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Movies READY PLAYER ONE v.2 (Dragonlord's Review and Alterations)

If you have seen READY PLAYER ONE, how would you rate it?


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Update: April 18, 2018

Dragonlord’s Review of Steven Spielberg's READY PLAYER ONE


Bottom Line: A visual spectacle (and an eyesore concurrently) and overloaded with pop culture references, Ready Player One is a fun nostalgic ride but lacks a subversive wit and a stronger narrative to take advantage of its offbeat premise.

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[Note: I have not read Ernest Cline’s Ready Player One novel but due to the pedigree of the filmmaker involved as well as the exciting sci-fi premise, my expectations are naturally (and maybe unfairly) higher and a 8 or 9 star rating is anticipated. This review is a bit unorthodox in the way it is structured like a plot summary but listing down the flaws that drag the score down.]

In the year 2045, most of the population escape the harshness of the dystopian society by plugging into the OASIS, a virtual reality world where you can be anyone and do anything. The late James Halliday, co-creator of the OASIS, has created a quest game inside the virtual world where the winner who gets the Easter Egg will gain sole proprietorship of the OASIS. Players would have to complete three hidden quests to gain three keys that will lead them to the Easter Egg.

The movie opens with our protagonist Wade Watts wading through the Stacks, a slum-like area where a bunch of trailers are stacked on top one another. He then goes in to his hideaway in a junkyard to log in to the OASIS. Before we go the virtual world, let’s talk about the first misstep of the movie and that is the casting of Tye Sheridan as Wade. The young actor’s default facial expression always look like he’s sullen and depressed. (Tye should thank his Hollywood agent for not being typecast in bully or psycho killer roles because he really does look the part.)

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Second misstep of the movie is Wade doesn’t really do anything endearing or anything subtly noteworthy in the opening that connects him to the audience. Tye does a pretty decent job throughout the film but imagine if someone peppy and oozing with charisma like Spider-Man: Homecoming’s Tom Holland was the lead. Someone like Tom Holland would have elevated Ready Player One to another level. It’s ironic because my casting proposal is similar to what would have happened to Amblin’s Back to the Future if they didn’t recast Eric Stoltz with Michael J. Fox.

[FYI to those not familiar with the Back to the Future production, Eric Stoltz was originally cast as Marty McFly. After two weeks of shooting, they thought Stoltz was wrong for the part and that he gave off a more serious vibe. So they recast the role and gave it to the fun-loving Michael J. Fox.]

The OASIS looks great but there’s an uncanny valley element when it comes to the main avatar characters. It is especially jarringly noticeable when the movie switches constantly from the real world to the OASIS. Not as extreme as revulsion but there’s a subconscious rejection on my part that prevents me from fully immersing with the OASIS and its characters.

In the OASIS, you’ll be immediately bombarded with pop culture references with avatars of famous characters from video games, movies and animation, as well as some of the iconic items or vehicles from those mediums. The Easter eggs and references flash by on screen so fast that if you blink you’ll miss them. It’s fun at first spotting all the well-known avatars but the novelty wears off after a while and it becomes too distracting and you slowly comprehend that these are just avatars and not the real McCoy.

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The most disappointing realization about these pop culture characters is that these are just avatars and not the embodiment of the characters themselves. It means that the Freddie Krueger you see is in the OASIS is just some schmuck from the real world using the Nightmare on Elm Street icon as his/her avatar. It’s different from Wreck-It Ralph or The LEGO Movie where Zangief is really the real Russian wrestler from Street Fighter or Batman is really the Dark Knight (sort of).

Wade goes by the avatar Parzival in the OASIS where he and thousands of users like him called Gunters are on a quest to find the Halliday’s Easter Egg. Parzival’s best friend in the OASIS is Aech, a cybernetic Orc who is also a virtual mechanic. Parzival frequently visits the Halliday Archives, a virtual library with 3D recordings of James Halliday’s life and work, in order to search for clues on how to win the game.

