Media *** Random Tito Ortiz Videos MEGA THREAD ***

[baba2008]

I always let my butler cut my onions. Was this the wrong way?

I hope your mother doesn’t surf Sherdog and see how you refer to her.

 

[Big Tuppy Hole]

Tito is a literal ogre of a human being in regards to the way he understands the world work. It's like glimpsing into the mind of a mad man.

Hes a successful idiot with no self awareness, his ignorance is bliss.

 

[MigitAs]

Is he reaching for them grapes and playing that violin with the cheese and wine?

 

[Dirty Frank]

 

[Laheys'Liquorland]

My fingers are in pain.

 

[Tapatio]

Gotta be trollin. Can't be that stupid.

 

[NicholasJBasile]

Tito Ortiz demonstrates how to cut an onion.

"Dad, why do the enchiladas taste like blood?"

 

[weed]

 

[Poirierfan]

Tito Ortiz demonstrates how to cut an onion.

Was posted WAY WAY back, but still good.

 

[wufabufa]

I cut six of my fingers off, actually six of my fingers off. Five fingers a hand, I’ll cut three fingers off. One of those hands I will cut two fingers off my hand. So, six fingers a hand I will be cutting off

 

[I WILL CUT YOU]

Holy shit, that was scary.

I've been a chef for nearly 25 years, and this is absolutely how you cut your fingers off.

Literally everything is wrong from the knife he chose to use, to his free hand positioning, and technique... He didnt even peel them.

You kinda do look like Anthony Bourdain

 

[Buff]

https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/watching-tito-cut-onions-is-stressful-af.4275681/

Classic thread.

Tito Ortiz cuts onions like Ronda Rousey boxes.

 

[Buff]

You kinda do look like Anthony Bourdain

My all time hero.

Apart from Bas Rutten.

 

[I WILL CUT YOU]

My all time hero.

Apart from Bas Rutten.

One tenderizes liver, the other cooks it!

Not a chef, but I used to own a cheesecake bakery.

Spoiler

 

[Hdfi]

I have never cut onions that way. I'll try next time. It looks easier and more efficient.

 

[Corrado Soprano]

Did anyone not notice Tito cut himself? There’s blood on his finger.

 

[I WILL CUT YOU]

Did anyone not notice Tito cut himself? There’s blood on his finger.

It's because he broke his skull in training

 

[caketime21]

"I cut onions three times a week every day, and once in the weekend on Saturday and Sunday" - Oito Tortiz.

 

[Roids]

lmao that's ono the funniest things I have seen, it looks like a parody.

He should make a youtube series titled "Tito doing things" and it's just him doing everyday run of the mill shit. I'd watch

That would be a big hit.

 

[Ironheart]

Get this fucking mook a Slapchop