Quick jokes

[Clippy]

Let's load this thread up with quick reading jokes in rapid fire! I'll go first

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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

- Right where you left him.

 

[Jar of Flies]

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Eileen.

What do you call an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene.

 

[Clippy]

Did you hear about the indian who drank too much tea?

- they found him dead in his teapee

 

[powerBJJ]

what do you tell a women with two black eyes?

nothing you already told her twice

 

[FeloniousMonk]

A quick joke?


-Intercourse with TS

 

[Thai Domi]

What do you call that useless mass of skin around a vagina?


A woman.

 

[ClubFoot]

What's green and sits in the corner?

A naughty frog.

 

[HunterIII]

Clippy

 

[Stump]

What's the best way to get down off an elephant?

You don't get down off an elephant, you get down off a goose

 

[Stump]

Where do kings hide their armies?

In their sleeveies

 

[Stump]

What kind of bees give milk?

Boobies

 

[HARRISON_3]

Where do kings hide their armies?

In their sleeveies

Lol, took me a second

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

How can you spot the blind man at the nudist resort

C'mon...it isnt hard...

 

[ProBoxingInsidr]

how do you catch a squirrel?

climb up a tree and act like a nut

 

[Simian Raticus]

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

 

[odog]

What did the drunk paper clip say to the magnet?



"Maybe it's just the booze talking, but I find you really attractive."

 

[Lovestorm]

Hear the one about the gay cowboy?

He rode into town and shot up the sheriff.

 

[Jesus Freak]

@Forum Sentinal

L...O...L!

 

[ProBoxingInsidr]

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

Only takes one nail to hang the picture.



too soon?

 

[Rav1nHunter]

What do you call a Greek falling off a roof - Condescending