Parzival and Aech participate in a virtual street race over New York City filled with shifting cityscapes, traps and monsters and whoever wins gets the first key. Five years upon its discovery, no one has been able to win the race. This street race marks the first major action piece of the movie and it’s a letdown. The race itself was fast and furious (yes I went there) but there’s an overall sense of hollowness to it all. There was no hype or build-up leading up to the race. It’s fun to see the T-Rex and King Kong show up but the actual race felt rushed and lacked any drama. Stuff just blew up and you just watch vehicles zigzagging through the course with a sense of detachment. One thing that could have tremendously helped the race scene is if there was a team of commentators giving a play-by-play of the race.

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[Warning: SPOILERS below and up to the end of the review.]

After losing the race, Parzival goes back to the Halliday Archives and takes note of Halliday muttering about “going backwards really fast.” This Eureka moment would have had more impact if Halliday’s line was introduced earlier in the film and slyly buried under the other information; in this way, the audience would feel a sense of reward to figuring out the clue rather than being a passive passenger and not feeling like the movie is just making up stuff as they go along.

Parzival tests his theory and drives backwards in the next race which opens up a secret underground tunnel that safely leads all the way to the finish line. Parzival wins the first key and is given a clue to the next quest. Parzival’s victory isn’t as satisfying or rewarding as his path to the finish line was without any struggles or obstacles. It would have been cooler if Parzival drove his car in reverse in the actual race course and go through all the extreme challenges and won.

Parzival and his newfound friend Art3mis go dancing in a virtual club. The actual dancing was awkwardly executed. Afterwards Parzival declares his love to Art3mis in a cringey and rushed scene but Art3mis spurns him (and rightfully so). In the outside world, Wade meets the real Art3mis named Samantha Cook. Samantha feels she's ugly due to her port-wine stain birthmark on her right eye. The whole thing is just silly because 1.) she is actually a very pretty girl and 2.) her birthmark seems to be stylishly placed over her eye that it fits with the cyberpunk culture.

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Later on Parzival forms a clan alongside Aech, Art3mis, Sho and Daito and call themselves the “High Five.” Ar3temis figures out the location of the second quest based on the clue and eventually get the second key. Again there is something disengaging about how they were able to solve the mystery and feels they’re just making up stuff as they go along. It is especially glaring if it’s the first time you watched Ready Player One but suspect that you’ll learn to accept it better on repeat viewings.

The second quest leads them to revisit Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining, complete with a fantastic recreational of the Overlook Hotel. It’s a pretty cool quest but the horror aspect isn’t as effective due to the CGI representation of the characters which leads me to conclude that the movie would have been better if they got real actors to portray some of the avatars in the OASIS.

The third quest leads them to Planet Doom in the OASIS where IOI Corporate CEO Nolan Sorrento and his army of Sixers have blocked the castle from anyone entering. What was supposed to be a rousing and inspirational speech, Parzival gives a tepid rallying call to arms to all the OASIS denizens. The deliverance of the lines could have been written better, not to mention less corny.

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The massive battle in Castle Anorak was enjoyable and the immense amount of lightning-quick appearances by pop culture characters made it fun and an eyesore simultaneously. Seeing the Iron Giant and Mechagodzilla in battle was very cool but the biggest wow moment in the entire movie for me was witnessing the Gundam mobile suit in action. With this and Pacific Rim, this is proof-positive that a live-action Gundam movie (or Robotech/Macross, Voltron) can be done and Hollywood needs to get right on this.

In order to get the third key, they have to play the correct Atari 2600 game. They eventually figure out that the correct game is Adventure and that they have to find the Easter Egg within the Atari game in order to win. Unlike the way they solved the first two quests, this one feels more clever because it is based on actual real-life events.

Anorak, Halliday’s avatar, appears and awards Parzival the third key. Parzival uses all three keys to enter a room where a contract awaits to be signed. Parzival thinks it’s another test and refuses to sign the contract. Anorak acknowledges that Parzival has passed the final test. The whole thing about winning the game by not signing the contract feels a bit disingenuous on Halliday’s part. It would have been more reasonable if the movie set it up so that Wade has to sacrifice something in exchange for signing the contract. Plus the final test is pointless since whoever failed the test the first time, will either just try to restart the quest again or tell other people how to win the final test.

