PWD 588: Civil War

[Stargazer Rex]

And don't come back until you pump them babies full of silicone!

And give me that fucking churro!

 

[Stargazer Rex]

there’s a thread in mayberry about a woman being mauled by a pack of wiener dogs. she died at the hospital.

Live by the wiener, die by the wiener.

 

[Michaelangelo]

Genuinely unattractive.

damn Smigg you showed up quick. must be that AJ alert system lmao

 

[Pittie Petey]

it was weird as hell, like it didnt bite it off, it pulled it off like a glove. like her bone was sticking out, and the flesh was just laying on the floor, fingernail and all. she went to get it attached but they said the bone was splintered so they had to shave it down and amputate it at the middle joint. crazy

Oh I know exactly what happened then
I saw that happen twice with my cousin and later my nephew getting their finger slammed in the car door
Popped the skin right off and they just clipped down the bone to match at the hospital
Still surprising that a dog can do that though
Maybe her skin was leathery and damaged from all the cigarette smoking

 

[Stargazer Rex]

damn Smigg you showed up quick. must be that AJ alert system lmao

Me and Smigg got beef. He stole my journalism and passed it off as his own.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

The people of the PWD find Pliny Orenthal James Pete innocent of all charges. He does not owe an apology to the Jews.

Big Nasty Johnnie had to get in his HOTDOGGIN' AND HIS GRANDSTANDIN', DON'TCHA? YEAHHH

Spoiler

 

[Michaelangelo]

Did they go for her buns?

 

[Michaelangelo]

Me and Smigg got beef. He stole my journalism and passed it off as his own.

if only you were white

 

[Stargazer Rex]

I wish a pack of wiener dawgs would try to attack me. I'd rip their dicks off and gouge out their eyeballs.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

if only you were white

I'm a quarter white, but it means nothing.

 

[Michaelangelo]

I'm a quarter white, but it means nothing.

you’ve been tainted by the brown blood

I wish a pack of wiener dawgs would try to attack me. I'd rip their dicks off and gouge out their eyeballs.

i was thinking about that. My mom would have stomped the shit out of them. the sad thing is that woman was a mother. her kids also lost their father a few years back.

 

[Sivo The Ram]

Oh I know exactly what happened then
I saw that happen twice with my cousin and later my nephew getting their finger slammed in the car door
Popped the skin right off and they just clipped down the bone to match at the hospital
Still surprising that a dog can do that though
Maybe her skin was leathery and damaged from all the cigarette smoking

yeah she was rough to begin with lol.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

you’ve been tainted by the brown blood

i was thinking about that. My mom would have stomped the shit out of them. the sad thing is that woman was a mother. her kids also lost their father a few years back.

How the hell did she die, though? Loss of blood?

 

[Stargazer Rex]

yeah she was rough to begin with lol.

What if she was sexually frustrated and that's why she was the way she was. Should of gave her the ram, dude.

 

[Sivo The Ram]

What if she was sexually frustrated and that's why she was the way she was. Should of gave her the ram, dude.

<{cruzshake}>

 

[Stargazer Rex]

<{cruzshake}>

RAM JAM!

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

RAM JAM!

 

[Sivo The Ram]

RAM JAM!

id rather crack a dinner plate over her head

 

[Michaelangelo]

How the hell did she die, though? Loss of blood?

the article didn’t say but that makes the most sense. there were 7 dogs (3 girls and 4 boys) 1-3 years old no more than 40 pounds each.

 

[Sivo The Ram]

It was just the tip and the chick could have been small. And he said she was a bitch that was mean to the animals, that probably had enough and went full bite force on that hoe.

it had badly broken leg so it was in pain and scared, she threw a towel over it and tried to pin it down while someone else gave it a shot...dog said nope bitch!