Reinier de ridder submits Khamzat

[RockyLockridge]

Yet another Poatan hot take

Who's better poatan or Luffy?

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

Who's better poatan or Luffy?

hahaha who is worse lol, those 2 drive me nuts lol. I'd probably say Luffy just because you have to scroll down much more when its his threads, haha at least Poatan is a quicker scroll.

Luffy 82 paragraphs of copy + paste from Chat GPT, and then 2-3 paragraphs of his own carefully laid out subtle bait, to get everyone in endless arguments

 

[KAZSoliloquy]

khamzat beats him to death. i don't think anyone will beat khamzat unless we get a rule/scoring change tbh

 

[shunyata]

I'm still buzzing from the main event. It was an absolute masterclass. After the fight, my girlfriend turned to me and, completely seriously, asked why I don't cuddle her like Khamzat did.

It got me thinking. You see, the way a top-tier grappler like Khamzat controls his opponent is a perfect parallel for a really good cuddle. It's not about brute force, but about leverage, pressure, and securing a dominant position.

A great cuddle, just like a great takedown, starts with setting up the move. You've got to find the right angle and timing. Once you're in, it's all about sinking in your hips, getting your center of gravity low, and using your entire body to apply pressure evenly. It's that firm, inescapable sense of being completely secured.

Forget the limp-arm, half-hearted shoulder hug. We're talking about a full-body clinch. Head control, underhooks, and maintaining a tight connection so there's no space for them to escape. It's a statement of complete control, but in the most loving way possible.

So, who's with me? What are your secrets to a championship-level cuddle?

 

[Maori]

Mark my words cumshot will avoid this match up like plague and he only fights once a year. Reinier has solid ground game and Khamzat gets exhausted after one round like he previously did. DDP was so awful on the ground that he couldn’t even tire khamzat. Reinier is most deserving contender at this point and he should fight for the title and expose kahmazts paper lungs cardio.

 

[chinarice]

no Kham won't let him stand up. He'll just keep RDR in the doggy style position and hug him for 25 minutes

Like he would have needed 25 to end Mr 6 minutes of cardio.

 

[chinarice]

RDR's striking isn't good enough. Khamzat doesn't necessarily have to wrestle him.

He would have absolutely wrestlefucked RDR and ended him

 

[chinarice]

You can't be wrong about Khamzat fights 4 times then expect to be taken seriously, kid.

Khamzat would sub Poatan inside 3 minutes. I'd account bet anyone on this site if they fought that Khamzat would finish him in the 1st round, not even that Khamzat would win.

RDR couldn't have looked more sad after watching DDP look like a complete can against Khamzat.

Can't argue with you sir. You're correct!

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

Guess this explains a lot of the backlash against RDR

 

[NoStoneUnturned]

Yeah, RDR absolutely did himself no favors with that performance while Bo Nickal watched that fight in absolute horror at how easily Allen handled RDR. I admit I didn't see that beatdown coming.