Movies Rate and Discuss the Last Movie You Saw v.16

Had the urge to watch an old movie I haven't seen in a very long time to see how it aged, and decided on....

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Unlike most old movies I rewatch I considered them good, and feared they aged poorly.
This one I saw on VHS in 1997, and thought it was crap, but thought perhaps it was better now because of 90s style and nostalgia.

I remembered it being poor because of Rob Schneider being the most useless comedic character in the history of comedic characters, and he's also never funny.
Every close call that Dredd survives throughout the movie is either pure luck or a deus-ex-machina. Even when he's not wearing armor he still has plot-armor.

All of that is still true.
On the positive side it has the same atmosphere of future-ridiculousness that RoboCop & Starship Troopers has.
The plot... had potential... with Dredd being framed for murder and his arch-nemesis brother Rico planning it and the assassination of the Judges Council.

The flaws are mostly related to it following the 90s Action Movie formula with little deviation or originality, Rob Schneider being unfunny and useless, and Plot Armor.

This has the potential to be great then and age well into modern standards, but for reasons stated it absolutely didn't.

3/10
 
The Phonecian Scheme. ?/10

Liked it, but I usually need multiple viewings of Wes Anderson to appreciate them.

Edit: I will add. I liked how Kate Winslet’s daughter played the role of the nun. Superb.
 
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Dragonlord’s Review of PREDATOR: KILLER OF KILLERS (No Spoilers)

Bottom Line: Violent, gory and so much fun, Predator: Killer of Killers is not just a straightforward, action-packed viewing experience, it also introduces a new exciting game-changing element for future Yautja stories.

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Do you remember that 2009 television program called Deadliest Warrior that aired on Spike where each episode would pit historical or modern warriors against each other? The new animated film Predator: Killer of Killers is kinda like that. From Dan Trachtenberg (Prey), the animated film is an action-horror anthology featuring human warriors from different eras in history battling a Predator.

Set in Viking-era Scandinavia, the first chapter is titled “Shield” and features a Viking shield maiden leading her clan on an expedition to get revenge on a tribe leader. The second chapter is titled “Sword” and is set in Feudal-era Japan where two brothers, one is a Samurai-type while the other is a Ninja-type, settle their family dispute. The third chapter titled “Bullet” which takes place in the Atlantic Ocean in World War II where a mechanic-pilot goes up against a mysterious aircraft that is annihilating his squad mates.

"Shield" and "Sword" are easier to digest for fans, but if I may defend the "Bullet" storyline for just a second. For almost 40 years, we have been accustomed to the same set-up of a Predator hunting and fighting people on land. Thinking outside the norms of convention for Predator, "Bullet" showed us something new, a Predator hunting in the air! The Predator ship's offensive weapons are basically an extension of their hunting methods on land with cloaked capabilities, spiked chains/harpoons and molten net. It answers a question (that no one asked for lol), "What would a Predator hunt on air look like?" And it delivered.

All three stories are short and very satisfying to watch by themselves but they later reveal that each of them connect in a way that introduces a new element to the Predator mythology that is absolutely a game changer in telling future stories. My earlier statement about comparing the film to Deadliest Warrior is even more apt. Special mention goes to the Predator Warlord who just looks like a cool, badass motherfucker with his large, intimidating frame and cool cape adorned with alien bones and spinal cords.

The action is well-choreographed and the kills are creatively brutal which we have all come to expect from a Predator story. The artwork is clean and gorgeously detailed and the animation style, which is in the same vein as Arcane and Spider-Verse films, creates a vibrant visual flavor. The low FPS (frames per second) is a bit inconsistent with some at 20 FPS and others at what seems like 10 FPS, but overall doesn’t really detract from the total viewing experience. Adding to the fun is the inclusion of Alan Silvestri's unforgettable Predator score.

There are no big names in the voice cast but I did notice Louis Ozawa Changchien voicing the Japanese brothers which is cool because the actor was also in Predators (2011) where he played a Yakuza enforcer. It was also nice knowing Michael Biehn was part of the voice cast since I am a forever fan due to his earlier works in the 80s.

