Are You A Conspiracy Theorist?

[Caesar_Of_Uranus]

The first conspiracy theory i investigated was 9/11 and I was shocked, fully believed it was an inside job etc. Now I don't think so (few unanswered questions though) but I don't believe in a lot of them these days. I do however believe someone had Jeffrey Epstein killed and it wasn't suicide, I don't even know that qualifies as a conspiracy theory now.

Love the avatar. Tony Iommi is a hero of mine.

 

[Fedorgasm]

I don't believe in all the stupid crazy shit like the flat earth or aliens being hidden from us, but I do believe that super rich people pull all sorts of strings to rig the game.

Doesn't even feel like a conspiracy to me, but rather human nature

 

[Kratos94]

I like the Qanon belief that Trump is targeting trafficking rings around the world, it never fails to make me laugh.

 

[mozfonky]

no, but I find a lot of them interesting and I do believe that the reality we're told to believe in doesn't cover all of reality.

I've read about lizard people for years and of course scoffed but it's still interesting when someone like an official Epstein victim like Juliette Bryant, claims she saw him shapeshift and insisted Jeffrey had no drugs around and she was not on anything. Very interesting.

I love it all, even when it's bullshit, but I don't think all of it is. UFO's, sasquatch, BEK's some of this shit is real.

 

[mozfonky]

They're not really theories, they're the actual facts of how the world really works, some of us just figured it out before everyone else

@SurferH2O

it's nuts how some of this shit sure looks awful suspicious, cheese pizza? shortand for k-porn. Pizzagate? Drinking blood for adrenochrome? Now reports of bodies on epstein's property are on the news.

We are in pivotal, strange times, where reality as we knew it is seeming to veer off into other directions.

 

[MrBean]

"Conspiracy Theorist" used to be the brand name for people who were preppers, had CB radios listening to every signal and believed the Pyramids were space-ships.

That said, language fails us and just like "The N word" - as language evolves, people adopt words and titles to claim them, belittle the impact or take an ethical in some kind of label.

I'm definitely a borderline conspiracy theorist, not quite of the classical nature but of the "sure, it's possible" nature. With exceptions of absolute lunacy.

So, whilst I'm really a non-believer in the "it's a chemtrail" for every line in the sky, I'm not averse to some kind of closely related theory for certain places in the world.
Whilst I think USA probably landed on The Moon, I've nothing to invest my absolute belief in it, given the history of government-wide lies for entire populations.

And Earth is DEFINITELY spherical.

 

[THEfightsAREfixed]

sure, I guess you could say “big time”

 

[MichiganMMA1978]

it is until someone explicitly says Prince Andrew fucked a baby duck while Ellen and Oprah ate a babies face

I feel you are mistaken on what he was even arrested for…

The arrest relates to allegations that he shared confidential, sensitive government information with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein while serving as a UK trade envoy.

 

[HUGHPHUG]

I feel you are mistaken on what he was even arrested for…

The arrest relates to allegations that he shared confidential, sensitive government information with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein while serving as a UK trade envoy.

I thought it was something financial but I tend to not read anything about those nonces in royalty

They're all fucking each other and their kids

 

[HUGHPHUG]

Speaking of royals fucking kids, anyone have the video of the naked child climbing from Buckingham palace window?

 

[Monkadelic]

WTC7 twisted my melon for some time.

But then came the rise of icanhascheeseburger and I got distracted.

 

[nostradumbass]

I have felt like we are ong overdue for a rebranding.




I propose:

Conspiracy realist

"Coincidence" observer

Or

(Conspiracy Theories -->) Coming Attractions

I like how the standard play was always to cobble together the nuttiest strawman

"Oh yeah ok nutjob, I'm sure there is a ruling class of satanic perverts trafficking kids". Cut to a few years later...




Did you know the dude who showed up to that pizza shop in DC and happened to only shoot a hard drive and all he had to say after was "well I was so convinced this was true but it's definitely not", was just shot and killed by police last month like a week before the Epstein files came out? Epstein's emails have like 800 something mentions of "pizza and grape soda" in really weird contexts, like a doctor who's now a pharma executive prescribing him boner pills over text and telling him "after you take them, wash your hands and let's go get some pizza and grape soda".


So I definitely still want to know what in the flying fuck is up with Hillary Clinton's campaing chairman's "artwork collection" of prepubescent kids being tied up and and covering their bloody asses in a drained pool.

 

[jeff7b9]

I like how the standard play was always to cobble together the nuttiest strawman

"Oh yeah ok nutjob, I'm sure there is a ruling class of satanic perverts trafficking kids". Cut to a few years later...




Did you know the dude who showed up to that pizza shop in DC and happened to only shoot a hard drive and all he had to say after was "well I was so convinced this was true but it's definitely not", was just shot and killed by police last month like a week before the Epstein files came out? Epstein's emails have like 800 something mentions of "pizza and grape soda" in really weird contexts, like a doctor who's now a pharma executive prescribing him boner pills over text and telling him "after you take them, wash your hands and let's go get some pizza and grape soda".


So I definitely still want to know what in the flying fuck is up with Hillary Clinton's campaing chairman's "artwork collection" of prepubescent kids being tied up and and covering their bloody asses in a drained pool.

Hey can we get 3 or 4 pizzas delivered to the penthouse suite in a hotel in Chicago on May 17th for about 4 hours?

Preferably eastern european pizza but maybe throw in 1 mixed race pizza for my buddy.

 

[deviake]

After seeing some of the shit in the Epstein files, uh, yeah. It actually looks worse than anything I've seen the tinfoilers come up with. And this is just the redacted shit and from what I've heard recently possibly only 2% of the files have been released?! It's insane. Fucking insane.

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

I have a friend of mine who I knew over a decade and a half ago. He was a personal trainer at a gym I used to go to, American bloke, lovely man.

He moved back to the states soon after I left the area, has two Facebook accounts and lots nothing but conspiracy theory meme shit.

The War Room would love him, but I'm deleting Facebook because of him.

 

[RoastBeast]

The one I've always gone back and forth on is the Johnny Gosch abduction and the Franklin scandal. So much weird shit in there to unpack.

There's a ton of stuff in there that is most likely just hoaxes or people fucking around but there's also a lot of dead people as well. Seems like most people that spoke up about it wound up with charges or dead.

 

[Zer]

The one I've always gone back and forth on is the Johnny Gosch abduction and the Franklin scandal. So much weird shit in there to unpack.

There's a ton of stuff in there that is most likely just hoaxes or people fucking around but there's also a lot of dead people as well. Seems like most people that spoke up about it wound up with charges or dead.

Have you ever read up on Marc Dutroux? Basically the story of a in Belgium that initially seemed like the story of one fucked up guy keeping kids locked in his basement, but spiraled into a nationwide scandal that implicated many powerful figures in a horrific child sex/murder ring and became a messy coverup that involved many people mysteriously dying? With some of the victims surviving to tell their stories in detail?

 

[SurferH2O]

 

[HUGHPHUG]

Here's a conspiracy...

it's crazy to me that the full word for child sex predators, nonces etc, PDF FILES, is now a naughty censored word

These fucks have such influence that they have convinced forums, YT, social media etc to not allow the word to be spelled out in full, less you be punished and have your posts limited views

shit is wild, filthy fucking evil bastards, always covering shit up. it's the actions and the crime that's bad, not the word that describes these evil cunts. you might as well censor the word racist if that's the case

 

[Swamps]

I'm considered on by the retards who tell everyone their pronouns.