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Back in the real world, Wade is being chased by IOI’s goons. So Wade’s team drives to the Stacks hoping the rough neighborhood would have his back. Nolan goes in the slum alone and then gets swarmed by a hundred angry people who knew that Nolan was responsible for blowing up a Stack structure that killed several of their own. Nolan whips up a gun and the hundreds of Stack people just move out of his way. Nolan reaches Wade’s van and is about to shoot him. The whole thing just stinks of incompetency. The Stacks are a bunch of pussies! NO ONE even tried to overpower the corporate suit even though they outnumbered him 100 to 1. Worst of all, NO ONE tried to save Wade’s life when Nolan was about to murder him.

In the end, Parzival/Wade receives the coveted Halliday Easter Egg and gains ownership of the OASIS but he chooses to share control of the virtual world with the rest of the High Five. Wade learns the lessons Halliday imparts on him like the importance of forming friendship and connecting with real people in the real world. With all the socio-economical problems this dystopian world faces, Wade’s new ruling to shut down the OASIS two days a week seems futile and ineffectual, akin to putting band-aid on a person suffering a heart attack.

Director Steven Spielberg has done a fabulous job with the film visually but fails to deliver in other areas. Just like his last big budget fantasy outing (The BFG), Ready Player One feels a bit safe. Not only do some of the action beats feel a bit empty, the film lacks an edgy energy and a sharp subversive humor. Sadly Spielberg isn’t hip enough for this material and another filmmaker with a fresher take would have been better suited for Ready Player One.

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All of the main cast members are satisfactory with the exception of Olivia Cooke (Art3mis/Samantha Cook) and Ben Mendelsohn (Nolan Sorrento) who were better and stood out more than the rest. As mentioned earlier, Tye Sheridan was adequate but casting someone with more charisma for the lead like Tom Holland would have been the best. It’s too bad they couldn’t plump out Sho and Daito’s characters more since they were an integral part of the High Five.

A big part of the fun is spotting the countless iconic weapons like the Aliens' plasma rifle or the flying glaive from Krull or seeing the seminal vehicles like the bike from Akira or the Serenity spaceship from Firefly or the DeLorean from Back to the Future. If you love the 1980s, you'll be in heaven as you will be bombarded with songs and synth music from that era. Composer Alan Silvestri mashes a lot of memorable movie scores, most noticeably from Back to the Future and Jurassic Park to name a few, to compete the trip down to memory lane.

When it comes to book adaptations, studios sometimes get greedy and unnecessarily split a book into two parts (The Hunger Games 3 & 4, Twilight 4 & 5, Divergent: Allegiant) or in the case of Peter Jackson, too ambitious and create a trilogy of Hobbit films based on one book. Ready Player One is one of the rare instances where Warner Bros. should have been greedier or ambitious and broken it down to three films. The material is rich enough to sustain a trilogy with each movie centering on one of the three quests. [Read more details on proposed Ready Player One trilogy] This would have also provided ample opportunities to flesh out the other High Five members as well as to improve the dynamics between the High Five.

Despite the criticisms and suggestions, Ready Player One is an entertaining nostalgic ride but feels rushed, hollow and could have been a great, epic movie with a few tweaks. Looking forward to a second viewing where a more favorable reception is a possibility since expectations have already been tempered with reality. But for now, I’m going to have to go with my first impression.

Rating: 7/10


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Update: April 18, 2018

Dragonlord’s Alterations for READY PLAYER ONE
(Spoilers)

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Ready Player One is a fun, flawed movie but could have been an awesome version of itself with some modifications. Here are my suggestions to make the film an epic experience.

When it comes to book adaptations, studios sometimes get greedy and unnecessarily split a book into two parts (The Hunger Games 3 & 4, Twilight 4 & 5, Divergent: Allegiant) or in the case of Peter Jackson, too ambitious and create a trilogy of Hobbit films based on one book. Ready Player One is one of the rare instances where Warner Bros. should have been greedier or ambitious and broken it down to three films. The material is rich enough to sustain a trilogy with each movie centering on one of the three quests.

