I do, I just rang the World Historians of Real Events (WHoRE), and I said "Oi, mate. Do you know a Minotauro Rex?" and he said "Yeah, pal. I know that reprobate. He came bursting in here saying that he should henceforth be known as 'Minotauro Sex' because of his historical love making, then dry humped a statue to completion, why?" and I said "Well, I just told him that he's not a historian", and then he said "What did he say?" I said "He said 'You don't know that", and then he said "Then what did you say to him!" I then said "I didn't say anything to him, I just picked up the phone and asked you if he was a historian" and then he said "We get this call all the time, he keeps on saying he's a historian, but what he means is that a member of Hezbollah", and I said "You fucking what, mate? He's a terrorist?!" and then he said "No, he thought it was a bowling alley, he says he's a proficient bowler" and then I said "Well, is he", and then he said "I dunno, he says he is, but I haven't seen him play, but he told me he scored a 102... that's pretty good isn't it?!" and then I said "Well, if you don't bowl it is, but I think a proficient bowler would get more than that", and then he asked me "Well, what's the most you've scored?!" and then I said "183", and then he said "Wow, you sound like a proficient bowler, did you have the bumpers up?!" I then said "No, you cheeky bastard, only queers use the bumpers!" and then he said "I use the bumpers!" and then I said "Well you must be a queer then!" and then he said "Just because I'm gay, doesn't mean I would automatically use the bumpers when I go bowling!" and then I said "No, it's true, it's in the rules!" and then he said "You're not a historian, Smigg!" and then I said "I'm also not a queer who uses the bumpers at the bowling alley"
Then he hung up on me.