Part of me believes that Killer of Killers would have translated well into live-action. But after thinking about it, there are facets of the animated movie that might be difficult to pull off in live-action. The production budget would have to be at least $150 million and the action scenes and fight choreography would have to be immaculate. There’s also the upside of being an animated film, it is less scrutinized by the viewers. Feats of incredible physicality and breaking the laws of physics are more digestible in animated form.

But if this was in live-action, I would cast Hannah Waddington as Ursa, Andrew Koji as Kenji and Anthony Ramos as Torres.

There are several Easter eggs scattered in the film. One notable callback is the appearance of the Spanish-made flintlock pistol belonging to French voyageur Raphael Adolini from 1715, that also appeared in Prey, which could suggest that Killer of Killers takes place before the events of Predator 2 (1990). Then the biggest Easter egg is the reveal at the end that there are hundreds of species, most likely have killed a Yautja in the past, are cryogenically frozen and one of them is Naru, our young Comanche heroine from Prey.

To elaborate on my game changer statement, I mean that with the introduction of the suspended animation element, the franchise can essentially get any human warrior, real or fictional or an unknown, from history to be in future stories. They could (and should) even use fan-favorite characters like a prime Dutch Schaefer or other pre-existing characters like Mike Harrigan, Royce and Quinn and transplant them to modern times or even in a future timeline.

Prey (2022) was generally well-received with many praising the film for its action sequences, strong lead performance, and return to the series' roots. Now we have Killer of Killers which absolutely nailed its assignment. And then there’s Dan Trachtenberg’s live-action Predator: Badlands movie coming out later in 2025. Coupled with the surprise hit Alien: Romulus (2024) and the upcoming Alien: Earth series from Noah Hawley which looks so promising, what a time to be a Predator and Alien fan once again.

RATING: 8/10

IS IT WORTH STREAMING?: Absolutely yes, especially if you are a Predator fan. One of the better Predator stories on screen and clocking at a brisk 90-minute runtime, Killer of Killers is a simple, super-fun action-horror viewing experience and builds up the Predator lore further.
 
The Last Samurai 5 out of 10

Kinda not worth watching. Could have been better if the Japanese widow was horny for Tom Cruise and had full frontal sexual relations multiple scenes and if Tom and his Japanese samurai wingman won at the end. They even had a scene where Tom stumbles upon the widow bathing at waterfall but she only had a shoulder exposed. Who bathes with clothes 98% on?

Poisoned (some sort of food safety documentary on Netflix)

Didn't finish yet. It's about E. Coli and other not so rare deadly food poisoning that could very quickly kill your internal organs and make you die and/or have a stroke and not just bloody diarrhea, etc. THIS IS A MUST WATCH for anyone who eats food. First they talked about E. Coli from undercooked Jack in the Box hamburgers where the state had a higher standard/length of cooking and various employees suggested the longer cooking at certain temperature and the corporation decided against it. Killed some little innocent children. Fed regulations did a decent job against it then E. Coli in leafy greens built some momentum via having the farms so close to land where animals eat and shit and contaminate the water used to water the leafy greens and when they interviewed a couple of gov dept big wigs, they were like we don't have authority, we can't give opinion of what congress should do about it, blah blah when innocent people are dying. Also raised the issue of how ground beef could contain meat from 400 different animals and if just one was contaminated via sloppy meat processing cutting the intestines with shit, the ground beef could be poisoned. Something to think about before buying ground meat.

Parthenope

Stumbled upon this maybe on MAX or Netflix and seems there's a scene where young couple are fully nude in front of an audience of gangster families for them to witness the sexual relations and creation of an heir. The woman has an absolutely perfect body. Margherita Aresti.
 
Had the urge to watch an old movie I haven't seen in a very long time to see how it aged, and decided on....

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Unlike most old movies I rewatch I considered them good, and feared they aged poorly.
This one I saw on VHS in 1997, and thought it was crap, but thought perhaps it was better now because of 90s style and nostalgia.

