PWD 658: #MyBusiness edition

[Michaelangelo]

Well maybe it's not a good idea for a "journalist" to try and smear the reputation of a Saudi prince. Kay. Fabe.
Meanwhile, the Saudis have basically been waging genocide on Yemen since March 2015 (with funding and weapons from the US and Europe) but no one cares about that.

it’s like if you’re gonna talk shit about a fascist dictatorship; get a pen name, dawg

 

[Michaelangelo]

that’s his O face when he’s with that blood sucking leech of a witch

 

[Stargazer Rex]

@Michaelangelo You like raw oysters?

 

[Stargazer Rex]

that’s his O face when he’s with that blood sucking leech of a witch

I'm gonna fucking kill her

 

[Michaelangelo]

@Michaelangelo You like raw oysters?

don’t worry, the hot sauce will kill the bacteria amirite?

 

[Stargazer Rex]

don’t worry, the hot sauce will kill the bacteria amirite?

I ate a raw oyster and got food poisoning, never again. I'd rather eat human flesh.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

 

[Wariowokecancel]

Well maybe it's not a good idea for a "journalist" to try and smear the reputation of a Saudi prince. Kay. Fabe.
Meanwhile, the Saudis have basically been waging genocide on Yemen since March 2015 (with funding and weapons from the US and Europe) but no one cares about that.

This is true. But if I start ranting, J Dawg is going to send a drone strike on my Pomeranian.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

This is true. But if I start ranting, J Dawg is going to send a drone strike on my Pomeranian.

Nah, he's in Antarctica right now. Don't ask why.

 

[Wariowokecancel]

Some days it easy to understand other days it’s like lakerspeak to an extent, sometimes I get the gist other times not a clue

Punctuation, grammar, subtle irony, double meaning, blatant self-deprecating sarcasm - which is a primitive form of humor unless used against yourself as a form of taking the piss, and just not talking standardized forum ‘Merican’, right, you know, like and you know. You know.

 

[Wariowokecancel]

Nah, he's in Antarctica right now. Don't ask why.

If there’s a stealth crow attack on my doggie, I’m coming for J Dawg.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

If there’s a stealth crow attack on my doggie, I’m coming for J Dawg.

I looked into getting a raven as a pet, but it's against federal regulations unless you have a special permit. And the kid loses again...

 

[BEAST]

Most unfortunate incident of a daughter looking too much like her dad. (Unless you are Ricochet who probably jerks off to Robert Z'Dar)

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Most unfortunate incident of a daughter looking too much like her dad. (Unless you are Ricochet who probably jerks off to Robert Z'Dar)

I'd fuck both of them

 

[squirrelynuts]

He’s gay

Punctuation, grammar, subtle irony, double meaning, blatant self-deprecating sarcasm - which is a primitive form of humor unless used against yourself as a form of taking the piss, and just not talking standardized forum ‘Merican’, right, you know, like and you know. You know.

Will Raw be any good though

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Oh my goodness!

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Oh my goodness!

They look so soft.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

They look so soft.

I wanna squeeze them while I’m hitting it from behind, if you know what I’m saying

 

[BEAST]

 

[Stargazer Rex]

I wanna squeeze them while I’m hitting it from behind, if you know what I’m saying