup

 

[Clark Rogers]

You guys have plenty of unused space too!

True, but even a pea-brain like you has ample space for old Joe.

 

[richardjohnson]

"It's locked in!"

It was in fact, not locked in.

The worst part is every other commentator tries to do the same thing. A fighter just has to think about a submission and DC will be sitting there saying it’s over.

 

[Axe720]

His performance when Mir broke Nog's arm was legendary. You can definitely tell he's a fan of grappling, because every time they reversed each other on the ground during that last sequence he was losing it.

 

[ChiggerNuts]

"Rent free Rogan inside your head?"
To be fair, he is quite small and would easily fit in there.

His voice would drive you mad lol.

 

[usernamee]

True, but even a pea-brain like you has ample space for old Joe.

Like a really large pea?

 

[Natural Order]

Oh, that's deep!

 

[Clark Rogers]

Like a really large pea?

Chick pea, those are big as peas go.

Speaking of ... you know the difference in a chickpea and a garbonzo bean? (This works better spoken than written but we're going there anyway lol.)

 

[usernamee]

Chick pea, those are big as peas go.

Speaking of ... you know the difference in a chickpea and a garbonzo bean? (This works better spoken than written but we're going there anyway lol.)

No and I am certain your answer will disappoint me