I remembered it being poor because of Rob Schneider being the most useless comedic character in the history of comedic characters, and he's also never funny.
Every close call that Dredd survives throughout the movie is either pure luck or a deus-ex-machina. Even when he's not wearing armor he still has plot-armor.

All of that is still true.
On the positive side it has the same atmosphere of future-ridiculousness that RoboCop & Starship Troopers has.
The plot... had potential... with Dredd being framed for murder and his arch-nemesis brother Rico planning it and the assassination of the Judges Council.

The flaws are mostly related to it following the 90s Action Movie formula with little deviation or originality, Rob Schneider being unfunny and useless, and Plot Armor.

This has the potential to be great then and age well into modern standards, but for reasons stated it absolutely didn't.

3/10
The move loses steam half way through (as did most of these comic book movies of the 90s) but 3 is harsh IMO.
 
Love on Delivery (Hong Kong, 1994) - 4/5
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Exiled (Hong Kong, 2006) - 4.5/5
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Yumeno Kyusaku’s Girl Hell (Japan, 1977) - 3/5
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Cluny Brown (USA, 1946) - 4.5/5
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Lilies (Canada, 1996) - 4/5

Serpico
(USA, 1973) - 3.5/5

Crime Wave
(Canada, 1985) - 3.5/5

Lost in America
(USA, 1985) - 4/5
 
Ali (2001)

This one is up there for me on the list of movies that I thought much more highly of on the rewatch. I went from being marginally disappointed with it when I saw it in theaters that December to feeling as though it is very good, to the extent that I'm somewhat befuddled over what adversely impacted my initial impression of it.

With Michael Mann movies, you usually get some really good technical work, and Ali is no exception to that. But beyond the solid direction, editing, cinematography, etc. the performances really stand out to me. Smith does great work. He embodies the confidence and bravado we associate with Ali but also showcases a quiet, introspective dignity in moments where Ali is far from the public eye. Voight does excellent work as Cossell. I very much enjoyed the dynamic between him and Smith in their scenes together. Also, with as many times as I've seen this film, it only jumped out to me now that they had worked together just a few years earlier in Enemy of the State.

The cast is uniformly good. I have to give acknowledgment to Jaime Foxx who steals pretty much every scene he is in and showcases a good blend of earnest emotion and hilarity. The scene where he tells Ali that he sold the title belt and "put it in his arm" is pretty wrenching. But another great moment from him comes during the Frazier vs. Ali fight, when Ali is eating some savage hits, gets floored, and Bundini is cheering him on and saying "nobody's hurt! Nobody's hurt" and then suddenly looks on the verge of tears, unable to keep that veneer of encouragement up out of concern for his friend.

I thought Nona Gay really commanded the screen as Ali's wife in the latter half of the film and the list of good actors contributing in supporting roles, includes Mykelti Williamson, Mario Van Peebles, Ron Silver, Barry Shabaka, Joe Morton and many others.

Perhaps the biggest criticism I can give of the film applies to many movies like this one that are centered on a real-life figure. Since there is so much potential ground to cover, the writers and filmmakers have to be selective about what they can delve into, which means that you do not necessarily get the depth of insight you might hope for. That said, I thought the curation of specific segments of Ali's life was fundamentally sound- starting with his winning the heavyweight belt and announcing his joining the NOI, highlighting his vacating the belt due to the controversy with the draft registration, and capping off with the Rumble in the Jungle.

Very well-made and entertaining.


8/10
 
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The Great Beauty (Italy, 2013)
Rating: 8.5/10


Rome. Gorgeous. Sun-bleached. Rotted from within. Early in The Great Beauty, a sweaty, raving crowd of Botox-sculpted rich Romans dances to a techno remix of “Far l’Amore.” It looks like a Dolce & Gabbana fever dream.

At the center of it all is Jep Gambardella—just turned 65—a man who once wrote a great novel. Now he’s a bon vivant drifting through decadent parties, awkward art shows, and late-night walks, pretending to be amused.

Sorrentino’s film is an aesthetic overdose—choreographed within an inch of its life and totally committed to vibes over everything else. It floats. It indulges. It’s about nothing and everything. A dreamy procession through a city stuck in a loop, led by a man haunted not by what he’s lost, but by what he might have had—and now can never quite reclaim. And time, of course, only moves in one direction.

