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  1. wondermut

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    So I am flipping channels and I see real sex is on. Of course I stop. They were making sex toys. I see them making Nikki Tyler
     
  2. NewHammieWammie

    NewHammieWammie If I am lost please return me to: OT

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    holy fuck im watching that right now too, bro!
    I was wondering that same thing...
    It looked like fun :D

    Creed would have been in heaven at that dildo place!
     
  3. wondermut

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    Now will anyone fess up and let us know? That is the question!
     
  4. NewHammieWammie

    NewHammieWammie If I am lost please return me to: OT

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    are u still watching it?
    Those are some nice fake boobies! :D
    I want to be on that boat!
     
  5. wondermut

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    Good stuff there!
     
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    ShootoKing Silver Belt

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    They try to make it feel like the real thing... but lets get fuckin serious here. NOTHING beats the real deal!!!!
     
  7. wondermut

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    I dont know man....this wont bitch at you, you can say anything to it, will never get fat and wont get mad if you go fishing. So you may want to think of all the ramifications of the real thing. ;)

    j/k The Real Deal Rules!
     
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    couldnt have said it any better. unless that thing generates heat and moisture and has clitoral contractions it cant beat some real coochie.

    -=//> Illbert <\\=-
     
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    come on, who gives a fuck, that shit is for really sorry looking mofos that can't afford to or aren't willing to hire a prostitute. Or, for sick mofos that can get off on that shit. I wonder how many of those they sell in holland or germany?
     
  10. wondermut

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    Curiosity gives a fuck.
     
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    curiosity killed the kittens :D

    how bout beads?
     
  13. wondermut

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    See......the honesty i am looking for
     
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    I've had a girlfriend use a strap, but I've never tried a Nikki Tyler pussy. I've got to admit I'm curious.

    I masterbate often, whether I've got a girl or not at the time. Not that I'll rush straight out to buy one with the first recommendation.;)
     
  15. NewHammieWammie

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    dude... it was on again... well a diff real sex on another hbo station!
    And i will tell you what...
    If one of my friends had one of them, i would give it a swing! I mean i would wash it off alittle before i plunged my pee pee in there but im sure it would be fun :D
    and you have to pay a pro every time you pound her and you dont catch std's from rubber! (i think)
     
  16. wondermut

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    You better clean that mofo...your boys will be swimming with his boys.
     
  17. Matt in Oz

    Matt in Oz Blue Belt

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    I did the Amsterdam thing when I was about 19... No the other Amsterdam thing (Red Light District). Well OK both.

    Anyway, fuckin' a pro is not all it's cracked up to be. At least from my perspective. I put my hand between her legs and she was dry. After that I just got up and left. From then on I've stuck to girls who actually wanted me.
     
  18. NewHammieWammie

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    So you dont get laid alot do you? :D
     
  19. wondermut

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    You set urself up for that one!
     
  20. Honest Abe

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    Nonsense. Nothing beats the ol' Hoover and a dab of Crisco.
     

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