PWD 569: World War III Edition

[Frank23]

Calm down, Frank.

Will you delete your account if Roman Reigns loses at the WWE Greatest Royal Rumble?

Spoiler

 

[lakersfan45]

Sounds rad

Edibles and Crazy Taxi! <Lmaoo>

Man I actually have an edibles and great taxi story.

When I was In grad school these two guys came from Italy to do research for an internship. One of them was housesitting for our bosses (the PI/ professor) house since the prof was out of town. So these guys tell me they smoke weed in Italy and I’m like alright I’ll bring some over and I’ll bring my Dreamcast. So I arrive with vodka and weed including edibles. I make them
Both my normal drink which is four shots of vodka and a splash of Diet Coke. We each down one fast and I pour another and give them some edibles. They never had clinic edibles.

So everything is going smooth we are listening to the cardigans (lolz not even kidding) and Radiohead mix while playing some crazy taxi. One of the Italian dudes starts laughing hilariously then all of a sudden gets up and runs. This idiot goes into the bathroom and violently vomits everywhere except the toilet. All over the walls leading to and into the bathroom. Then he is freaking out still high and runs outside the house. There’s a lot of faculty that lives in the area and the last thing I want them to see is me as a grad student drunk and high chasing a masters student from another country. I find him collapsed at a small park freaking out and he tells me to leave him. So I’m like
Okay whatevs I’m going home.

So I call an Uber (I always uber if I drink) to pick me up and take me home. My house is about 4 miles and ten mins from my bosses. So the uber comes and I tell them the address. We are halfway to my house and I tell the driver she’s going the wrong way. She’s like the map says we just take this street straight to ur house. She was right but for some reason I was sure she was wrong. So
I’m like
No turn right. And I keep giving her random directions that don’t make sense for like fifteen minutes. The whole time she’s telling me I’m wrong but I’ll do what u say. After the fifteen minutes I was like “yeah I don’t know what’s going on lolzzzzzz”.

 

[Mr. Perfect]

I just learned that Steve Austin shops at Aldi.

He talks about shopping at "Trader Joe's", Trader Joe's is owned by Aldi. For my American friends, Aldi is a discount supermarket, known for it's off-brand stuff, they actually have a brand of cookies called... Borneo.

Guy has a reported net worth of around $40 Million, and he's shopping at Aldi. Can take the guy out of wrestling, can't take wrestling out of the guy.

Trader Joes isn’t a discount supermarket in the US though. It’s got tons of awesome, unique food, some of which is quite pricey.

 

[Frank23]

Becky's boyfriend won.

 

[Smigg]

Trader Joes isn’t a discount supermarket in the US though. It’s got tons of awesome, unique food, some of which is quite pricey.

But I've found out that it's an Aldi shop, in my mind, Steve Austin shops at Aldi.

 

[Smigg]

Becky's boyfriend won.

Well, he can win all he wants, he still looks like midget Robb Flynn

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Man I actually have an edibles and great taxi story.

When I was In grad school these two guys came from Italy to do research for an internship. One of them was housesitting for our bosses (the PI/ professor) house since the prof was out of town. So these guys tell me they smoke weed in Italy and I’m like alright I’ll bring some over and I’ll bring my Dreamcast. So I arrive with vodka and weed including edibles. I make them
Both my normal drink which is four shots of vodka and a splash of Diet Coke. We each down one fast and I pour another and give them some edibles. They never had clinic edibles.

So everything is going smooth we are listening to the cardigans (lolz not even kidding) and Radiohead mix while playing some crazy taxi. One of the Italian dudes starts laughing hilariously then all of a sudden gets up and runs. This idiot goes into the bathroom and violently vomits everywhere except the toilet. All over the walls leading to and into the bathroom. Then he is freaking out still high and runs outside the house. There’s a lot of faculty that lives in the area and the last thing I want them to see is me as a grad student drunk and high chasing a masters student from another country. I find him collapsed at a small park freaking out and he tells me to leave him. So I’m like
Okay whatevs I’m going home.

So I call an Uber (I always uber if I drink) to pick me up and take me home. My house is about 4 miles and ten mins from my bosses. So the uber comes and I tell them the address. We are halfway to my house and I tell the driver she’s going the wrong way. She’s like the map says we just take this street straight to ur house. She was right but for some reason I was sure she was wrong. So
I’m like
No turn right. And I keep giving her random directions that don’t make sense for like fifteen minutes. The whole time she’s telling me I’m wrong but I’ll do what u say. After the fifteen minutes I was like “yeah I don’t know what’s going on lolzzzzzz”.

Those poor Italian Mexicans! <Lmaoo>

 

[Prime LeVan]

But I've found out that it's an Aldi shop, in my mind, Steve Austin shops at Aldi.

We have Aldi's here in the States. We also have Lidl's too.

First time I went I didn't have a quarter for the damn cart and apparently you have to bring your own bags. They have really good off brands though...

 

[Michaelangelo]

Becky's boyfriend won.

he already won when the Beckster didn’t reject his ass

 

[Prime LeVan]

And Way of the Warrior for the 3DO

3DO was my shit back in the day.

Quarantine
Phoenix 3
Gex
Hell
Dragon Lore 2
Way of the Warrior
Captain Quasar
Return Fire
Panzer General
Out of This World

and my all time favorite game, Star Control 2.

 

[Prime LeVan]

This Rusev news in an angle to have Lana/Rusev vs. Taker/McCool at Summer Slam. I'll sig bet it.

 

[Prime LeVan]

Mortal Kombat Trilogy on PS1 had a cheat code for one button fatalities. Loved that shit.

Soul Blade on PS1 was another good game.

 

[Prime LeVan]

I wish I had the patience for an old school JRPG that was turn based. Someone was talking about Skies of Arcadia and I remember having a pimped out home island in that one. Next pole should be the best old school (8-32 bit) JRPG.

Final Fantasy 7 (although I preferred 8 more)
Chrono Trigger
Wild Arms (probably my favorite)
Lunar
Xenogears
Suikoden
Dragon Quest
Phantasy Star

Damn, my childhood...

 

[Michaelangelo]

3DO was my shit back in the day.

Quarantine
Phoenix 3
Gex
Hell
Dragon Lore 2
Way of the Warrior
Captain Quasar
Return Fire
Panzer General
Out of This World

and my all time favorite game, Star Control 2.

you poor (rich) bastard

 

[lordsai]

 

[lordsai]

Mortal Kombat
Tekken/ soul calibur

 

[Prime LeVan]

you poor (rich) bastard

Nope, bought it at Babbage's when they were only $99 on clearance. Games were like $5-10 too.

I was faaaaar from rich growing up.

 

[Prime LeVan]

I still remember Cyrax's best combo...

Throw net, circle, circle, square, sqaure, back square.

 

[Jobber]

STFU before I put a beating on you boi

Go blow a mechanic

 

[Smigg]

I remember my dad playing the first Mortal Kombat game on the Master System because he wanted to play it, and we couldn't rent the Mega Drive version because it was booked out, and I just heard this "Oooooh SHIT!!" because he wasn't expecting to see Goro.