Media *** Random Tito Ortiz Videos MEGA THREAD ***

[Flower2dPeople]

 

[WoozyFailGuy]

Truly the least eloquent human being produced west of the Mississippi.

 

[Pequeño Corey]

One man girl of the night

 

[tasticles]

Meh. Considering he has CTE and was born dumb that wasn't too bad for Tito.

 

[Yep]

2024, baby! He can be what he wants

 

[Broke Lester]

Big deal, I'm a wife husband of one.

 

[Poirierfan]

Tito and Schaub are running a tight race these days.

 

[reddhelium]

Is he saying one man-girl, or one-man girl?

 

[Vulve]

my boy tito has adhd im convinced of that
give this guy some adderall ffs

 

[TheFlamingFist]

Didn’t he say some shit like he wanted to outlive his children? Lmfao

 

[Shaolin Alan]

Liberal-Woke Tito is born!!

 

[Fight Professor]

He is gender fluid.

 

[DrRodentia]

The absolute king of unintentional comedy

 

[BKMMAFAN]

6 days of the week, I'll be a 1 guy girl 3 days a week. 1 of those days, I'll be a 1 guy girl 2 days a week. So, 6 days a week I'm a 1 guy girl.

 

[sonhow]

Old mature, one man girl Tito Ortiz

 

[Spath]

My brain refused to read that as a ”one-man girl” and it took some time to register. What’s funny in that? One girl man. No, brain, it’s f-king Tito and he manages to get everything ass backwards, to outlive his children etc

 

[Dirty Frank]

The gift that keeps on giving. Might be his best line, yet!

At this point I'm inclined to believe that this is actually Tito's shtick all along. He must have a bevy of these wacky phrases practiced and all lined up for every interview.
Yeah we laugh and mock him for it but he's remained relevant due to these verbal shenanigans somehow. We keep talking about him because of it even years into his retirement.





Nahhhh... he's just a dumbass.

 

[Chael_Sonnen]

Tell us another jackal story Tito.

 

[Vulve]

hes not stupid
and even if he is, rockhold is a thousand time stupider than tito and doesnt get half the shit that tito gets online

 

[filthybliss]

Tell us another jackal story Tito.

you are a fucking punk, dude