READY PLAYER ONE: PART 1
The first movie will be about the first quest and getting the Copper Key by winning a race. Each time nobody wins a race, the venue and the setting for the race changes a week later. In this way the race is not just constricted to New York City and not limited to NPC obstacle characters like the T-Rex and King Kong only. The races could be from anywhere from the Grand Canyon to the surface of planet Jupiter with an assortment of famous NPC characters popping up. To create drama, excitement and to guide movie viewers from all the chaos, the most important of all is the addition of a broadcasting crew to do the play-by-play.

Casting-wise, replace Tye Sheridan with Tom Holland. Use real actors for the avatars of Parzival, Art3mis, Sho and Daito (the avatar actors will be different from the actors that play their counterparts in the real world). In the movie, Parzival and Aech are already friends. Art3mis is a rival gunther. The duo of Sho and Daito are rival gunthers as well. All three groups start out as rivals but eventually form a friendship near the end. Aside from the Sixers, they should add a ruthless villain gunther (maybe I-R0k) who shows up in all the races. Parzival wins the race by driving his car backwards NOT through a secret tunnel but in the actual race itself. The movie ends with the now-famous Parzival being celebrated but catches the attention of IOI CEO Nolan Sorrento.

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READY PLAYER ONE: PART 2
The second movie will be about finding the Jade Key which is located in one of the movies Halliday loves to watch. They have to go through a bunch of popular movies to get the clues before figuring out that the correct movie is The Shining. There are so many fun possibilities as they could enter a recreation of Tim Burton’s Batman or experience the magical world of Harry Potter or survive the horrors in I Am Legend or enter the rabbit hole in The Matrix. The movies will be limited to Warner Bros. films though since Ready Player One is a WB film.

Along the way, the High Five is formed. Parzival declares his feelings for Art3mis and gets rejected. I-R0k overhears Parzival’s real name and sells the information to Nolan Sorrento. IOI blows up Wade’s residence, killing his aunt and a few other people. Samantha saves Wade and brings him to her hideout. The High Five go to The Shining game and Art3mis wins the game and gets the Jade Key. IOI raids Samantha’s base. Samantha is captured by IOI. The movie ends with Wade being rescued by Helen, Zhou and Toshiro (Aech, Sho and Daito in the OASIS, respectively) and Nolan erecting an impenetrable force field around Castle Anorak.

READY PLAYER ONE: PART 3
The third and final movie is about the assault on Castle Anorak and getting the Crystal Key. With Samantha now laboring away in IOI’s indentured servitude camp, the rest of the High Five are being hunted by the Sixers in the OASIS and by IOI goons in real life. The High Five reach out to the other clans to help them breach Castle Anorak. The clans will only oblige if the High Five participate and win in their clan games. The High Five prevail. Before they try to storm the castle, Zhou and Toshiro finally hack the system and Wade is able to broadcast to all the OASIS denizens about IOI’s plans and asks for their help. They try to storm the castle but it’s not enough as IOI’s forces are too overwhelming. When all hope seems lost, the rest of the OASIS arrive to turn the tide. Art3mis shuts down the force field. The rest of the film follows the actual movie more or less.

So that’s how I would have changed Ready Player One. If I had more time and if I would read the novel, I could probably better improve the changes and provide even more details for the trilogy.
 
@Dragonlordxxxxx did you review this yet? You're my go to for reviews now. Spielberg is the GOAT IMO and this looks intriguing.
Here's your RPO review. Sorry it took 3 weeks to finally post it, I've been really busy lately. The first 10 paragraphs of the review are relatively spoiler-free.
 
I'm in full agreement with you here... it's a nice movie and has that Spielberg touch but nothing more, you see it once and you are good no never see it again.

I'm gonna go with a 6.5 ~ 7 score and I wished they shaved 20-30 minutes off to make it more tighter it kinda dragged in the end and I wanted it to be over already.

Don't like the lead, but I did like that girl and all the sidekicks oh and that TJ Miller dude was fun.. to bad he done goofed to much and he will probably exit from the public eye now.
 
I had pretty much the opposite experience. I went in knowing nothing about the movie, other than the title, and that it was a Spielberg, & I enjoyed the fuck out of it. Saw it twice.


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Dragon, read the book or listen to the audio books (Will Wheaton narrates). I think you would thoroughly enjoy it, and change your trilogy quite a bit to better match the book.

