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[Tito Tapped]

Name 1 fighter with the balls to do this today? Tito was about that life.

 

[wrestlefan]

Nick Diaz so what you're a black belt in jiu jitsu.

 

[Jibsta69]

Diaz looking 5’10”-5’11” there. Tito can’t be much over 6’2”—if at all.

Just a weird angle.

you do shrink as you age

 

[Spiderbite]

If Rob Wells didn't play Ricky from Trailer Park Boys, Tito Ortiz would have been the next logical choice.

They wouldn't have needed to script it. They could've gotten two birds stoned at once.

 

[chinarice]

They wouldn't have needed to script it. They could've gotten two birds stoned at once.

Worst case Ontario, they get a whole slew of new Rickyisms, completely improv'ed

 

[mahavishnunj]

Name 1 fighter with the balls to do this today? Tito was about that life.

The only thing is-you know there's no way Tito came up with even that low level shit back then on his own. Wasn't that right after the "GAY Mezger" shirt? Get it? It's like his name "Guy", but you change one letter and it's "Gay"!

 

[scoobster]

Makes you wonder if he really called him "Nick" the whole night when they were there

Guarantee if that happened even once Nate would tell him straight

 

[Spath]

Maybe he thought Nick was short for Nathan like Jim is kinda short for James.. Or Jimothy. Or Dick for Richard

 

[BEATDOWNS]

 

[Royce's Gi]

The only thing is-you know there's no way Tito came up with even that low level shit back then on his own. Wasn't that right after the "GAY Mezger" shirt? Get it? It's like his name "Guy", but you change one letter and it's "Gay"!

Or like when Chael Sonnen says "They don't call me The Bad Guy for nothing", which Tito replies.... "Bad Girl!"

How witty

 

[mahavishnunj]

Or like when Chael Sonnen says "They don't call me The Bad Guy for nothing", which Tito replies.... "Bad Girl!"

How witty

Lol, I don't remember that, was that the juice box interview? I didn't get the juice box thing for awhile either, that had to be explained to me. I guess I really am slower than Tito.

 

[Phisher]

 

[swimba]

Tito tells me how I’m feeling right now.

I want you to tell you how you're feeling me right now?

 

[rearnakedchoke]

Y’all just jealous you won’t outlive your kids.

 

[linvillegorge]

Lately? When has Tito not been struggling? He's just really, really dumb. I don't say that to be mean. He's just not an intelligent person.

 

[Spiderbite]

Worst case Ontario, they get a whole slew of new Rickyisms, completely improv'ed

Exactly.

 

[BenjaminDuffy]

Diaz looking 5’10”-5’11” there. Tito can’t be much over 6’2”—if at all.

Just a weird angle.

Am I missing the joke here?

 

[krelianx]

Funnily enough, Nate is even dumber than Tito.

 

[WildShrimper]

Funnily enough, Nate is even dumber than Tito.

But he's not a mature young yet, one day he'll outlive his children

 

[Reptile_Bong_Hit]

Am I missing the joke here?

Was all tongue-in-cheek, brother.

But to be fair, the height difference is only about an inch or two away from looking shooped!