This isn’t just a European La Dolce Vita retread (though, yes, it is that too). It’s a film about legacy and spiritual exhaustion—about how the upper crust never learned to do anything except throw increasingly lavish parties to distract from the emptiness. These people aren’t tragic; they’re barely even alive. They’re numbed. And Jep, their unofficial philosopher-king, is an antihero in the softest sense: not trying to change anything, just trying to endure the slow crush of his own disillusionment.

Indulgence is a slippery thing. Sorrentino seems to know this, which is why the film is peppered with near-satirical supporting characters: a nun who starves herself into sainthood; a performance artist who slams headfirst into an aqueduct; a child forced to paint on command, screaming through her tears while adults applaud her anguish; a Botoxed cardinal who quotes recipes instead of scripture. Sorrentino’s message—and seemingly Jep’s—is to accept and embrace that Rome is filled with both impossible beauty and meaningless spectacle.

Luca Bigazzi’s cinematography might be the real star here—it’s so luscious it’s almost narcotic. There are no throwaway shots. Every frame glows like an oil painting. You don’t watch the movie. You luxuriate in it.

The Great Beauty is overlong, occasionally smug, and absolutely ravishing. It is not for the impatient or anyone requiring an actual plot. But if you’ve ever wondered what a spiritual crisis looks like dressed in linen and bathed in golden-hour light, The Great Beauty is your answer. It’s melancholic, beautiful, and kind of hilarious. Just like life.

You’ll want to book a one-way ticket to Rome.


 
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Godzilla x Kong New Empire 6 out of 10

Saw it was leaving Netflix soon, so watched it. Probably first Godzilla movie I finished and in under two sittings. The main actress is not ugly. Story was ok. Will need to try to watch the movie right before this one in the same continuity. Didn't mind the mechanical arm support and use of melee weapon, but the spinal cord whip was a bit puzzling how the thing stayed in one piece.

A while ago tried to watch Godzilla Minus One and it was too boring so stopped a few times and didn't pick it back up. I read this was supposed to be better than Godzilla x Kong.
 
Heart Eyes--6.5/10
This is an interesting take on a slasher....Mix in a silly rom com and add a slasher element. When it's at its best, it's fun. When it's at its worst, it's absurd and stupid. It really wants to be a comedy but some of the timing and jokes just don't work. Cast is decent with some small roles from the kid from Idle hands and the gorgeous Jordana Brewster. The leads are good with an ex-Disney star in Olivia Holt. Some original kill scenes. If you are a fan of the genre, worth a watch.
 
Tried watching Fellowship Of The Ring for the first time, man it's such a gay film, I feel like I've been interfered with after watching it. Proper gaylords
 
Godzilla Minus One 6 out of 10

Finished watching this. Started really boring. Got slightly less boring. I'm guessing this got better reviews than Godzilla x Kong New Empire because the Japanese actors got more emotional scenes and the American actors swung and missed at attempts to be funny.
 
Sinners (2025)

10/10

Watched this movie twice in the last few days and enjoyed it even more the second time. I knew there would be lots of lead up prior to the vampires showing up, but honestly after second watch, I think the lead up might be even better than the second half/vampire portion. I consider this a period piece blues movie as much as anything and the music scenes were the most gripping.

The characters all had great depth, I mean damn near every single character that saw significant screen time pretty much had back story. They maybe could have added little more back story on the main vampire, I thought he did great job of owning his scenes and coming off as a vampire that had more going on in his head than your typical vampire villain.

The music scene where they splice in black music from different time periods gave me goose bumps.

The ending (including scenes during the credits) really hit it out of park and gave me a truly satisfied feeling.

I was not familiar with Ryan coogler before this film. I never saw fruitvale or creed. The first black panther was very good but the sequel sucked. But seeing as how he wrote, directed and produced this film, I’m going to look forward to what he does next.