Great review as usual though man. Being a fan of the book and just seeing some resemblance of it on the big screen, I scored the movie slightly higher :)
 
i want to see this solely to see all the references to the 80's. idc anything about the plot at all.
 
It was a fun movie. Better than I expected. They need to fire their trailer department, made it look like the movie was nothing but cheap CGI tricks when in reality the premise of the VR gaming world becoming more of a primary world and economic entity than the physical one is a solid concept to explore

The villians being idiots and making bad/illogical step after step made it feel like a kids movie plotwise
 
Nice review. I agree with lot's of it. It was enjoyable for me, but not something I'd want to watch again soon.

My kids freaking loved it though and want to see again soon. I also had to explain some of the references to them, like the Iron Giant during the movie. I feel like a failure for not having them watch that movie yet, but they want to watch it soon now.

One of my daughters is a real tomboy and loves dinosaurs and video games. She completely flipped out during the Mechagodzilla vs Iron Giant scene. That was awesome to see her that excited. The last time I saw her get like that like was when she jumped out her seat when the Mosasaur grabbed the mutant Rex at the end of Jurassic World. Those are the kind of scenes that have to be watched in a movie theater and just aren't the same at home.

Also, there were so many references they didn't get that when the movie comes out on DVD, I think we're going to have to go back and explain them and maybe explore more 80's nostalgia stuff together, which should be fun.

Don't like the lead, but I did like that girl and all the sidekicks oh and that TJ Miller dude was fun.. to bad he done goofed to much and he will probably exit from the public eye now.

Yeah... It sounds like the guy is super talented and also a super disaster. Rumors are he got booted from Silicon Valley for being drunk and drugged up all the time. Hoping he's not headed for a early end to life like so many before him.
 
Dragon, read the book or listen to the audio books (Will Wheaton narrates). I think you would thoroughly enjoy it, and change your trilogy quite a bit to better match the book.

Great review as usual though man. Being a fan of the book and just seeing some resemblance of it on the big screen, I scored the movie slightly higher :)
Thanks. I plan on reading the book soon. Even when I was watching the film, I felt the movie took too many shortcuts and some of the scenes didn't really have a bigger impact due to the rushed pace.
 
Thanks. I plan on reading the book soon. Even when I was watching the film, I felt the movie took too many shortcuts and some of the scenes didn't really have a bigger impact due to the rushed pace.

I am glad you felt that, because I was wondering the same thing. I was wondering how this movie played to someone that hasn't read the book, and looks deep into movies as they view them. If it feels that way to someone who hasn't read the book, it feels that way x10 to those who have, personally.

I think a trilogy would have been a PERFECT idea. The days of being able to binge a series of 12 one hour episodes on Netflix has people spoiled. People can sit down at their leisure and see something develop at a nice, sometimes slow pace for 12 hours, where here, 8-10 hours of content was squeezed into an almost 3 hour movie that could have been 3 three hour movies.

This day in age, they REALLY need to start thinking about that. People are willing to sit through 3 hour movies now, and even more than willing to hit up trilogies as long as the story and content are compelling enough.

It was HILARIOUS when I read through The Hobbit AFTER watching the trilogy and hearing people complain, but damn, that's what you DON'T want to do when milking a book/movie implementation.
 
Some of your complaints are just strange especially considering you mentioned never having read the book. Why does the main character to be over the top goofy? I thought the actor did just fine. Even in the book I don't recall Wade being a silly guy. He was much more of a nerd and didn't have the social skills that Marty had in Back to the Future. Remember, Marty seemed fairly popular in his high school and already had an attractive girlfriend. So this comparison just fails for me.

The complaints about the well known characters being avatars doesn't make sense. These are fictional characters, these characters have never been real. Even the characters in Wreck it Ralph are not real. I really don't get this.

Anyway you have the right to your own opinion. But this review seems a bit weak compared to some of your other ones.
 
Update: April 18, 2018

Dragonlord’s Alterations for READY PLAYER ONE
(Spoilers)

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Ready Player One is a fun, flawed movie but could have been an awesome version of itself with some modifications. Here are my suggestions to make the film an epic experience.

