Rank the comedians in the roganverse

What's truly sad is that as shitty as half those guys are, they all smoke Rogan in his stand up skills.
No they don't.

Callen, Diaz, and TJ Miller all suck, and Schaub is literally the worst stand-up of all time.

Comedy is subjective so I get you may disagree on some of those, but on no planet can you say Schaub is funnier than Rogan
 
No they don't.

Callen, Diaz, and TJ Miller all suck, and Schaub is literally the worst stand-up of all time.

Comedy is subjective so I get you may disagree on some of those, but on no planet can you say Schaub is funnier than Rogan
i meant to say that half of those guys smoke rogan, not every single one of them. Schaub isn't funny at all and neither is Rogan.
 
Of his buddies? He is pretty close and hangs with Segura, Callen, GIllis, Normand, Shaffir, Hinchcliffe. These are the guys worth mentioning anyways.

I would go with Segura, Gillis, Shaffir as the level above the rest!
 
  1. Shane Gillis
  2. Joe Rogan
  3. Tom Segura
  4. Theo Von
  5. Tony Hinchcliff
  6. Chris D'Elia
  7. Ari Shaffir
  8. Bert Kreischer
  9. Bryan Callen
  10. Joey Diaz
  11. Brendan Schaub
 
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They're all pretty shit at standup but Bryan Callen's old podcast Ten Minute Podcast with Will Sasso and Chris D'Elia is hysterical. One of the funniest podcasts ever imo.


Yeah, it really is. Especially the episode where Bobby Lee is pretending to be a human trafficker from Thailand. He says he went to prison and had to get surgery after the Samoan's ripped his ass open because they're thick but not long {<jordan}
 
Yeah, it really is. Especially the episode where Bobby Lee is pretending to be a human trafficker from Thailand. He says he went to prison and had to get surgery after the Samoan's ripped his ass open because they're thick but not long {<jordan}

The old British lady that liked to get locked in a glass tube stands out.
 
They are all shit, including Rogan. Calling them "comedians" is an insult to humor itself.
 
So I am not the only one that does not find Diaz funny?

Shaffir had a stand up I saw a few years back that was funny.
Gillis makes me laugh at times.
Theo Von I find quite likeable and I think has a lot of potential due to his uniqueness. Give him time.

None of the others.
 
Based on stand-up:

Shane Gillis
Tom Segura
Bert Kreischer
Ari Shaffir
Joe Rogan
Bryan Callen
Joey Diaz
Theo Von
Brendan Schaub

I'm not ranking Hinchcliff or Dillon because I genuinely don't believe they're talented stand-ups. Hinchcliff is okay as a roaster but that's pretty much it. Dillon is just not funny and I don't understand why Rogan thinks he's God's gift to comedy. Rogan actually claimed that Dillon's a better ranter than Bill Burr. That's just fucking ludicrous. I also don't get Theo. He's so painfully shticky, he's a walking bit and it's one note and not funny, plus he's not very smart so he's not fast on his feet, he's always stammering and searching for the bit and when he finally finds it it's just some dumb redneck non sequitur.

I'll also say that Shane's "Beautiful Dogs" special is the best special that any of these guys have done in years. Segura was the best of the bunch but he's fallen off of late. His first two specials, "Completely Normal" and "Mostly Stories," are phenomenal, but everything after that's topped out at a B+ at best. Normand's first YouTube special was also amazing, while "Soup to Nuts" was a bit of a letdown. And Ari's "Jew" is a masterpiece, right there behind Shane's as one of the best specials in recent memory.

But the New York crowd has really put the LA crowd to shame the last few years. Mark Normand, Joe List, Sam Morril, Shane, Dan Soder, Big Jay (and the Legion of Skanks), Chris Distefano, Yannis Pappas, Andrew Schulz, Are You Garbage...way funnier podcasts and way funnier stand-ups. Your Mom's House is pretty lame these days, 2Bears is barely even the same show, Tigerbelly's a different show and Bad Friends was never my favorite (Santino bugs me and Bobby's stuck in neutral). Adam Ray is really the only LA guy making good, while Rick Glassman is the most underrated podcaster in the game and also a hell of an actor who I hope has big things coming. But I'm all in on the NYC pods and that much more vibrant and talent-rich comedy scene these days. And I've been marathoning Legion of Skanks from the beginning all the way to the present and GODDAMN if that's not the best pod going. BIg Jay can riff like nobody else and Luis is a riot, and the guests they have on, the format/environment of the show, they've produced so much gold, from the AI stand-up shit to Soder pranking the Fox News chick with his Chappelle impression and their creation of what's now Story Warz.
 
Almost every comedian mentioned in this thread is fucking terrible.
 
3,5,1,2,4


6 isn’t a comedian

Gillis is funny and coming into his own.
Normand has some really good sets
Tom and Bert are fucking terrible
Bobby Lee is atrocious
Santino has some funny stuff
D’elia is a :eek::eek::eek::eek: ass
 
I hate myself for actually thinking that the little twink Tony Hinchcliffe is funny at times.
 
rogan is not even a comedian anymore. his latest disaster, burn the boats, was absolutely terrible. it took trump getting on his podcast before his victory to save joe's reputation. at the time, joe was in shambles and even trump was talking shit about him. how quickly people forget lol. joe is a social commentator masquerading as a comedian.
 
I cant even rank them they are all terrible comedians but to be fair it has been years i ever given them a shot. Some of them are good podcasters like Rogan but not particularly for his humor. Diaz can be funny on podcasts as well as Callen. Tony is good at roasts but his standup was always painful to watch. Schaubs standup has been used by the Military for torture methods with 100 percent success rate so thank him for his service and keeping america safe.

it seems they're all in one way or another real dirty-type comedians, trying to navigate this social media jungle of cancellations and bad press. if these guys were doing stand-up in the 90's with the rules of that time, they'd be killing it! i kind of feel bad for them because current society has neutered lots of comedians. people forget some of the shit andrew dice clay used to do. oh man lol.
 
1. Chappelle
2. Burr
3. Stanhope
4. Dice
5. Gillis
6. Donell Rawlings
7. Shaffir
8. Ms. Pat
9. Segura
10. Rogan
 
it seems they're all in one way or another real dirty-type comedians, trying to navigate this social media jungle of cancellations and bad press. if these guys were doing stand-up in the 90's with the rules of that time, they'd be killing it! i kind of feel bad for them because current society has neutered lots of comedians. people forget some of the shit andrew dice clay used to do. oh man lol.
I dont think that is the issue so have to disagree. Some of these comedians are funny off the cuff but as soon as they make a special and they have to think to hard on jokes they kill all the fun in it.
 
I dont think that is the issue so have to disagree. Some of these comedians are funny off the cuff but as soon as they make a special and they have to think to hard on jokes they kill all the fun in it.

yeah, i agree with you. though i think when these guys first started, they were the dirty comedians i'm talking about. joe rogan used to actually be funny, when he was his raunchy self. lots of the guys in rogan's crew he knew from way back when, so they're cut from the same cloth. my two cents, only seeing from afar.
 
I don’t really consume stand up specials. But as far as conversationally funny on podcasts, the one that puzzles me the most is probably Kreischer. I don’t think I’ve heard him say anything funny or witty even once. Just random laughing until he cries at every little thing and taking his shirt off. I guess he must be a nice guy to have around , because I don’t see the the appeal comedically.
 
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Ari Shaffir, Joe Rogan, Tony Hinchcliff, Bryan Callen, Joey Diaz, Brendan Schaub
 
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