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[NadaRekowski]

It's not weird at all it's simply disgusting. And then you shitstain-asshaired neanderthals with pissleaks in your cheap walmart sweatpants wonder why no one wants to date you ...

 

[liner]

Its weird as hell. Just piss in the shower or sink. 10 out of 10 you weird motherfucker. At what point are you pissing in a cup and you think Jesus christ why don't I just fix this toilet????

 

[syct23]

"... yeah this is the first time I've done this..."

I like how you said it was your first,

Already expecting that there will be more..

 

[WINGNUT]

I got in trouble for pissing in the sink when drunk from my wife, true story, she was horrified haha

everyone knows the laundry sink is the PEE TROUGH

 

[swarrrm]

 

[Frank_Drebin]

where is OP? hope he didn't slip and fall on jars of urine and incapacitate himself.

 

[William Huggins]

For a cautionary tale - when I was a little kid obsessed with videogames I'd wait until my parents went to sleep and then get up to play more videogames way past my bedtime. But I'd be afraid to go out to the bathroom and risk waking them up. So I'd piss into empty bottles of Irn Bru which I drank like water back then

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So one morning I wake up and my mum comes into my room while I'm on the computer and she's talking to me, doing a little cleaning, and in the corner of my eye I notice she picks up one of my piss filled Irn Bru bottles.

And I had a few seconds to warn her, but it was like 'am I gonna admit to my mum that I piss in bottles? What if she finds out about my late night gaming sessions?'. So I just grit my teeth and pretended not to notice. As soon as she drank it she knew exactly what it was and started retching and dry heaving and ran out to the bathroom to throw up in the toilet. And I felt bad, I thought she was gonna get my Dad to beat the shit outta me. But she didn't do anything, just finished throwing up and quietly went downstairs. We just like silently agreed to never speak of it to anyone, and we never have all these decades later (Except I'm obviously gonna tell my Sherbros)

Story has it that Iru Bru was the first synthetic copy of a Ginger diabetic Glaswegian crack head's first urination of the day...........

 

[Slobodan]

What a horrible day to have eyes.