Highly recommend and I would be surprised if this isn’t near the top of the Oscar’s lists at years end
 
Tried watching Fellowship Of The Ring for the first time, man it's such a gay film, I feel like I've been interfered with after watching it. Proper gaylords
What? Lmao, I never heard anyone call the movie gay. It was about platonic love, camaraderie and friendship. No one went broke back in a tent.
 
What? Lmao, I never heard anyone call the movie gay. It was about platonic love, camaraderie and friendship. No one went broke back in a tent.
Ah it's all shiny like a 12 year old girl filmed it on their phone with filters, it was very gay
 
Stake Land (USA, 2010)

Rating: 10/10


The American Vampire and the Agrarian Sublime: Jim Mickle’s Stake Land as a Monolithic Work of Blood and Soil

In the decades since Nosferatu slinked across the Weimar screen and into the Jungian subconscious of global cinema, no film has so radically reconceptualized the vampire mythos as Jim Mickle’s Stake Land (2010). This is not hyperbole. It is history catching up with itself.

To call Stake Land a horror film is reductive in the extreme. It is, rather, an anthropological excavation of post-industrial dread, a roadside Stations of the Cross filtered through the shattered windshield of American exceptionalism. At once a disquisition on frontier ethics and a requiem for the democratic experiment, Mickle’s magnum opus belongs less to the lineage of Blade or Underworld than to that of The Grapes of Wrath and Days of Heaven—were those films to be reimagined by Cormac McCarthy and Werner Herzog on a three-week bender of rust and blood.

Set against the bleached-out ruin of a nameless American interior—a geography that might just as easily be Kentucky or the unconscious—Stake Land follows the quietly mythic journey of Martin (Connor Paolo), an orphaned adolescent, and his taciturn protector known only as Mister (Nick Damici, in a performance that fuses Lee Marvin’s jawline with the moral clarity of a Calvinist gunslinger). Together, they traverse a spiritual wasteland populated by neo-feudal cults, vampiric insurgents, and the occasional Mennonite.

What Mickle constructs is not a dystopia but an echo chamber, one in which the moans of the undead are indistinguishable from the static of abandoned radios. The vampires here are neither romantic nor sexy; they do not glitter. They convulse, spasm, and erupt—a pathology, not a metaphor. Their grotesquerie is a repudiation of the post-Anne Rice aesthetic. These creatures don’t drink blood so much as they evacuate the very idea of civility.

Cinematographer Ryan Samul renders the American ruin with apocalyptic tenderness. Every frame bleeds amber and ash, suggesting a visual continuity with Terrence Malick’s Badlands but stripped of transcendence. There is no grace here—only grit. And yet, within the stoic silences and the gorgeously decaying mise-en-scène, Stake Land proposes a radical thesis: that vampirism, long a symbol of aristocratic decay, is now the byproduct of populist rage.

It is impossible to ignore the film’s prescient political subtext. Released at the twilight of the Bush era but anticipating the discontents of Trumpism, Stake Land imagines a nation in freefall, clinging to guns, God, and whatever purity might still be found in the untainted marrow of its youth. The religious militia known as The Brotherhood—equal parts Jim Jones and Jerry Falwell—are not merely antagonists. They are the natural consequence of a nation abandoned by institutions, possessed only by its most literal scriptures and its most performative masculinity.

And then, of course, there is the score—Jeff Grace’s haunting minimalist elegy, which plays like an Appalachian lullaby for a dying species. It punctuates the film’s long stretches of silence, not so much underscoring action as providing a sonic blanket for a culture caught in its own slow extinction.

One must resist the temptation to call Stake Land “gritty” or “realistic”—as if these descriptors had any currency in the cinema of myth. What Mickle has achieved is something far greater and far more unsettling: a vampire film that behaves like a national epic. This is Beowulf with fangs. The Odyssey in flannel. And like all great national epics, it ends not with triumph but with the melancholy persistence of survival.

That Stake Land remains underappreciated is no surprise. True works of art often are. But in time—perhaps when the last mall has crumbled and the final presidential debate is broadcast by flare light—we will recognize it for what it is: not merely the best vampire film ever made, but perhaps the last one that mattered.