When it comes to book adaptations, studios sometimes get greedy and unnecessarily split a book into two parts (The Hunger Games 3 & 4, Twilight 4 & 5, Divergent: Allegiant) or in the case of Peter Jackson, too ambitious and create a trilogy of Hobbit films based on one book. Ready Player One is one of the rare instances where Warner Bros. should have been greedier or ambitious and broken it down to three films. The material is rich enough to sustain a trilogy with each movie centering on one of the three quests.

READY PLAYER ONE: PART 1
The first movie will be about the first quest and getting the Copper Key by winning a race. Each time nobody wins a race, the venue and the setting for the race changes a week later. In this way the race is not just constricted to New York City and not limited to NPC obstacle characters like the T-Rex and King Kong only. The races could be from anywhere from the Grand Canyon to the surface of planet Jupiter with an assortment of famous NPC characters popping up. To create drama, excitement and to guide movie viewers from all the chaos, the most important of all is the addition of a broadcasting crew to do the play-by-play.

Casting-wise, replace Tye Sheridan with Tom Holland. Use real actors for the avatars of Parzival, Art3mis, Sho and Daito (the avatar actors will be different from the actors that play their counterparts in the real world). In the movie, Parzival and Aech are already friends. Art3mis is a rival gunther. The duo of Sho and Daito are rival gunthers as well. All three groups start out as rivals but eventually form a friendship near the end. Aside from the Sixers, they should add a ruthless villain gunther (maybe I-R0k) who shows up in all the races. Parzival wins the race by driving his car backwards NOT through a secret tunnel but in the actual race itself. The movie ends with the now-famous Parzival being celebrated but catches the attention of IOI CEO Nolan Sorrento.

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READY PLAYER ONE: PART 2
The second movie will be about finding the Jade Key which is located in one of the movies Halliday loves to watch. They have to go through a bunch of popular movies to get the clues before figuring out that the correct movie is The Shining. There are so many fun possibilities as they could enter a recreation of Tim Burton’s Batman or experience the magical world of Harry Potter or survive the horrors in I Am Legend or enter the rabbit hole in The Matrix. The movies will be limited to Warner Bros. films though since Ready Player One is a WB film.

Along the way, the High Five is formed. Parzival declares his feelings for Art3mis and gets rejected. I-R0k overhears Parzival’s real name and sells the information to Nolan Sorrento. IOI blows up Wade’s residence, killing his aunt and a few other people. Samantha saves Wade and brings him to her hideout. The High Five go to The Shining game and Art3mis wins the game and gets the Jade Key. IOI raids Samantha’s base. Samantha is captured by IOI. The movie ends with Wade being rescued by Helen, Zhou and Toshiro (Aech, Sho and Daito in the OASIS, respectively) and Nolan erecting an impenetrable force field around Castle Anorak.

READY PLAYER ONE: PART 3
The third and final movie is about the assault on Castle Anorak and getting the Crystal Key. With Samantha now laboring away in IOI’s indentured servitude camp, the rest of the High Five are being hunted by the Sixers in the OASIS and by IOI goons in real life. The High Five reach out to the other clans to help them breach Castle Anorak. The clans will only oblige if the High Five participate and win in their clan games. The High Five prevail. Before they try to storm the castle, Zhou and Toshiro finally hack the system and Wade is able to broadcast to all the OASIS denizens about IOI’s plans and asks for their help. They try to storm the castle but it’s not enough as IOI’s forces are too overwhelming. When all hope seems lost, the rest of the OASIS arrive to turn the tide. Art3mis shuts down the force field. The rest of the film follows the actual movie more or less.

So that’s how I would have changed Ready Player One. If I had more time and if I would read the novel, I could probably better improve the changes and provide even more details for the trilogy.
Good review, and i like most of the changes you suggested.

I overall liked the movie and the concept, but, as you said, it all felt too rushed, and things that should have been a big deal, didn't feel like big deals.
This could have, and should have been a trilogy.
Parzival talking about how he LOVED Artemis just seemed really silly and out of place.
And considering how nobodyhad ever won a key before--to the point that most people gave up doing the race, it should have been a much bigger deal when Parzival got that first key. Too rushed

I also agree on the casting, Sheridan was serviceable, but boring. A guy like Holland would've brought that character to life. During the movie i just kept thinking "this is the guy they chose as Cyclops"?

