Media *** Random Tito Ortiz Videos MEGA THREAD ***

[Dirty Frank]

Tito doesn't want to stay in the fight game forever. He accepts that he's taken a lot of damage and had major surgeries. It's good he showed some self awareness.

So self-aware and so eager to outlive his children.

 

[Sweater of AV]

Most of the fuck ups get edited out.

Be more specific. I pray to god you’re not claiming everyone else’s fuck ups are edited out but Tito’s are left in.

 

[Fire Belly]

Can we start a petition or something to get Tito his own reality TV show?

 

[tomjones]

So self-aware and so eager to outlive his children.

Every father wants to outlive their children. lol

 

[ChimRichalds]

I've often wondered what Tito's inner monologue sounds like.

 

[World eater]

Every father wants to outlive their children. lol

 

[markantony20]

Sigma

Male

Grindset

 

[Dirty Frank]

Every father wants to outlive their children. lol

 

[Fioretti]

Be more specific. I pray to god you’re not claiming everyone else’s fuck ups are edited out but Tito’s are left in.

Most celebrities, or people in front of cameras regularly, will make sure their fuck ups are edited out and/or not published. Tito may not even be aware of his fuck ups, but most are, and would likely insist on editing them out. We've heard some pretty questionable things from other fighters too, don't forget, but we all know Tito is a cunning linguist.

 

[Dirty Frank]

Please, let's not have yet another thread in which people are quoting the same Tito quotes that has been quoted over and over and over.

They never get old though.

 

[FriskyRandy]

Please, let's not have yet another thread in which people are quoting the same Tito quotes that has been quoted over and over and over.

You clicked on it..

 

[El Che]

My dad got me into MMA/UFC in the late 90's. He still laughs at the fact that Ken is so bad on the mic he made Tito (and us) laugh so much.

 

[StonedLemur]

Damn that dude is dumb.

 

[Belaya Smert]

No one ever talks about the positives of AI like allowing a Tito to Human translator to unlock the Ortiz Enigma.

 

[StonedLemur]

No, it doesn't happen to everyone. I'm not saying that everyone is the same. Jesus Christ.

Tito has an endless reel of "tender sentiments of retardation".

 

[HerpDerp]

It happens all the time. Except you and I don't have a camera in our faces when we blurt out stupid things, which normal people do on a regular basis, just as Tito.

WTF?

I don't know exactly what kind of "normal people" you are surrounded with, but if you ask me, Tito makes the average retirement home resident sound like Shakespeare.

 

[theleerygoose]

Why are you posting a video from 12 years ago?

 

[Benoitthegr8]

Tito’s been the people’s champ of the night since 1997

 

[StonedLemur]

I'm not so sure about that.

Remember back in elementary school when someone was always mocked for saying stupid shit? Most of the time it wasn't stupider than what anyone else would say all the time - it was simply noticed cuz you had established that this one person was the one to be singled out.

Same with Tito.

No, its not the same, Tito is dumber than dogshit.

 

[Taric]

God put me on this earth to be a tool.
~Tito Ortiz