Real Sex!

Originally posted by c0ld


well my girl has a strap on and it feels quite painful in my ass, so i figure that would be close to the real thing.

No shit, this is the funniest thing I have read here today!
 
Originally posted by Berserk411
I'd rather just jerk off.
Same here. But I still want to know!
 
Originally posted by NewHamieWamie

So you dont get laid alot do you? :D

Not for the last few months.:(


Originally posted by Berserk411


I'd rather just jerk off.

I'll decide that after I know how good the alternatives are.

Had a lot of jerking off practice, though.:D
 
Originally posted by MMA Trainer
OMG! WHERE CAN I BUY ONE???????????????????????????????????
You dont have one? Shit. Go get one and let us know.
 
haha dam... i though for sure you had 6 of them :D
Well there is our answer wondermut! I guess no one has tried it before :(
 
Originally posted by NewHamieWamie
haha dam... i though for sure you had 6 of them :D
Well there is our answer wondermut! I guess no one has tried it before :(
Well ham....i hope thats not true. We will find someone!
 
JUST GIVE ME THE WEB ADDRESS GUYS, AND I WILL BUY ONE TONIGHT! I CAN'T WAIT! OMG, OMG, OMG...
 
I dunno....try sextoys.com or some url like that.
 
Yep.... sextoys.com works ;)
 
lol... you are one horny fucker mma haha!
So meny toys... so little time :D
 
OH shit! He has nothing to compare it with. Dammmmm!
 
He can compare and contrast all the new toys he has and one day he will have a woman of his own!
I have believe in ya mma :D... you can do it!
 
HAHAHA a focker tried to sell me a toy pussy for $30 when I delievered some pizzas to a low-class motel. I maybe would've bought it if I didn't fear the shit was already used HAHAHAHA
 
Hahaha....

From the look of this thread, MMA may not be the only virgin around!!!
 
Plastic pussy, will it melt from the friction heat.
 
Matt In Oz how did you go when your girlfriend used a strap on???
 
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