Real question about laptops

So when I sit in my man chair(nice recliner) my comp fan comes on within 30 seconds whether its on my lap or a nice laptop tray. I always keep it elevated enough so the entire bottom is pretty much not constricted in anyway.

When Im on my bed and its sitting on the mattress and blankets the temp stays down and the cooler comes on over an hour later.

I think my laptop is fucked in the head.

Any of you know why this would be? It never overheats and rarely gets slower, I just dont understand.

 

The Flash used for the porn videos you watch in said main-chair is probably the culprit.

 

Honestly I dont watch porn in my chair. I watch it in the bed when my broad goes to work and my son is at school.

 

Hard to know without looking at it. I'm sure something causes the temp to rise when it's on your lap. Are you sure you're not watching blu rays on the recliner and surfing the net in bed? (or something like that)

 

Thats the thing that confuses me. I do not date anyone in that situation.

 

What do you mean "date"? As in, someone who can figure out what's wrong with your computer? Sorry I don't know what you mean