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Faceless (Netflix) 7 out of 10

Watched it because it has a very pretty Japanese actress who isn't flatchested and the description said nudity. Turns out this is a Japanese movie very similar to Harrison Ford Fugitive. There's one scene that seemed to be shot in one continuous shot where the guy jumps off balcony and lands on his back on roof of car and badly smashing the roof, then runs away and jumps over bridge into the water.
 
I have the whole theater to myself about to watch Bring Her Back.

Will rate & review after.

I thought it was alright. Theres a really good scene that is bloody and brutal, one good scare and one death i did enjoy seeing but thats really it. Not a bad movie at all just not a good movie or horror movie.

I wasn't the biggest fan of talk to me or Australian horror in general but its worth checking out if it's free. Wouldn't ever pay to see it or buy it but i would check it out again.

Never heard of Sally Hawkins but she was the stand out in the film. Good performance.

I'd give it a high 6/10
 
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Watched a pretty good post apocalyptic action thriller last night, It's called Elevation and it stars Anthony Mackie and a few other people as some of the last humans on Earth after huge giant scorpion wolf killing beasts invade the planet and quickly decimate 95% of the planet's population in only a few weeks


But here's the rub, for some reason these unstoppable murder machines of death cant go past 8,000 feet elevation so the only people left alive are scattered about in random mountain towns all over the globe and every day is a new fight for survival


Dun! Dun! Dunnnnnn...


Im a fan of Anthony Mackie and he does a solid job here, like he usually does, the blonde chick actress is really good also, she's like a Tremu version of Florence Pugh but in a good way, didnt care for the other chick too much but she wasnt supposed to be likeable so I guess she got the job done


There was a whole lot of gorgeous Rocky Mountain scenery and I dug that very much, the CGI monsters looked kinda cheap but not too bad for the level of movie this was


There was some really solid action, including a heart racing chase scene on a Sky Ride and my carnival loving ass popped good for that, the story was intriguing enough to keep you interested, everything moved at a quick pace and they wrapped it all up in 90 minutes so it never seemed to drag


The ending was predictable but serviceable and didnt take away from the thrilling ride we just went on, absolutely loved the final scene


All in all, it was a solid Redbox Saturday Night type action flick that aint gonna win any awards but aint gonna make you wish you had that 90 minutes back, either



Available to stream on HBO Max



4.7 Thumbs Up Outta 7




 
Watched a pretty good post apocalyptic action thriller last night, It's called Elevation and it stars Anthony Mackie and a few other people as some of the last humans on Earth after huge giant scorpion wolf killing beasts invade the planet and quickly decimate 95% of the planet's population in only a few weeks


But here's the rub, for some reason these unstoppable murder machines of death cant go past 8,000 feet elevation so the only people left alive are scattered about in random mountain towns all over the globe and every day is a new fight for survival


Dun! Dun! Dunnnnnn...


Im a fan of Anthony Mackie and he does a solid job here, like he usually does, the blonde chick actress is really good also, she's like a Tremu version of Florence Pugh but in a good way, didnt care for the other chick too much but she wasnt supposed to be likeable so I guess she got the job done


There was a whole lot of gorgeous Rocky Mountain scenery and I dug that very much, the CGI monsters looked kinda cheap but not too bad for the level of movie this was


There was some really solid action, including a heart racing chase scene on a Sky Ride and my carnival loving ass popped good for that, the story was intriguing enough to keep you interested, everything moved at a quick pace and they wrapped it all up in 90 minutes so it never seemed to drag


The ending was predictable but serviceable and didnt take away from the thrilling ride we just went on, absolutely loved the final scene


All in all, it was a solid Redbox Saturday Night type action flick that aint gonna win any awards but aint gonna make you wish you had that 90 minutes back, either



Available to stream on HBO Max



4.7 Thumbs Up Outta 7





Interesting premise and beautiful scenery indeed. But this movie legit made me mad with how awful it was. I guess I wasn’t able to shut my brain off enough to ignore the flaws. The writing , the dialogue, the emotions and actions from the actors were just so non sensical that I couldn’t ignore it
 
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