Rate your face!

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  1. Endocarditis

    Endocarditis Banned Banned

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    I was curious and went to a Facial Beauty Analysis Website. My face scored 7.48 out of 10

    -poor horizontal symmetry
    -ratio of nose length to ear length is nearly ideal
    -innerocular distance is too big for your eyes
    -ratio of face length to face width is nearly ideal

    How about you guys? score your face?

    http://www.anaface.com/
     
  2. auger38

    auger38 Will pay to check your oil

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    Will update with results
     
  3. JudoThrowFiasco

    JudoThrowFiasco Charming Quark Platinum Member

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    The terms and agreement section on a website like that would be perfect to slip in some comical clauses.
     
  4. MortalWombat

    MortalWombat Vombatus Sherdoggus

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  5. Leagon

    Leagon Silver Belt

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    Sorry Sherdog. Find a different website.
     
  6. Zer

    Zer Gold Belt

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    As if they're actually gonna check my rap sheet bro

    Although they could have pedosmile detection ...
     
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    Omegaboy13 Sweepin' Your Leg

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    Err Brown Belt

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    - Your face has great horizontal symmetry
    - The ratio of your nose length to ear length is nearly ideal
    - Compared to your eye width, your innerocular distance is nearly ideal
    - Your nose is too wide for your face width
    - Your face is too narrow/too long
    - The ratio of your nose width to mouth width is nearly ideal

    Got a big ass wide nose and a big forehead. This program was kind to me.
     
  11. Zer

    Zer Gold Belt

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    I got 8.92 but it's killing me in the comments saying my face is too long and shit
     
  12. philth

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    Error 404: face too ugly
     
  13. Leagon

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    There's a 99% chance this program is racist. You got a higher score than Aishwarya Rai because her "mouth is too wide for her nose." Which means they're assuming the ideal woman has a small mouth, which means it was probably made for and by Asian guys.
     
  14. Zer

    Zer Gold Belt

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    I got the opposite where my nose is too wide for my mouth so you're on to something. Azn's think I got a purty mouth
     
  15. Flemmy Stardust

    Flemmy Stardust King of Lea

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    Dat bitch is fiiiiiiiine.

    I have an incredibly asymmetric face, so I'd score low methinks (not gonna try this on mobile).

    My face is so wack that i do not recognize myself in photos versus the mirror
     
  16. AnarchyCamp

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    7.85 for Brad Pitt. I imagine I wouldn't fare too well.
     
  17. faustian

    faustian I'M NOT A MONSTER Platinum Member

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    This thing is garbage I only got an 8.32

    [​IMG]
     
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    MarloStanfield The Wild Colonial Boy

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    Error opening URL

    9/10
     
  20. Wrath621

    Wrath621 Account Retired

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    -45/10

    I think my picture broke the app
     

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