Rate this thing I do on weirdness 0-10

[Brom Bones]

0 being completely normal and 10 being bat-shit insane.

So about a year ago my toilet bowl/line started leaking. Me, being the lazy bastard I am turned off the water at the wall instead of fixing it immediately. I eventually bought some cheap supplies at Wal-Mart, then left them there for months before I finally spent the ~1 hour it took to replace the parts and get it up and running again.

Here's the "weird" part. Instead of walking the 20 feet to the other bathroom, I started pissing in plastic cups and leaving them on the bathroom counter. I put to-go plastic lids on top, so I didn't have to smell the piss. I fixed it several months ago and I still use the plastic cups to piss in. Like 10 of them. I don't use them all because I pour the cups down the toilet whenever I have to shit, but I do go several days without pooping sometimes and the cups fill up.

And for anyone wondering, THIS IS A TRUE STORY. I kept doing it to save water, I guess and because I got used to it. I'm telling y'all. You haven't REALLY lived until you pissed into a bunch of red Solo-style plastic cups.

 

[zapataxiv]

now i understand the perspective of a mustard hater.
next time i hear some critique his yellowness ill call them a cup pisser.

 

[Slapjit]

6/10 would still visit but just be aware of the path you're on

 

[Sweater of AV]

Pretty sure at least 75% of the War Room cans shit in cups, so you have some company.

 

[Fedorgasm]

What's the difference between a rich man and a poor man?

Spoiler

A rich man has a canopy over his bed.

A poor man has a can 'o pee under his bed.

 

[Pittie Petey]

Why didnt you just piss into the shower?

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

I got in trouble for pissing in the sink when drunk from my wife, true story, she was horrified haha

 

[Contempt]

I got in trouble for pissing in the sink when drunk from my wife, true story, she was horrified haha

...best not to tell her that every guy has probably done this on multiple occasions

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

...best not to tell her that every guy has probably done this on multiple occasions

"... yeah this is the first time I've done this..."

 

[Frank_Drebin]

 

[Frank_Drebin]

i'm afraid to ask any questions

 

[Warehouse]

I'd rate that a 3/10

 

[lweiberg]

7.2 stars

 

[Kardashians]

gross

 

[Contempt]

"... yeah this is the first time I've done this..."

Sounds legit

 

[GoodBadHBK]

I got in trouble for pissing in the sink when drunk from my wife, true story, she was horrified haha

Shes just jealous she has to sit on the sink to do it

 

[Contempt]

0 being completely normal and 10 being bat-shit insane.

So about a year ago my toilet bowl/line started leaking. Me, being the lazy bastard I am turned off the water at the wall instead of fixing it immediately. I eventually bought some cheap supplies at Wal-Mart, then left them there for months before I finally spent the ~1 hour it took to replace the parts and get it up and running again.

Here's the "weird" part. Instead of walking the 20 feet to the other bathroom, I started pissing in plastic cups and leaving them on the bathroom counter. I put to-go plastic lids on top, so I didn't have to smell the piss. I fixed it several months ago and I still use the plastic cups to piss in. Like 10 of them. I don't use them all because I pour the cups down the toilet whenever I have to shit, but I do go several days without pooping sometimes and the cups fill up.

And for anyone wondering, THIS IS A TRUE STORY. I kept doing it to save water, I guess and because I got used to it. I'm telling y'all. You haven't REALLY lived until you pissed into a bunch of red Solo-style plastic cups.

You sound like one of those weird, creepy hoarders...

How filthy is your house that you just have piss jars hanging around?

9/10 weirdness/grossness.

 

[Zer]

You need to up your piss game bro

 

[Xoleth]

6 out of 10
Why not use the sink, like every normal single guy?
It's all pipes anyway.

 

[Frank_Drebin]

in all seriousness i hope you're just trolling.

if not, you've fallen into hoarder territory or something so please seek some help. also see your doctor! pooping every several days is really bad and it could be building up toxins in your blood affecting your overall health.