Rate your face!

[Der Eisbär]

Thread fail without canthal tilt.

Hahahaha. Where is that guy

 

[ventrue]

-45/10

I think my picture broke the app

I picture you to look like Clint Eastwood, in Gran Torino, Sir.

 

[Banchan]

This thing is garbage I only got an 8.32

Spoiler

How did it judge your symmetry if you are facing at a 3/4 degree angle?

 

[equus]

Analface...wtf?

 

[HenryFlower]

Error: Can't Rate.

- Got a brick in your face.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Dat bitch is fiiiiiiiine.

I have an incredibly asymmetric face, so I'd score low methinks (not gonna try this on mobile).

My face is so wack that i do not recognize myself in photos versus the mirror

When I look into the mirror I get a boner.

 

[Flemmy Stardust]

When I look into the mirror I get a boner.

It's the only way i can get them anymore.

Then i look at a picture of me and shudder. It doesn't help that i always feel forced and awkward smiling for a picture. It shows. And i feel like a tool going straight-faced.

The women love me though.

 

[MortalWombat]

Hahahaha. Where is that guy

Bababanned, shocking. So could be anyone. Could be you. Could be me. Anyone.

 

[Omegaboy13]

Bababanned, shocking. So could be anyone. Could be you. Could be me. Anyone.

Could be me, could be you, could be him.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

It's the only way i can get them anymore.

Then i look at a picture of me and shudder. It doesn't help that i always feel forced and awkward smiling for a picture. It shows. And i feel like a tool going straight-faced.

The women love me though.

I don't like smiling for pictures either, so I mastered the half smile. I look handsome AF.

 

[Tebowned]

My GF got a bugly 6

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

My face is so ugly the site doesn't want to work.

 

[Flemmy Stardust]

My GF got a bugly 6

She's at least a 6.5

Don't listen to this site.

 

[MortalWombat]

Could be me, could be you, could be him.

You never know.

 

[JuniorSonGoku]

Error: Can't Rate.

- Got a brick in your face.

Don't know why I laughed so much at this...

 

[Endocarditis]

lol at the responses. you guys are supposed to look straight ahead; it screws up the result if the picture is at an angle.

 

[Deleted member 409801]

lol at the responses. you guys are supposed to look straight ahead; it screws up the result if the picture is at an angle.

Bunch of gobblins trying to skew the test with their " good " side exposed ITT.

 

[BEER]

Got a 7.54.

Such a nice website. I'm a solid 5.5 at best.

 

[CO68]

I googled "meth face" and did one of those pictures and it scored 7.56

I did it for my face and got:

You are an 8.99 out of 10. Here's why:

- Your face has poor horizontal symmetry
- The ratio of your nose length to ear length is nearly ideal.
- Compared to your eye width, your innerocular distance is nearly ideal.
- The ratio of the diameter of your nipples to dong girth is nearly ideal.
- Your nose is too narrow for your face width.
- Your face is fucking awesome, bro
- The ratio of your mouth width to nose width is nearly ideal.


Whew, for a sec there I thought I was going to lose to a methface.

 

[Goonerview]

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