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[Corrado Soprano]

Tito cut the best onion… of the night. Warning this video is more difficult to watch than the most brutal UFC knockout.

 

[Pechan]

Nothing like a little blood on my onion, will be traveling to his location to try his delicious mexican food, just like my abuelita used to make.

 

[PhilMcCavity]

This guy is actually retarded

 

[Corrado Soprano]

 

[Qays Stetkevich]

"So here, I always like to put my finger under the knife and remove it at the last second during *each* slice."

 

[Mr.Maelstrom]

So what you're a black belt in onions?

 

[Daniel Henry]

Old video but still gets a laugh outta me

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

Difficult to cut slices in an onion when it's a full sphere, you need to cut in half so you have a good base.

BTW this is the thread I didn't know i needed

 

[Marko Polo]

This guy is actually retarded

I think it’s a shtick honestly… it has to be, surely?

 

[Chubi]

He cuts onion two days of the week, so six days a week.

 

[Leonard Haid]

I was expecting something stupid, but he did a good job. So where's the humor?

 

[Bobby Boulders]

I'm still miffed that he didn't lose a finger

 

[JoeganMoldberg]

I think it’s a shtick honestly… it has to be, surely?

Bro is risking cutting off the tips of his fingers for a shtick.

 

[JoeganMoldberg]

Tito opened a Mexican restaurant and put Big Mac Tacos on the menu....
<{cruzshake}>

 

[EndlessCritic]

Tito Ortiz desperately wanted people to remember him for his intelligence, and not just being a fighter.

Unfortunately, he succeeded beyond his wildest imagination.

 

[Marko Polo]

Tito Ortiz desperately wanted people to remember him for his intelligence, and not just being a fighter.

Unfortunately, he succeeded beyond his wildest imagination.

Brilliant

 

[filthybliss]

God, this guy is such a lovable retard, its impressive.

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

"If I was an onion I would fight in the onion ring" - Tito Ortiz

 

[Deleted member 585708]

Tito cut the best onion… of the night. Warning this video is more difficult to watch than the most brutal UFC knockout.

This is a classic.

I'm still puzzled why he's using a machete, though.

 

[KAZSoliloquy]

old video but still one of the most hilarious human beings to ever grace MMA