PWD 570: Love Is Dead

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Smigg said:
I do, I just rang the World Historians of Real Events (WHoRE), and I said "Oi, mate. Do you know a Minotauro Rex?" and he said "Yeah, pal. I know that reprobate. He came bursting in here saying that he should henceforth be known as 'Minotauro Sex' because of his historical love making, then dry humped a statue to completion, why?" and I said "Well, I just told him that he's not a historian", and then he said "What did he say?" I said "He said 'You don't know that", and then he said "Then what did you say to him!" I then said "I didn't say anything to him, I just picked up the phone and asked you if he was a historian" and then he said "We get this call all the time, he keeps on saying he's a historian, but what he means is that a member of Hezbollah", and I said "You fucking what, mate? He's a terrorist?!" and then he said "No, he thought it was a bowling alley, he says he's a proficient bowler" and then I said "Well, is he", and then he said "I dunno, he says he is, but I haven't seen him play, but he told me he scored a 102... that's pretty good isn't it?!" and then I said "Well, if you don't bowl it is, but I think a proficient bowler would get more than that", and then he asked me "Well, what's the most you've scored?!" and then I said "183", and then he said "Wow, you sound like a proficient bowler, did you have the bumpers up?!" I then said "No, you cheeky bastard, only queers use the bumpers!" and then he said "I use the bumpers!" and then I said "Well you must be a queer then!" and then he said "Just because I'm gay, doesn't mean I would automatically use the bumpers when I go bowling!" and then I said "No, it's true, it's in the rules!" and then he said "You're not a historian, Smigg!" and then I said "I'm also not a queer who uses the bumpers at the bowling alley"

Then he hung up on me.
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What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
 
Will they address the breakup on Raw tonight?
 
Minotauro Rex said:
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Back on the market
BAY BAY
 
Nikki is going to have to come back to work now that her meal ticket is gone...gone...gone


 
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I want in there, damn it!!
 
nobody wants to marry nikki

she’s gonna have 7 cats by the end of the year
 
Batjester said:
Aren't there supposed to be like 50 fucking people in it? Going to take an hour just to bring them all out. Even at 1 min intervals.
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That's why it's the "Greatest" Royal Rumble.
 
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