Media *** Random Tito Ortiz Videos MEGA THREAD ***

[kenetics]

It's called caring you piece of shit.

Not sure if serious.

 

[Pancake Sprawl]

So self-aware and so eager to outlive his children.

he wants to watch his kids grow and then die. give him a break.

 

[CerebralKnievel]

Sometimes you wonder how does one open his mouth and blurt out the stupidest things like ”I want to outlive my children”… Every time. Unbelievable. Tito is a treasure.

"I want to outlive my children," is at least a comprehensible statement, if perhaps an odd one.

(Yes, naturally, I think he did misspeak, but he unintentionally blurted out a logical comment regardless)

 

[LindyBrah]

He should’ve retired after the Bader win, or at least when he subbed Shlemenko in Bellator.

 

[icemun]

Whats even crazier , people think Tito was fit to hold any type of public office.

Its a strange time

 

[Crash-override]

It's called caring you piece of shit.

Yeah, you are cringe!! Tough too <45>

Look at him, and say you're fine boy!

 

[LindyBrah]

He should’ve retired after the Bader win, or at least when he subbed Schlemenko

 

[mahavishnunj]

Crazy to think he's still... relatively active. haha. But seriously, people like to insult his intelligence all the time, but it takes a little bit more than a dumbass to become a champion... At anything, really. Of course he's slower in the head now since he has more mileage than most of us. But usually even the "cream of the crop" at a video game is a little smarter than your average player. Just 'cause he says dumb stuff doesn't mean he's stupid. We all say dumb stuff. He just gets judged more 'cause most MMA fans are the type of people that like to talk $hit from their computer.

Nah, he really is dumb as shit.

 

[jozer_DC]

I want Tito threads posted 5 times a week two times a day and then 3 days a week I want them posted once a day. So I want 12 posts about Tito each week.

Did he really need to crinkle it with the left before smeshing with the right?

 

[hogwash]

I wanna tell me

 

[checktheknuckles]

Sometimes you wonder how does one open his mouth and blurt out the stupidest things like ”I want to outlive my children”… Every time. Unbelievable. Tito is a treasure.

Tito is the GOAT troll. He be giving us some hardcore troll jobs, thats for sure. The one recent one about the Gregor McConner was when he showed his hand. Tito did that on purpose.

 

[MuffinsAppletree]

Did he really need to crinkle it with the left before smeshing with the right?

He’s asserting his dominance

 

[MuffinsAppletree]

When one smashes a juice box instead of a can in front on their opponent. It is the sign of ultimate disrespect. It’s like the triple dog dare of disrespect.

Tito is the type of guy to wear a Ralphie is my biotch T shirt.

 

[TheSecretOne]

Was it tito that said "the best fighter of the night"? Cant remember.

 

[Fedora Millionankles]

Please, let's not have yet another thread in which people are quoting the same Tito quotes that has been quoted over and over and over.

Dude, you sound like you’re reaching for those grapes and your lack of punctuation leads me to believe that you can’t even put together a fucking sentence.

 

[Dantemundus]

 

[big franklin]

Tito Ortiz demonstrates how to cut an onion.

 

[13Seconds]

https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/watching-tito-cut-onions-is-stressful-af.4275681/

 

[pride_rules]

@Joshuaace

just wtf

 

[ArtardFiesta]

Pretty sure one day tito will marry lauren bobert