It was a decent flick, but it could have been a lot better. There was a lot of world to explore, and they just kind of wasted it.
 
I saw it again over the weekend, took my nephew, and it was somehow even worse the second time around.

The need to amplify the most obnoxious parts of nerd culture, and the fucking idol worship going on with the creator of the game is so fucking bizarre to me.

It's like everyone in 2018 going out of their way to give a shit about Steve Job's favorite movies, music, and the chick he had a crush on. Then devoting their lives to understand and study it even further.

Quick! List in alphabetical order Jeff Bezoz's favorite movies and video games! Can't? Fucking hater.

It was still pretty to look at, and the three big set pieces were awesome.

Still doesn't change the fact that this movie really is the kind that gets worse the more you think about it.
 
Some of your complaints are just strange especially considering you mentioned never having read the book. Why does the main character to be over the top goofy? I thought the actor did just fine. Even in the book I don't recall Wade being a silly guy. He was much more of a nerd and didn't have the social skills that Marty had in Back to the Future. Remember, Marty seemed fairly popular in his high school and already had an attractive girlfriend. So this comparison just fails for me.
I don't want Wade to be "over the top goofy" or "silly." I, and apparently some of the other people, just find Tye to be a bit bland. IMO it would have been much better if they got an actor that has a lot of awkward charisma like Tom Holland.

The complaints about the well known characters being avatars doesn't make sense. These are fictional characters, these characters have never been real. Even the characters in Wreck it Ralph are not real. I really don't get this.
It's not really a major complaint but more of a disappointing realization that these are just avatars and not the "real" character portraying themselves. Can't really fault the movie on that because that's the premise. Let's take a look at Wreck-It Ralph, Zangief is playing Zangief from Street Fighter. He is the embodiment of the character. He talks, acts and thinks like the character. And that's why it was so much fun seeing the various characters like M. Bison, Saitine, Bowser, and Q*Bert because they are the characters they are portraying. In Ready Player One, if you see a Michael Myers, it's just a random guy/girl using it as an avatar.
 
I honestly dont know if i can take this review seriously. This movie isnt the greatest film but its head and shoulders above Rampage which i believe you gave the same score
 
I saw it again over the weekend, took my nephew, and it was somehow even worse the second time around.

The need to amplify the most obnoxious parts of nerd culture, and the fucking idol worship going on with the creator of the game is so fucking bizarre to me.

It's like everyone in 2018 going out of their way to give a shit about Steve Job's favorite movies, music, and the chick he had a crush on. Then devoting their lives to understand and study it even further.

Quick! List in alphabetical order Jeff Bezoz's favorite movies and video games! Can't? Fucking hater.

well halliday was a trillionaire (people tend to worship the rich for some reason) who was leaving his life's work, worth half a trillion dollars, to whomever could solve the challenges. in the book and movie it is considered to be the most important economical resource in a poor-getting-poorer landscape. everyone wanted to win, and the way to win was to know about halliday inside out. just the premise man
 
I saw it twice and read the book

Its not great in any universe but it is pretty ok

I dont like your alterations at all but that's probably because I read the book

I would have preferred Wade not meeting Atremis until the end like they did in the book

Wade should have also been the one to sneak into IOS and not Artemis.

Keep the cool challenges from the movie but keep the narrative more like the book
 
well halliday was a trillionaire (people tend to worship the rich for some reason) who was leaving his life's work, worth half a trillion dollars, to whomever could solve the challenges. in the book and movie it is considered to be the most important economical resource in a poor-getting-poorer landscape. everyone wanted to win, and the way to win was to know about halliday inside out. just the premise man

Which makes it all even worse.

In a ridiculous universe with corn syrup wars and bandwidth riots, the biggest economic resource is left in the hands of a fucking dorky ass, shut in teenager.

The whole revolution is about saving a game from corporate overlords, not shutting down the entire fucking game and changing the fucked up world they live in. Nah, it's all about saving their virtual heroin.

Fuck this movie.
 
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